Name rate thread

>>34529506
Artyom. How bout that motherfucker

And Brian sounds masculine but peaceful

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kyle
oreginello

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nice frog op

Bryce
originaligamisdhfjkhlksadfhkjsad

Calvin

> Oregano? PROBABLY NOT

>>34529549
sounds like an average joe

Nicholas

It means victory of the people

What does /r9k/ think of the following names

>Ryan
>Daniel
>Alexander
>Samuel
>Nicholas
>Josh
>Trent
>Jesse
>Max

Allen

Bls no bully

>>34529549
beta

>>34529581
chad

>>34529604
beta

>>34529630
chad/semi-robot

>>34529665
>chad/semi-robot
That actually sounds about right.

I have robo-tendencies but my life is successful.

>>34529506
Luka

Literally the most common name in my country
And my last name is one of the most common names in eastern europe
Novak
Parents were very imaginative

Avery

>>34529604
pretty good

cool and conventional. someone who can get along with most anyone.

either considerably short, tall or perfectly average. not fat or lanky.

Justin. All my bros got biblical names except for me hmm

>>34529719
sounds solid to me

>>34529719
Having a common name is actually pretty awesome. No matter what I do in life, my name is so common I never have to worry about an employer or anyone googling my name and finding shit about me that isn't diluted as hell.

My name, first and last, is shared by
-An NHL player
-A character in a popular young adult series
-A voice actor
-Over 170 people on a Normbook group for people with my name

Joshua.
I can bring down walls and stuff so that's pretty cool I guess

Alexander.
origaminolia

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William is my formal name, but I go by will.
By all known laws of aviation, bees should be able to fly my ass into a trips

>Erik aka one of the most beta names

>ordering a greasy pizza for myself
>pick it up myself because no car and dont want to pay for delivery
>tfw I say my name for the order and the guy says "you look like an erik"

shout out to everyone named John. Have never not met a nice John. All J name people are usually based as fuck. John, Jack, James

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Fridolin

No bully pls.

>>34529547
alpha as fuck desu
>>34529549
beta
>>34529569
its all yours friend.jpg
>>34529581
the y makes it alpha
>>34529604
beta
>>34529630
neutral
>>34529640
Ryan, Daniel, Alex, Max, Trent are alpha
>>34529650
beta

>>34529896
What are people going to do with just a first name? Oh shit man the millions of other people who have this name are suddenly all gone and now we know you're that one guy who has that name and we somehow know where you are now aswell
like what

>>34529878
>>34529927

I couldn't resist, kekerino

Brandon

I go by my middle name though

My name is Seth.

Not to shabby right?

Fotis

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>>34529506
Connor, reporting in

>>34529506
Hey OP dat my name too

>>34529896
found the beta
even the robot knows

>>34529976
Alpha as fuck. Souds like some american military commander

Jim

Orignalel

>>34529878
omega as fuck

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Peter (not from US so your prejudice prob has no effect on me)

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>>34529506
Oscar

oringalalols

>>34530085
i like the name peter

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>>34529569
Whats good nigga, been saving this shit for years

>>34530123
you need to share them asap

Cooper. Plz no bully

Ludvig

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Zion.

Origaia postia.

ctrl + f
no sauce
wew
my names chris btw

>>34530166
reminds me of Twin Peaks which means quality name

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>>34530045
Thanks for reminding me about that anon.
I still hope that you a nice name at least.

Aaron

JUST

>>34530254
i do.they call me raviolle

>>34529506
Joseph Antonio

>>34529547
Beta

>>34529549
Painfully average

>>34529604
Dull

>>34529506
>tfw my name is Bryan

>>34529506
Samuel. It's autist tier and Hebrew as well

>>34530222
neither. most chris's i've met were pretty cool
>>34530321
could be worse
>>34530373
>rating me Joseph Antonio
y-you too
>>34530395
better spelling desu

>>34529506
carl

tfw i'm black

>>34530525
Pretty average name, neither good nor bad. The fact that your black makes me think of the simpsons character though

Mark

Patrick but I go by Pat

>tfw name is too unique and you want to be rated but fear of the minuscule chance that someone recognizes you

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>Jessie
>male

Joao
original

>>34530640
relatable, in the most original of ways

jeffery

yes ik my retarded parents cant spell jeffrey right

>>34529506
Stefan

I'm way to freaking original for this

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Rob

Literally the best name here.

