CYOA Discussion

First for nothing

Second for still nothing

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>>29609479

Actually the last thread:
>>29670271

You fucked up, OP. You have just fucked up. You have fucked up now. Now you have fucked up

Reminder to active thread list guy that you can put joke names and shit. I expect something pithy about ITW.

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>last thread

Active threads

Unto the Breach: >>29687031
Broken Hearts: >>29645377
11-54: >>29624536
Slave: >>29684451
Warrant: >>29609479
Nebula: >>29655713
Give and Take: >>29547474
Kingdom Hearts: >>29598051
Alchemy: >>29534009
Crystal Symphony: >>29637719
Darkest Hour: >>29685817
Custos Luna: >>29661565
Dirty Work: >>29653274
EWE: >>29522710
Do No Harm: >>29579747
Fair Winds: >>29684829

>>29689522
>kill CYOA
>Shit quests
>fuck lis
>shit attempt
>big die

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>>29689522

Why are players so hard to please? WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

>>29689701
I dunno, maybe tell me what you run and I can help.

>>29689701
We want you to validate our preconceived meme opinions.

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>>29689804

>Constantly meme about how ITW never gets completed
>A QM shows up and wants to finish it for once
>"No, don't finish it, it's tradition!"

Anything for an unfunny meme, eh fellas?

>>29690052
>Why are people meming at me?!

You don't know where you are do you?

>>29690102
>Why are you memeing at me
>Implying I'm the QM
I just think it's an unfunny meme. All the memes in this general are unfunny.

>>29690114
Okay, Inept.

>>29690114
You're just jealous of our supreme memes.

>>29690144
Your memes are not supreme.
They don't even make me want to scream.

>>29690154
I'll make you scream faggo.

>>29690127
Hey, I take offense to that!
I'm not dumb enough to say it out loud.

>>29690164
And I'll make you cream, fagola

>>29690178
maybe not but ur still dumb

Wow this really is One good pint, fucking really mate

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Happy St Patrick's day

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>>29690447
>Nina

I wrote out a thing, but it was generic depression posting.
Bleh.

>>29690705
Nobody cares.

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>>29690705
>tfw you want to post something and start writing a paragraph but then you realize that it's shit and not worth the effort and delete it.

>>29689804
>>29690001
ah, I remember when I made them. That was good times, I am happy to see someone kept them around

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>>29690786
Why wouldn't I Marcel?

>>29690754
IWTCIJ

>>29690839
Because, I dunno, they're on the internet so why bother downloading them. But I see it's a dropbox sync so I know who you are. Probably.

>>29690904
>they're on the internet so why bother downloading them.
Shit falls off the internet all the damn time.

>>29690904
>Probably.
Nigga there were only two other people in on this and one of them never did any.

>>29690917
point taken

>>29690928
1? I thought it was only you and me who did anything at all. I am not even sure anymore who the third guy I shared the dropbox with is!

>>29690935
Oh darn if only there was some way you could check that.
Who the fuck is the fourth guy?

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>>29690970
oops

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I'm going back to bed again.

>>29691000
Thanks for the update.

>>29690974
I know about that, Gimp. The name just doesn't ring a bell

There's been too little quest discussion on this general in a while. Let's start some.

How's that filly doing in Broken Hearts? I wonder what will happen to her next?

The pace of Do No Harm seems to be picking up a little more, does it's QM have something planned?

Fair Winds seems to be made by a QM who used to do /tg/ and /qst/, what do you guys think of his format?

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Frost maybe tomorrow 12PM
I can't seem to put into words how I feel right now so have this instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1qg7Uumnc

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>>29691093
>I can't seem to put into words how I feel right now
I can put into words how you feel ALL the time.

>>29691126

Hey, I feel like that all the time too!
Actually with me it's less I want to die and more I don't really want to live.

>>29691134
sekrit pls go and stay go

>>29691148

I was here first.

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>>29691126
>>29691134

>>29691084
Fair Winds seems alright had some text formating problems at the start but that has been fixed.

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>>29691126

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>>29691084

>>29691524

>Old arts from a ded qm featuring a dead meme mare from a long dead quest.

Darkest Hour fell off the board, hopefuly this is not a bad omen of the success of it's return.

>>29691524
Did Whispen like cheese?

>>29691741
Whoopty fucking doo. Darkest Hour is always falling off the board.

>>29691793
I don't know, but that's a good question.

>>29691812
Always at about the same time of day as well.

>>29689522
>Fetish drawing now
>Sad running Anon
>Feel fucking ponies

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Through the Shattered Planes advancement chart:

>Pages text: 100% done
>Pages illustrations: 85 %
>Op pic/text: 0%
>Next post pic/text: 0%
>Bonus drawing because I started inadvertedly drawing a butt so I had to draw a pony to go with the butt: 100%

Likely next thread date: Monday

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>>29692482
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shit, the last thread died. Still interested in random adventures of a very gifted unnamed mare?

>>29692828
Do you mean the choose your own filly if so yes.
If not probably still yes.

>>29692828
Probably, but everyone's asleep.

I'll wait for them to wake up, then.

>>29692831
Wait I am retarded I thought I was in the anonfilly thread.
Just change choose your own filly to that big mare quest in my post.

>>29692941

here we go again

Rape me.

Rape me, my friend.

>>29692482
It's pretty impressive how much better you've become at drawing since you started Archipelago.

>>29692953
>Pic related was drawn on the 7/8/2015

I've got to agree. Guess practice makes you better. I wouldn't have thought at the time.

