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op please draw a capybara

>>34560613
i'm really bad when it comes to animals :(

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>>34560613
something else, go crazy :>

>>34560575
>I feel like I need to be perfect in every way in order to get girls to like me, so I don't even try.
Same here, except even if I "try", I'll never be perfect.

Nobody else will empathize with me though because I am a spic

>>34560595
I know that feel bro. I wish I was perfect.

>What causes this level shame?
probably porn + masturbation.
fucking's in our very core, you don't lose the direct path to species propagation over the span of 1 kinda awkward generation.

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>Yfw roastie does see you as just a tool

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>>34560565
>tfw 2 stupid to be some roasties tool
Who /brainlet/ here?

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>tfw too dumb to be used

She looks Tuckahoe. Don't screw it up

>>34560548
lol your face

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>>34560568
Think I have this one in the bag.

>female friend says her mother got lifelong depression after having her
>tells me she is prone to depression as well
>says that she will probably get even more depressed when she has a kid
>still wanted to have a kid
>has a kid and is miserable

What did she mean by this?

>>34560651
biological programming>self preservation

>>34560682
getting baby rabies sounds like pure suffering

feels good that I can fap and move onto something even less productive

>>34560479

cant you direct those funds to a "secret account" or even withdraw the money and hold on to the cash. do you need proof of purchase?

>>34560479
Buy some motorcycles pay for lessons that should eat up money plus you'll have a bike.

>>34560479
Send me some, I'm gonna get evicted at the end of the month and I lost my job last week. My kik is jimothyl

>>34560477
Man this actress was my childhood waifu. She plays in a single episode of Andy Griffith as a manicurist. But God she made me go hnng in Jeanie.

>tfw no uniform wearing bf

i used to watch that as a kid and i wanted t live in jeanne's bottle with her. looked comfy as fuck

despite it being silly bait, it's actually a compelling question

where the fuck would you take a pregnant chick on a date?

fucking autists... Hmm let's see

>dinner
>movie
>some outdoor place

its no different than if she wasn't. you think people go fucking rock climbing on normal dates?

>>34560464
The abortion clinic, you slut.

>>34560451
You literally can't comprehend how long that is.

>>34560451
Hmmm yea you're right, just thought about it. Not that long really.

Not at all considering it's all existence. What blows my mind is the Roman empire started the same time as 20 100 year olds laid back to back. Just 20 lives ago.

>>34560440
Me right now. All I do is dream of finding the love of my life, settling down, having 6 kids and being the best husband and dad I could possibly be.

>Love is not a victory march, it's cold and it's a broken hallelujah

>>34560440
I have a plan to cuck this random robot anon that I don't know. He's meeting this girl around fall this year so they'll lose their virginity together. I plan on swooping in on her and get her before he does. I already became friends with her.

I hope it'll turn out the way I hope!

>>34560440
I constantly lay in bed and day dream of my oneitis suddenly confessing her feelings for me and we finally get together. It's so depressing when I have to get up

Kanye is the best artist of this generation

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>>34560385
Kayne tryin to make noob swag a thang.

>>34560385

The fuck kinda hobbit-ass Bilbo Baggins outfit is this?

Nigga look like he bout to hop his hairy ass feet outta his cave home and dance a jive for an old ass wizard.

Nigga look like he bout to find the one ring and throw it into the fires of Mordor

Damn Kanye, what the fuck you thinking, lookin like you bout to bust out a lute and play a jaunty tune for the king's court. The fuck century are we in?

Middle-Earth ass looking "may I have permission to leave the farms m'lord" Uncle Tom peasant ass motherfucker.

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>>34560382
they're called wheelie gfs you fucking faggot

i bet you've never even cried while slapping your flaccid dick and looking at paraplegic porn until you alt-tab over to something more stimulating to get your dick hard and then tabbing back to try to climax to the wheelie before you lose your wood again

fucking reddit

>>34561172
I don't care what you think they're called

Implying my dick even gets 100% hard anymore

cum into the PSU

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>>34560290
Originalelelelefok

Timestamp please faggot

>>34560275
It's your fault for buying spring rolls. Those motherfuckers are delicious and going to get eaten.

>>34560275
Such is the life in burgerland

>>34560275
I just ate 5 donuts.

>>34560190
Yeah I think a lot of the old media will go belly up (fail) in the next few years. Trump winning proved that it's the endgame for them, since it showed they were completely unaware and out of touch with was going on in the real world.

>>34560256
That was quite a ride, I was giddy for days over all the media butthurt.

I'm just thinking that we are at a point where it isn't clear what will happen next: currently, the old media seems not only seriously out-of-loop (to say it nicely) and in deep shit due to fewer people buying their magazines anymore, and one would expect that the internet would lead to some massive improvement 'in the way news is done'. But it seems the hope that this happens is, although realistic in this case, pretty naive, and I've got a feel that this might all lead to the media adapting in an unexpected way. TV didn't kill magazines either after all.

It's a bit like that time in 1999 when it was so obvious that the internet is the new medium which makes anonymous communication possible and for the first time in history the unmediated communication between people of all confessions and colors

and then we got facebook

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>>34560190
I think it'll die a slower death than that, perhaps 20-25 years. The mainstream media still has extraordinary pull over the population. But I can't be sure how its death will happen. I'm sure if the MSM has another Trump-tier fuck up any currently standing doubts about their lack of integrity will stand tall. Beyond that...