>>34530949
how does it feel to be named after a Young Thug album

Harry

Origanolinalomamamia

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>>34531008
You are a ridiculous human.

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Hayden
Its hebrew for "man on a hill"
Im white as fuck
My life so far is anything but being on a hill
> on lunch break at retail job
End it now pls

>>34529959
Beta
>>34529961
Alpha
>>34529976
Alpha
>>34530036
You know it
>>34530101
Beta chess club nerd
>>34530166
Alpha
>>34530175
Alpha
>>34530217
Zeta
>>34530222
Beta
>>34530321
Was alpha until that normie a-a-ron joke that you heard every day three years ago. Beta
>>34530395
Alpha
>>34530415
Goyim
>>34530525
Alpha
>>34530582
Alpha
>>34530622
Alpha
>>34530675
Beta
>>34530779
Omega
>>34530949
Beta
>>34530978
Nazi
>>34531008
Alpha
>>34531025
Alpha
>>34531066
Alpha

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>>34531049
damn you know that's actually pretty accurate

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Decker
Pic not related

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>>34529506
Brianna, the feminization of Brian

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George
imsmarterthanyoubot

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>>34529506
torin

Eric

blahb;ahshitpost

Thomas

the dank engine

I want to die

Ali

FUCKING ALI

>>34529976
>>34530217
>>34530321
>>34531008
>>34531322
>>34531374
These are all good names, the rest are dogshit.

>>34531066
hayd from the rabbit chat/comfy skype group?

William


Originalio

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>>34530321
>tfw too smart to have a defense

>>34529549
Kek beta af

Pepe


Not a frog god

Mike.
>tfw most likeable name for girls

>>34530217
Day of the rope when?

Farhan

Daniel

>>34531722
sounds alpha to me

>>34531243
Why did you call the guy with a jewish name an insult meant for non-jews?

>>34529506
>Legal name is Jefferson
Just kill me now desu

Ross

>>34529878
i think that's a pretty cute name desu. it sounds friendly, like a happy woodland critter.

Is Anthony beta?

Jared

>>34531404
>>34531416
>>34531551
>>34531819
Good names, especially Jefferson, that's badass

Roland
Originally kekd

>>34531758
Thanks, I don't really follow the alpha beta concept so I guess that makes me pretty alpha lol

>>34531819
That's a chad name

my friend from school was a Jefferson and he was alpha as fuck

>>34531865
nah senpai u good
>>34531879
chad tier
>>34531882
fix my keyboard

Troy

This is an unoriginal name

>>34531981
Troy should be the new Chad desu

>>34531879
Decent name my dude. It comes out more chadlike with Ts though.

>>34531953
>fix my keyboard
Explain

Sean

the better version of John desu

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>>34532035
pic related was the first thing that came to mind

>>34532002
Why doea everyone say this its such a beta name

my first name's Richard and my last names Dickens, so my entire life everyone has called mt Dick Dickens and laughed there asses off just because my dumb parents wanted to name me after my grandfather.

>>34532212
Its really not. OP's name is beta.

>>34530161
agreed, anon, share them please

>>34529506
Micheal, an original name that most definitely didn't get me muted for two seconds

>>34532375
Alpha

>Hunter
Origimssgvxf

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Gregor.

Originally.

Edwin

Means rich friend.
>tfw no friends or money

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Samuel Osteoperosis famalam

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Ronaldo

>inb4 TSUUUUUUUUUUU

david

fuck you too NSA

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Jimmy.
Potatonigger.

>>34529506
Collin lavin
OP your name is midtier, have seen chadimus thundercocks with the name Brian and also manlet autist white kids with the name brian

Tim

Let me have it anon, is it bad?

>>34529506
My birth name is James, but I go by Jay. Did I make the right choice?

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>>34529506
Luigi
>Tfw not even italian

>>34532862
>James
nice
>Jay
faggot

>>34532862
Go back to James, Jay is a nigger name

Gabriel

I go by gabe

My name is Drake

sometimes I make mixtape jokes because I can

Stephen

Ndblsbdjd original

Hudson

>>34529801
First name and initial of last name and I can guess it

>>34529506
Have an uncle brian, he's an aging hipster
>>34529549
I associate "Kyle"s with juggalos, probably just my experience though
>>34529581
You need a nickname
>>34529630
Start delivering presents
>>34529650
At least you aren't an Alan
>>34529722
I like it
>>34529759
The justin I summon in my head is a tryhard
>>34529815
Fuck you for that
>>34529844
Conquer something
>>34529858
Try again Bill
>>34529959
Which is?
>>34529961
rek egypt
>>34529976
No
>>34530036
Go by jimmy and we've got a deal
>>34530085
You're secretly a rabbit
>>34530101
Jew
>>34530166
Better as a last name

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Sterling
Org

>>34529506
Brian's a pretty good name desu.

