so r9k, whats your score? mines 125.

>>34529499
>125
Here's your (You)

Now kill yourself faggot desu

>>34529562
>tfw Im not lying

15. I'm 30 years old.

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>>34530190
A TRUE WIZZARD HAS APPEARED

40.

God.
I feel like I've failied.

18 fucking fuck

origianio pls

>>34529499
151. I drink too much and don't visit the doctor regularly cause I don't need to. Also don't have any pets. Not sure why that's a point.

cyborg (scored 80)

Bonus round brought me into cyborg.

63

55. Just barely considered a robot

>>34530547
normie as fuck gtfo

>>34530547
>>34529499
So why do people like you even come here?

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>42
could be worse I guess
not that it matters

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56
>tfw not even the bonus round can save me

>>34530595
I like reading stories from this board. The cringe material is gold.

>>34530641
I want to be mad at you but it isn't worth it. I wish you would, for a second, put yourself in the shoes of a sad, lonely guy with nothing to live for.

This list is serious bullshit OP. How come "taking care of a pet" is the same as "raised children that you're proud of."

>>34529499
Just about 76.

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>>34529499
15

Originally, I might add

>>34530641
You can do the same thing on reddit

You're not missing out anything by being here at the source, normo assclown

>>34529499

I'm a chad. You know how I know. I didn't read the chart let alone add up the shit.

33 Im a fucking loser wowzer please help me

>>34530721
If they are putting their shit up on the internet then anyone is free to read it. I feel bad for some of the posts, and others are hilarious. If you don't want people like me reading it don't post.

>>34530845
The stories and posts here are genuine and not subject to votes. Sorry for barging in on your little safe space. You're on the internet bud.

A fucking cyborg (60)

And the description is extremely accurate... An hero coming soon

>>34530919
>If they are putting their shit up on the internet then anyone is free to read it
Okay? No one is stopping you. You can read anything you want, that's not even the point.

But do you really have to brag about how much better you are than us? For real, you take time out of your day to come onto this website, which you know is full of depressed and lonely guys, and then make a point of how Chad-like you are. Why the fuck does that give you satisfaction? Why do you care so much about proving yourself to be better than losers like us, and why do you have to make us feel like shit?

>>34531146
Anon, let it go, here, I'll answer for him.

Brah, chh, like I said, keep your tism' off the net if you don't want boo boos on your feels, k?

Seacrest, out!~

>>34531146
OP posted the question. All I did was answer it. I am not bragging.

>>34530553
Hey me too. I feel like the social round should be worth more. Having no friends and never getting laid should be the main qualifiers for robothood tbqhwymf. Having a car and a house just means I'm a failed normie with loads of debt.

54

Tying the noose brothers

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Just barely missed Normalfag.

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>105
but i'm a virgin so basically a "slighty strange"

I scored 56 and I barely even come here because you fucks are just so depressing. I'm just checking to see if my friend started a thread or not.

>I still want to kill myself though

88. Not too bad honestly. I can live with that

What is "recreational screen time"?

>>34529499
65
I've gone up 30 points from the last time I took this darned test.
a-am I doing it anons? am I graduating from /r9k/?

the score i have aquired on the test of robot is 32

Holy shit people like this actually exist? How tf do you get under 80???

>>34529499
117, oregano pasta sauce

>>34532505
get autism

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I'm a Wizard's Apprentice.

>>34529499
The trick is to divide the number by your age

75

>an outsider to both worlds
Are cyborgs the truest robots?

>>34529499
124 here
I don't think this chart is accurate, I view myself as a normalfag at best

40.
most of the points were from the physical section, if it didn't count i would've got 20.
>tfw handsome wizard

>>34529499
I'm probably 80-something.

No time for that gay counting desu

>>34529499
28
Bonus Round brought me into Wizard Apprentice.

>>34532900
But you got 40. There's a lot of 'if's in the world, doesn't make em valid.

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>>34529499
Dead on 50

It just keeps getting lower.

>>34529499
49

thanks for making me feel like shit desu

Grand Wizard. I want to die.

>>34533118
Really? Which sections did you actually get points from?

>>34529499
34
keeps dropping every year

>>34533137
The smoking and drugs ones.

>45
and going up

>>34529499
59

Most of them are from social. Also college student, so it will probably go down to 40 after I finish it.

35
wtf am i doing with my life

Borderline normalfag. Would've been a good 20 points lower back in college.

got myself a 76, jesus fuck i dont know if i should be impressed or disappointed.

87
It's weird, social is the only part where I took most of my points. Without it, I would've probablly got 57 or so.

>>34533187
91 if i answer yes or no

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>lowest score 49 (robot)
>highest score 82 (slightly strange)
i can answer some of these questions in different ways desu

43. Lowered 12 points from last time, nice.

>>34529499
61, low end of cyborg. If I weren't gay though, I wouldn't be able to have sex ever though, so I'd be a robot if men weren't easy. That's crappy, considering the things I can help (showering, dental hygiene, having a job) are the things I actually have.

38. Got killed in the mental, social, and accomplishment categories

47. about what i expected
>originally dang it

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7, not even joking.
you normies better fuck off.

>>34529499
45

Normans bls leave

121

Not sure arbitrarily points are given. I see myself as a normie though

>>34529499
69, ive arrived!

98. Not bad.

I'm in a good place mentally, but that often swings.

>>34535321
Should I originally kill myself?

It seems I've regressed in points because I used to get cyborg, than I realized LDRs aren't real romantic relationships and time advanced and I lost some other bonuses.

>>34529499
Anyone above 81 should leave this board. So go, normalfag.

>>34535515
SERIOUSLY!! CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW GO SUCK CHADS DICK WITH STACY CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW FUCK YOU ALL CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>34535316
holy shit (you)

im a 23 but i will drop once i leave college

>>34529499
Not exactly sure about the number but I have some qualities of cyborg and some of slightly strange

133
i'm not even particulary successful in life, i'd put myself in "slightly strange" hoenstly.

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>>34530190
>>34530480
>>34530818
>>34535316
YAY WE WON

SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY

118, if anyone is wondering why i'm here its to make me feel better about myself amongst robots like you

>>34535663
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW LEAVE CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34529499
130bois
I'm 19 faggots

>>34535763
IF you don't leave now, life is going to hit you, and that score will drop dramatically!! read above, it gets bad!! NOW leave, or^^^^^^^^^^^^

>>34529499
>81
so close, yet so far

>>34535316
nah

>45

I don't feel like I still belong here though,not a robot by r9k standards.

But this is the only place I feel like I can slightly relate to