HOLY SHIT I GOT A MATCH ON MY DELIBERATELY TERRIBLE TINDER

She looks Tuckahoe. Don't screw it up

>>34560548
lol your face

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>>34560568
Think I have this one in the bag.

>>34560704
deliver some tits op

>get multiple matches daily
>message girls
>they never respond back

why

>>34560759
bots

oregano

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>>34560727
Never replied so have some OP tits.

>>34560794
I hear Tinder itself generates fake female profiles to keep guys' hopes up.

>>34560794
No they're all real
They have bios and real pictures that aren't glamour shots
I've even gone to a school with a few
I don't know what it is.

>>34560759
Because you're not doing enough. Response rates are low for everyone. Chads too. You need to keep at it.

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WHAT THE FUCK I MADE THIS PROFILE BACK IN NOVEMBER AND GOT MY FIRST TWO MATCHES TONIGHT

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Just too bad I can't think of anything witty in the heat of the moment.

>>34560890
What am I supposed to say then? Some retarded reddit-tier pickup line and act like a dancing monkey for her?

I usually just send a simple "hey :)"

Quick question if a girl doesn't respond to just that is it ok to send her another text after a few days or will you just come off as desperate?

>>34560910
how hard are you disgusted by yourself?

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>>34560966
Only somewhat, why do you ask?

>>34560952
3 text rule. 2 in a row is ok. 3 is pushing it. 4+ = nope
You can try one more time
Cut out the emoji shit too

>>34560989
Those fucking pictures mate...

Golden ^w^

>>34560989
>fedora pics
>manboobs
and you still get matches, guess hope isnt over anon

>>34560820
white men are so gross

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>>34561034
The bio draws them in.

nice whiskers

>>34560952
No wonder you get no replies. Don't send a "hey", that's retarded. Send something that shows her you read her profile and aren't just spamming hey's.

>>34561277
OK so if there's a girl I really want to talk to and I sent her a text already with no response would it be acceptable to send another one with more substance or will she just think you're a clingy sperg?

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>>34560989
I'm honestly impressed and proud of you op

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>>34560989
keep posting OP
orgenaldo

>>34561055
lol thas some funny shiet mato

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>>34561055
>Autistic Bio
>Gets a match

my sides

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>>34560989
>>34561055
fucking hell, keep us updated famalam, with a description and pics like that, you should be reeling in all kinds of pussy

>>34561312
Send her another message, she probably looked at the first one and intended to respond but got interrupted by something. I'm sure she'd love a reminder, she doesn't want to miss out on a catch like you.

>>34561312
Youu're not losing anything by sending two messages. Just don't do a full 180 like "hi want some fuk?" followed by "hahah jk i dont want fuk im a good guy".

"hi" -> "i see that you like game of thrones, it's my favorite show" is fine.

Three messages is probably pushing it. And definitely don't send four

>>34560989
>pic 3
audible kek

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Fresh off the press thiccness

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>>34560893
oh my, she's T H I C C

c'mon OP don't fuck this up

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>>34561690
OP the absolute mad man, the legend, gets a THICC grill to pound while you look better than him but cant get laid because you are a limp dicked weirdo

>>34560893
>>34560548
>tfw no thicc qt matches

>>34560820
you kind of look like chris pratt

>>34560989
>>34561055

Fucking legend mate

>>34561643

Damn and she's hot too

Better fuck her OP

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>>34561643
>>34561055
>>34560989
>>34560910
>>34560893
>>34560548
god this is fucking gold.

i can already tell that they wont respond to OP

>>34560548
>MATCH
Are you sure it's not
>a bot
>someone who blindly swipes everyone right to see how many matches they can get
>someone who swiped right on accident
If yes, congratulations on the match with an overweight mother of 3 mixed raced children from 3 different biological fathers, who is gonna ignore your messages unless it's something exactly perfect through the works of miracle.

>>34561055
weeew lad, most folks on here take a pat with the ugly stick , you were just beaten with it wernt you

Its because we're close to valentines day. Bitches hate to be alone on that day.

>>34561055
Its like the horse shoe theory. You purposefully made it so pathetic its starting to become sort of decent.

>>34563058
>horse shoe theory
Is that what it is?
Better familiarize

>>34560989
OP is confidently self deprecating and it makes me laugh and ALMOST makes him a chad