>>34529547
Personally I like that name but I would guess that many people find it wierd. Some of the right girls might find it cool. It's not *too* dorky.

>>34529549
Kyle is almost too common for me to judge, but I know many Kyles that are wierd/autist.

>>34529581
Bryce is a pretty dank name. It rhymes with rice

>>34529630
Perfectly neutral name, so many Nicks and Nicholases I can't make a judgement.

>>34529650
Allen is a beta name desu.

>>34529719
I don't know if Luka is a boy's name or a girl's name but it sounds cool.

>>34529722
Avery is a cool name.

>>34529759
Justin is definitely a chad name.

>>34529815
Joshua is a retard name. There was a guy who went to my elementary school who was named Joshua and was retarded and deformed. His head was very square shaped and he was so sensitive to noise he would often break out in a loud caterwaul and shit his pants. This would happen about once or twice a month.

>>34529844
too common to judge

>>34529858
William is a dork name, Will is pretty cool. Once of the best bros I met in college was a Will.

>>34529859
only Erik(with a K) I know is a super-hardcore mountain-man who spends most of his time fucking Stacys and hiking. Right on, dude.

>>34529878
I assume you don't live in the US but I really like that name. Don't know a soul irl who has that name.

>>34529959
Brandon is a sort-of normie name, leaning towards chad although there is still definitely room for a beta for that name.

>>34529961
Seth is a beta name.

>>34529976
Connor is a pretty neutral name imo. I know two people named Connor, one is a turbo-nigger who doesn't just fit every black sterotype, he amplifies it. Other connor I know attends Harvard and is an angry nerd ginger who plays rugby. So I guess I don't know what to say about this name.

>>34530036
Jim, short and sweet. Pretty aight name.

>>34530085
Peter is a great name. Added bonus for euphamisn of a penis

>>34530101
Oscar is my cat's name

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>>34529506
Ryan.

And no, I'm not one of those fucking douches named ryan. I'm a virgin loser.
My parents named me ryan because it means "little king"

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>>34529506
>Jake

Originelelelelele

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>>34533030
could have been someone really special but it never happened for various reasons
seriously tho it's a pretty cool name

>>34533027
>>34533061
thank you

>>34533061
>>34533027
Do mine please.

Stephen

>>34529506
william

kill me

Samuel

OK now i want my rating

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Max

I've always been content with my name even though it's been the #1 dog name for decades

Manuel

Also, last name is jewish.

>>34533061


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>>34530166
Cooper is a pretty dope name desu.

>>34530175
>3
again, I assume you're not American(sorry :/) but you share the same first name a Beethoven. That's pretty cool.

>>34530217
I really hope you are black as the night. That's a cool name.

>>34530321
Ayy Ayy-ron

>>34530622
You are a pure faggot, your name says nothing about you but you probably are a furry and fuck random phallic-shaped objects ie pointed doorknobs at shitty college parties

>>34530675
Only male Jesse I know is a turbo-chad who literally drowns in pussy and plays college baseball. I hope you are that guy, because he's cool.

>>34530779
Whoaot?

>>34530949
Jeffery is pure autism, the most concentrated form.

>>34530978
The name only can remind me of the SNL character so you are automatically flamboyantly gay in my headcanon. You're cool though.

>>34531008
Rob is a good name. Also the only Rob I knew was probably one of the hardest working people I know. I hope you're that guy.

>>34531025
Do you keep a thin piece of wood in your back pocket at all times?

>>34531066
Hayden is a cool but degenerate name. I knew lots of "(three letters)-den names, but all of the Haydens I knew were really popular.

>>34531258
That's fucking cool. I doubt it's real though, you probably just play too much Shadowrun.

>>34531289
fag trap spotted

>>34531322
another mountain-man name spotted

>>34531355
what?
>>34531404
Thomas is a pretty autist name desu although only person I know who goes by Thomas and not Tom is a hyper-intelligent brony who is both mega-autist and super-successful(has somewhat-well-known mechie research published by popular publishers)
>>34531416
pls don't kill me
>>34531722
niqqah hwhat

>>34531758
Daniel is a chad name
>>34531856
only Ross I personally have interacted with is a known actor on the Disney channel. So chad name it is.
>>34531879
Jared is a fine name.

