How the hell do I stop procrastinating?
>>34529955
I'll explain it to you later.
Stop thinking about it, and go do 5 seconds of work on anything on your todo list. Doesn't matter what it is.
Action begets action. Inaction begets inaction.
>>34530049ORIGINALLY ANGRY
Currently typing this in a McDonalds from my phone, because no house to live in.
Long story short.
>Mom is a lying piece of shit
>Call her out for it
>She texts my Dad (they're divorced) saying that i'm rude to her and she wants me out of the house
>I'm 22, so she can kick me out legally
>I don't have any problems with my dad. I see him every summer. Mom keeps saying he's a drunk and a cheater to me and my sister.
>So I'm going to be kicked out of the house and probably move in with my dad (if he accepts me) if not i'll literally be homeless
>Sister keeps crying to me and texting me saying she loves me, telling me to stay etc. (We're really close, only born 2 years apart)
I literally unironically want to KMS, no memes this time
Fuck this world.
I am sorry you're going through this. That sounds very painful.
If your mom is a liar, perhaps she's lying about your father too? Perhaps you should indeed move in with him and see what you can learn?
>>34529949
Do you have a car? If so you will be fine. I live in my car. Not so bad. Get a gym membership for showers.
Don't leave your sister
general drug thread
what are you on?
what are you curious about?
robottriping myself
>tfw have to eat something before I take my daily opiates
>already starting to feel chilly and nauseous
>have no appetite, but if I take morphine on an empty stomach, my stomach will sound like an angry doggo
i do opioids (mostly kratom) on a pretty much daily basis. i also bought some brandy and had a few glasses of that. i also eat shitloads of acid but i can't do that every day. might eat 2-3 tabs this weekend when my gf is not at my house. i might try to discretely bring it up to her since i'd love to do acid with her. i did some benzos last night since the day before i had a fucked up emotional breakdown while driving home where i couldn't stop crying, and i was still that way. i just needed to feel nothing. i was thinking of how to kill myself before i ate the benzos but then life was good. i played some killing floor then watched all existing episodes of taboo before reading some paranormal shit and crashing. i was so fucked this morning that i missed my abstract algebra class
Its 3 am and I can't fucking sleep. Anxiety being bretty fucking bad because I drank like 3 days without being sober. Tfw no xanys or other benzos to chill. This is pretty fucked up.
>tfw ruined entire meal by adding too much spice
>tfw hate being vegan but do it for the animals
>tfw literally did this so I just cooked another meal today
>tfw the meal was two and a half pounds of beef chuck chili slow cooked for eleven hours
>tfw when ur mom forgot the coca cola
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How did it start for you?
>>34529663
Are you drunk or something? What the hell are you saying?
women aren't very intimidating, what kind of fagturd do you have to be wanting to be dominated by lesser creatures?
femdom fags need to be gassed
post your first name and get judged. alpha or beta
Brian
>>34529506
Artyom. How bout that motherfucker
And Brian sounds masculine but peaceful
kyle
oreginello
nice frog op
so r9k, whats your score?
mines 125.
>>34529499
>125
Here's your (You)
Now kill yourself faggot desu
>>34529562
>tfw Im not lying
15. I'm 30 years old.
seriously, how long would you last?
>>34529474
Right now I'd probably cum in less than 2 minutes
>>34529474
sex is disgusting in all its forms
>>34529474
usually around 10 to 15 min
Who else /9to5/? I sit in a cubicle all day and file expenditures for a real estate company.I have a gun in my briefcase in case I decide that today is the day I end it and take as many people I can with me
I worked in a call center cubicle this past summer and it was the closest I've ever come to ending it all.
I don't get how officecucks can go sit there for 8 hours and do the same shit day-in day-out ad infinitum. It's baffling.
>>34529439
>>34529476
This makes me feel like my CS degree is going to be the death of me, typing code in all day.
Rather work with people, but autism
>>34529439
Dont, use a bomb hard enough to get one with you losers.
Just kill your self.
When I stand up, stretch my arms out, and clinch my shoulder blades together for a few seconds, I go into this weird trance where my brain just shuts off and I literally can't think for about a minute.
My eyes just fuzz up and time gets warped and it's just freaky
It usually only happens after sitting down for a while, though.
What is this?
>>34529404
Sounds like you stood up too fast but that usually only lasts a couple seconds so idk
maybe its your mind expanding spreading out thin. maybe if we did it next to each other we could read each others minds
Also happens to me, I think it's low blood pressure thing
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Very comfy picture, the discord is a cozy place as well
>>34529363
I would but I deleted discord the other day. Im going full fledged normie from here on out. No more excuses
>>34529363
Wow I can't believe how helpful the resources here are.
I've been looking for another online hang out to try and get away from /r9k/.
Do you accept MtF trans people?
>Make tray of fries for myself
>Take half with me into my room
>Finish them
>Come back out for the rest
>The rest are on a plate in my sister's hands
>My mom says "The rest are for your sister"
>Tell her that I made them for me
>"Please, how many have you made today? And besides, you just ate. Maybe next time when you make fries you should tell your sister and see if she wants some"
>Sister eats the fries and I go back to my room
Fucking CUNT WHORE
>>34529348
Fuck her shit up senpai. Shit in her bed. Are you the guy whose mom made make his cunt sister a hamburger?
>>34529435
Yes actually, I'm surprised anyone remembers.
I can relate to this so well. Women always doing that type of bullshit
What kind of treats are you giving out for Valentine's Day?
What kind of cards are you giving out?
Bitch I'm not in third grade.i take advantage of the sales tho. I love me some chocolate
>>34529341
I don't know anybody, but it is a great time to stock up on candy like >>34529427 said. I will definitely gain 20 or so lbs over the next month.
I'm eating chocolate right now, have been eating chocolate for the past 2 months, and plan to eat even more chocolate on Valentine's day alone.
is weed good ? or overrated af ?
>>34529331
Overrated makes people slow and retarded
It made me scared shitless of Call of Duty, 0/10 would not 420 again
>>34529331
It's fun but overrated
Like a better alcohol except it can make you paranoid
>Which SSRI is prescribed for meme-tier depression?
>Which SSRI is prescribed for serious, clinical depression?
Prozac is the strongest SSRI and is only prescribed to people with actual, clinical depression.
any depression = meme tier
>>34529417
>dude depression is a meme because the internet told me so lmao
oh ok so have I just been faking my reaction to my dad's death? really makes me think
SSRI is prescribed as a general purpose first round antidepressant. They aren't perfect, but for many people they do indeed help with combined with talk therapy.
This is assuming your depression is caused by seratonin issues and not your life just sucking because modern society is garbage and destroys people.