>>34531882
You're white and should be proud of it.
>>34531981
A N O T H E R C H A D

Pedro

No racism pls

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Tyler

It's so boring

>>34529506
Patrick

>>34533311
Checked

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>>34529506
Romario

oregano

>>34533359

Decent for a taco name. Not a Chad name, certainly.

Jonathan

orangina

Conner

I'm the only person I know with an -er ending instead of the common -or

>>34533348
What do you mean mountain-man, like an outdoorsy type of person?

Birth name is Kieran, go by Eric (middle name)

>>34533362
reminds me of the kid who bullied me in third grade

>>34533256
sam sounds too plain, samuel makes me think of French Canadians

>>34533166
steven is better

>>34533117
are there people over 12 named jake

>>34533030
kind of cool, but could be fedora tier as well

>>34532896
gabe the babe
never liked the name, idk why

>>34532862
neither is good tbqh

>>34532851
very beta

>>34529506
hello Ryan reporting how is my name

>>34533027 is not me you NIGGER.
>>34533348 and >>34533061
is me.
>>34533166
only Stephens I know are quiet but very intelligent and clever enough to not be autist, but don't fit into the chad category. You're probably either a very hardworking person focused on a manual labor job, or a very smart person who doesn't apply them self as much as they should.

>>34532092
Sean,(not to be confused with Shaun) is a complete chad name. Shaun is a beta name.

>>34532249
If this is true, sorry brah. I might know you IRL if you are actually Richard Dickens, if so, I'm sorry I couldn't drive you to DnD tuesday, it was a particularly bad day for me school-wise.

>>34532375
Michael is a true bro-tier name.

>>34532653
again, don't know anyone personally with that name but I like it.

>>34532681
cool name, you have potential but doesn't necessarily mean you can be chad.

>>34532725
die

>>34532792
if you are above 5'10" then you are a chad. If you are below that, enjoy your suicide.

>>34532851
That's my name, someone pls judge

>>34532862
Jay is cool as fuck, you might be black but even so that's probably okay

>>34532874
Luigi is an aight name, and I guess you're probably popular with the "omg im so nerdy" crowd, which could either be a blessing or a curse depending on your social adaptability.

>>34532896
you're an angel

>>34532917
again, might not be a chad but has potential to be one because of the popular artist associated with the name,

>>34532928
nobody is named Hudson except depressed sailors who wear yellow raincoats and have their wives fukked by niqqers.

>>34533117
chad

>>34533256
chadlet

>>34533311
total bro, you're probs into vydja but not too autist to not have friends. You're probably a cool person IRL.

Dimitar.

>>34530321
8/10
>>34530373
5/10
>>34530525
3/10
>>34531025
6/10
>>34531416
1/10
>>34532757
7/10
>>34533571
Hello Deathpool. 8/10

Believe it or not, i actually grew up to be quite alright with my name.

Blake

Orignionalio

>>34533461
yeah. You might have a beard, you might chop wood simply for a good blood-rush-pump workout, you might fuck Stacys for a living. Whether you do these things or not, your name shows that you have these tendencies in your blood and can absolutely achieve these things if you wish to do so. Just follow the right path.

>>34529506
My name is Noah
plz no bully

>>34529506
Blaze

ioyp

>>34532143
Oh hehe

>>34533598
>>34533348
>>34533061


pls rate my name, it's Tim

>>34533752
Enchanter/10

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Valentin
Never liked my name desu

My Name is Jack

AHHHHHHHH

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>>34533793
do you have a valentine valentin?
>kek'd

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>>34533828
>tfw i cant even honor my day

>>34529506
Bron.

>>34533455
Best name in the thread, I think Conner is a really cute, dominant name.

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>>34529506
Danielle
I don't really like it, apparently it's supposed to be common but I've only met one person with it
I remember being pissed off when i was a kid because Pokemon only had seven spaces for your name
Some of my friends call me Nelly

>>34529506
Reed, give it to me straight boys

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>>34533890
Reed how often do you do the deed?

Matthew is my name boys

Hayden.

Today has been awful, just lay it on me you faggots.

>>34529506
ryan spunt

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Benjamin

>IS IT OREGANO YET

Brody
Ogogoginal

>>34533455
Pretty good name, I'd imagine you'd be a pretty alpha guy

>>34533960
All the Bens I've met have either been really cool, or really fucking gay. No in-between.
Judging from the pic you posted, I'd say you're the latter.

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Thomas

>help me be original

>>34533490
>people over 12 named Jake

It was the nation's most popular name for awhile so ye kinda

>>34533999
Checked.

I'm really neither of those tbqh, I guess I kinda don't live up to the name.

>>34533867
Well, there is one way anon. Give a new meaning to the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. Show those normalfags what's what.

>>34533874
>cute
>dominant
Lol ok

>>34533962
What kind of parents name their kid that if he's not mentally disabled? You aren't, right?

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>>34534022
I've always wanted to have a thomas bf so he can say "here comes the choo choo train" when he dicks me down

>>34534065

Are you a girl(male) or a girl(female)?
This is important to me.

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Thomas. I've always felt it is pretty middle ground.

Ian

Lanigiro

Alexis
but I like Lexi for short

>>34534022
>>34534065
That feel

Tristan
orangutan

Kaeden
Original name desu

>>34534177
Ian go to bed
desu

Jacob

Not a jew btw

Is Matt more alpha than matthew?

>>34534063
>What kind of parents name their kid that if he's not mentally disabled? You aren't, right?
I'm an intellectual but coincidentally I knew a kid at my high school called brodie and he was down syndrome

>first name thread on /r9k/
>last name thread on /pol/
What are you up too?

>>34534435
I don't remember what the Brody at my school had but I remember lots and lots of snot. Also was fucking 6'9" in junior high just to make him even weirder.

>>34529506
Mohammad-Reza

just fuck my shit up

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>>34534639
young pajeet

>>34534662
I'm PERSIAN, you fucker

>>34529506
Sidney
oreganogami

>>34534639
You seem pretty cool already my dude.

Mine?
>Levi

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>>34529547
Alpha
>>34529549
Beta
>>34529858
Alpha
>>34529878
Pretty Alpha desu
>>34529976
Beta
>>34530101
Beta
>>34530217
Beta
>>34530321
Alpha
>>34532653
Alpha


My name Is Andy.

Chima

Dat dere Nigerian Name repping

Coleman

>>34529506
josh

organicano

>>34534779
Beta. Sounds like a weeb name.

Tom
It's such a normie name, every Tom is some utterly average looking brown haired guy who wears smart casual and has a job in marketing.
Most people call me by my surname though so it's k.

My name is Colin, but before you ask it's pronounced cah-lin not coh-lin.
You'd be amazed at how often people mess it up.

>>34533027
I go by Dax, and yes that's my actual middle name. Lots of people think it's a nickname

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Josiah

Most of the names in this thread are surprisingly alpha.

orangeinlel

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>>34534639
>>34534662
>>34534707
lul

orignal

>>34533791
Hue

>>34533793
that's kinda cool although I can see that if you were even slightly robotic IRL people would make fun of your crush N O N S T o P

>>34533802
Jack is a chad name unless you weigh more than 250 lbs

>>34533872
what

>>34533911
da urban IC. Matthew is a gangsta name

>>34533960
Benjamin is a puer autist-pants.shitting name, Ben is cool though.

>>34533962
I hope you don't like colored smol horses.

>>34534177
Ian is a turbo-chad name

>>34534178
you are probably a whore, if not, you're probably slightly overweight and a good person to drink hard liquor with.

>>34534231
you aight

>>34534265
you were born after 1997

>>34534279
I'm glad you're not Jewish. You're probably a good guy.

>>34534295
Yes.

>>34534639
The fact you acknowledge your name as a sandnigger name makes you a better person.

>>34534759
guy or girl? Only "Sydney" I knew got BTFO'd by NorthEast US roads during winter, she had her head splattered across a few hundred metres of road when it was particularly icy. I hope you end yourself the same way, because your family will never forget you.

>>34529506

DAVE

Not very original.

>>34533598
I'm not black, but I am part Native American.

Evgen

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Grayson here

Pissed off that my name is now a normie name
#67 in USA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Rate

>>34535111
Does your last name start with an "s"? I know a Grayson that uses 4chan and I'm curious.

>>34535185

Last name starts with an A.

connor. what's the verdict?

>>34535111
Literally never heard of or met anyone named Grayson in my life until today.

>>34535213
I see someone named Connor as a jovial prankster. Maybe a social misfit, but you've got friends. You're probably good.

>>34534884
The only Colins I've known were Chads when I met them, or grew up to be Chad.

>>34535247
you're good anon. no gf tho, ever. it's actually a fuckin tragedy

>>34535247
>>34535291
holy shit that's how i am too, Connors unite, this is our year...hopefully

>>34534972
>you are probably a whore

everytime...

Jordan

>tfw stupid single moms have made it a unisex name

>>34535731
hot girl or cuck nu-male guy

Joel. But, it's a trick question. There are no alphas here.

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>>34529859
Hello, I'm a john

>>34535679
Are you making progress? I actually feel like I'm finally taking steps forward--Thank God! Kinda banking on the fact that I'll finish college soon, so I can get a decent j-0-b and getta a good woman that way. I've had offers, but I dont fuck sluts, or sloppy seconds from Chad desu. You?

Dakota

guess the gender

>>34535813
Girl (male)

oiasdf

Robbie
>>34533063
>Ryan
sick name tho

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>>34535834
Yes actually
good job

Matt
>>34535849
Meme

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>shane
okiojouijoihiu

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>>34535948
Then what are you waiting for? You know the rules

>>34533063
>Ryan has Persian origins and is associated with Wisdom

pretty cool name

Paulie

I'm from Jersey

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>>34536214
enjoy

t. 1 month hrt

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>>34536253
kill urself fayg

>>34536166
beta
>>34535849
you kill sportacus yet

>>34535813
Hot girl

>>34535790
Beta

>>34535213
Alpha

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>>34536274
fuck do you want from me

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Zachary

I have low self-esteem and I don't like talking about myself.

>Howard
more like Coward haha am I rite guys

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>>34536309
pls don't call yourself a woman when you're not and then post a pic of your chest. that hurt my feelings

>pic unrelated

>>34536253
Stop before you regret it.

I either go by Chris or Sam. Most people call me Sam though. Which one is better?

meng fan

Edgar, often go by "Ed" depending on the formality of the situation

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>>34536516
you're a big guy

big

guy

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>>34531404
>>34534022
>>34534065
>>34534160
Wanna start a band with me?

>>34532653
beta my friend

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>>34536247

Paulie or Paul? Either way, beta

>>34536394
It's OK, you can make it work. Pic related

>>34536410
I was on the fence, then I read your spoiler, beta

>>34536556

>Which one is better?
Confirmed beta as fuck

>>34536603

Americanized form please?

>Kevin
Oreganephenyl

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Quin

Oreganorgy

>>34534981
Yo I'm a dave too

>>34529506

Philip

So average I almost fall asleep typing it

>>34529506
Christiaan, people always think its a typo.
>tfw Afrikaner parents didn't just name me Christian

>Colton
Everytime these threads pop up no one else has my name

>>34529506
Cody

oridgeydidge pies

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>>34529506
Marc.
I think this is a name for the chilled and relaxed robots in life.

My name is Thomas.
Parents called me this but refuses to call me "Tom" because apparently it doesn't sounds as good ;-;

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>>34537077
Holy shit fellow Marc here

>>34537099
>>34537077
you got an Alpha name boys

Perry

originaluy

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>>34536253
I dont understand why you people dont just go the other way and get fucked up with roids and lift big???

>>34537154
considered that!

took me a long, long time to decide what i wanted to do. that's the reason i'm only a month on this.

this is what will make me happy, don't know how to say it any better than that. i already have kind of a shit frame but if i did manage to develop a nice body through working out i'd still be judging myself from the lens of a tranny

http://imgur.com/a/tVeiv
look at that. dude went from being a crazy attractive bodybuilder to a girl.

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>>34529547
I like that name, sounds like someone who knows what he does.
>>34537077
Yeah, name for people who stopped caring, not a bad thing in my eyes.
>>34537097
Thomas is an okay name in my eyes
>>34537038
Rare name
As for my name, it's Philipp. I was always the weird kid with the fag name.

>>34537233
Are you caucasian?

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>>34537266
i'm white, why do you ask

>>34537287
I had/have this theory that a large portion of transgender people were just confused mixed racials.

That imgur album was pretty interesting but. He had a pretty nice facial structure to begin with. Unlike someone like me who has a longer nordic face with a jutty chin.

What's your height & weight?

Zennor

>>34537287
because white people are more likely to do crazy shit like kill themselves or go full retard and try to turn into a chick

>>34537415
i've always enjoyed that stereotype
>>34537398
5'9 130 lbs

Nicholas
But I tell people to call me Nick

Damien. Originalio

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My name is Ned.

Idk if someone else posted bout it yet, but im curious on opinions.

I think Ned is an old man's name

>>34529506
scott-wayne. (apparently I found out less than a year ago my middle name was actually part of my first name so fuck me)

>>34537480
You're omega for posting that picture

>>34529506
Rhys

>>34529506
Karl

Not Carl

>>34537077
Would be better with a K, not that I am biased or anything

>>34529506
Donald.

I don't like the association that my name has now.

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ctrl-f 'elliot' / 'elliott'

>no results

feelsbadman

it's got ties to ol' Rodge, but it's kinda rare, idk if I like that.

>>34537581

I understand completely, fuck disney

>>34537480
Motherboard no die kudasai

>>34537581
If it makes you feel better I want to name my first son Donald.

And that is way before Trump came along.

Just a good name imo. Can go by Don or Donnie

>>34529506
Top marks for not trying

>>34537581
Yes I totally agree. Fuck donald faison

>>34529506
Miles. Not spelled the faggot way.

>>34533679
I have a fucking annoying but funny Chad-tier younger brother named noah.

>>34537618
>>34537581
>>34537518
>>34537496
>>34537489
>>34537480
>>34537476
Faggot
>>34537454
Herronvolk name.

Craig
a very white name for a very white guy

Aleksandra
How about that?

hi im dean

>>34529506
My name is Sean. I think you can guess which country i'm from.

>>34529506
Emanuel. I have a battlefield 4 code and I'm giving it to the guy who roasts me the best

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chad JR

>>34529506
Danilo

I fucking hate my name, it's snowflakey and weird but at the same time so goddamn boring and uninteresting.

mason
>mfw saw my name in the "official chad tier names list"
>feels good man

Paul; hebrew for "the small one".
Couldn't be more fitting.

Sultan

Extremely unoriginal

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Hossam

Edwin

Originally

>>34529506

Declan

It's a shit name and I hate saying it. It's the maths behind the words, it ends in a negative "en" and it makes people think less of me.

Lungile

>>34540816
Poor man's Hassan

>>34529506
john.

originalllll

Chadworth

>>34538704
i think i know you. whats your name.

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Gabriel

pls no h8

>>34534903
I really like your name
I'd love to yell it while you ram me[spoiler/]

>>34541603
literally chad

orig

>>34529506
Rowan

>>34529547
Alpharino frienderino

>>34538754
average
>>34540041
russian/10
>>34540381
average
>>34540438
normie
>>34540474
mexican jesus/10
>>34540510
literally in chads shadow
>>34540531
RARE
>>34540536
i guess i know what youre gonna be when you grow up ayy
>>34540636
i have a friend named paul, pretty good 8/10
>>34540669
uncommon
>>34540816
uncommon
>>34540874
Brotherband Chronicles/10

>>34540879
black name
>>34541539
rare...?

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Doa

end me

>>34542573
weird name

>>34541642
Brazilian for sure

Alphonso
I like to think its ok.

>>34541617
not giving out that shit on 4chan of all places. I'll drop a hint, i live in a city often mistaken as the capital of a vast land south of the equator. My younger brother is 14. That's all your getting.

>>34542758
>not giving out you first name in a name rate thread
just your first name pl0x

>>34542715
What the fuck are you doing outside of /o/?

>>34542795
starts with m

Adam that's my name

>>34542868
nope, dont know you

names john btw.

Oscar. No, not the Swede Oscar.

My name's Cameron, pretty sure it's Scottish for bent nose or something.

>>34542515
>>34542573
>>34542715
How does one even get names like these? What goes through the parents minds to name them this?

>>34529506
My name is Sam, and that frog image is giving me a headache.

What about Dylan?
Fuckshitcunt

Is Raymond any good?

>>34533263
Hi fellow /maxfag/
>tfw somebody calls their dog at the park and I turn around, then feel cheated
>tfw people I'm with always have to say "HAHA JUST LIKE YOU!!!" whenever they see or hear about a dog named Max anywhere
It's not a bad name but it really grinds my gears when stuff like this happens. Kinda hard not to go full autismo when folks just HAVE to underline it like it's the first time EVER it has dawned on me that, yes indeed, Max is also a very popular dog name.
Guess I'll just get a dog some day and call him Jeff. Even the scales.
That'll show em.