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>>29692976
fug

>>29692948
It's not rape if you want it.

>>29692980
>already better than Craft's art today
kek

>>29692995
I won't say that honestly >>29692482 took me around one hour and I had to resize the head because it was too small at first

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>>29692995
Epic post, Anon.

>>29693004
ikr?

>>29693001
Maybe not the line art but the expression in the eyes and more soul.

Angle Wings!

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>>29693028

>>29693012
will bath and craft learn the ways of the expression?

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You know how I said Saturday?
It's Sunday now. I may or may not have forgotten to do my taxes.

I want to taste Horsey's hot italian sausage

Are you up yet?

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>>29693253

>>29693176
You monster

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>>29693253
Yea, but now I'm at work. I'm no good to you here, sorry.

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>>29693450
Actually, it's more like this.

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>>29693465
And this

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>>29693477
And this

>Your comrades draw their weapons.
>Wolves draw theirs, show their teeth, equip random spiky things and generally try to be scary.
>And you just stand there, unsure of what to do.
>The battle seems inevitable, but you are still going to try the diplomatic approach.
"Hey I'm not into scat or vore, so how about you just let us go?" you say mockingly, trying to smirk smugly.
>Oh shit they look pissed now.
>"Charge!" one of them yells, and they all attack you and your comrades.
>Assessing the casualty rate and counting things in your mind, you quickly do the only thing making you get most of the wolves at once.
>You wait till they come closer, then you turn around and simply plant your butt on the top of like four of them.
>They struggle to get out, but you just wiggle your posterior to make them cut it out.
>Remaining three guys are struck down by you very useful adventurer pack in no time.
>The Wolves feel pretty plushy and cuddly, and you really just think you could get a couch like that, but you can't keep them there forever.
>They seem to be immune to negotiations or stern talks you could give them, trashing under you and yelling obscenities.
>What do?

captcha clichy road. Wew

>>29693502
I'm very, very tempted to 'play' with them since they're not willing to surrender.

If you're not willing to write that, just smother them until they faint and loot them

>>29693502
You know how dogs sit and drag themselves with their front legs to scratch their butt?
Do it. Try not to move too hard and kill them, though.

Even the miniquests are about war now. Why do so many people want to see colorful marshmallow ponies try to kill each other?

>>29693531
Play like how?

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>>29693585
Yeah, those colorful marhmallow ponies...

>>29693585
I think that has more to do with the common definition of adventure.

That's was the original prompt of >>29693502. You're big, you want adventure. To that, the players seeked the most basic kind of adventure they know, which involved beating shit up.

>>29693585
the contrast

>>29693585
Edge.

>>29693630
I'm honestly trying to follow player suggestions. If they want to beat shit up, who am I to stop them? Also post soon.

>>29693656
I wasn't implying anything against you. You're doing fine.

>>29693531
>>29693551
>The plush beneath you...
>It feels you with really weird ideas.
>Things you never experienced before.
>Things that make you lost.
>You don't know how to act. The enemy is defeated, but they are far from surrender. They can chase you if you let them go.
>You blush ever so slightly at the mere thought of... dealing with them.
>...
>Hold on.
>All you need to do is to choke them to unconsciousness.
>That should be easy enough.
>While your companions knock the Wolves down, you just readjust yourself until you are sure your butt is a good barrier between them and the air.
>Then you just kind of swing your forelegs so you move onwards.
>The plush beneath you is slowly but surely replaced by ground and pines and whatnot.
>When you rise again, you see poor little trampled figures of former barbarians barely visible from under all the sand and stuff.
>They don't even look mad.
"I'm sorry" you whisper, to make sure all will be well.

>After looting the Wolves you move forth.
>Soon you arrive in a town of Brist, local hive of scum and villainy, which is supposedly near the Temple of Random Number God.
>The folks here do not seem to be too wary of you.
>Maybe because half of them look like Amareican soldiers, with all the gear on them.
>The local guards cross your way. Adventurers are ready.
>You are ready too, wiggling your ass slightly. Hey it worked last time!
>"Hello adventurers!" one of the thugs happily announces "Welcome to the village of Brist! How can we be of help?"

>>29693715
fills*

>>29693715
Is there a charpentry shop around here? I could use a big piece of wood as a weapon.

>>29693715
Where the adventure at? Ask about a guild maybe?

>>29693586
Play like
>rape.

>>29693715
Ask if there's an alchemists how sells embiggenment potions around

>>29693715
Wait when did the thugs appear.

>>29693787
Guards look like thugs with all sort of shit at them, you silly!

>>29693791
Ah.
>>29693715
Ask for directions to the nearest brothel.

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>>29693585
What >>29693639 said.

>>29693748
>>29693764
>>29693781
"You know, I think I need a weapon" you announce.
>All the ponies look at you strangely.
"What? I can't just block everything with my body, I'm not a troll!"
>"So you are looking for some smith or..."
"Nah, I think a large piece of wood should be enough" you interject.
>"So like... a very large board? You should look for a charpenter or woodcutter then."
"Will do, sir! Also, is there a guild or alchemist or alchemist guild around here somewhere?"
>"I... we have a canteen for all the business stuff and the witchdoctor down the road near the forest, he should be of help."
"Do you think he have any enlargement potions?"
>The guard looks at you with an uncomfortable glare.
>Your adventure friends look at you with "oh fuck no you didn't" glare.
>Smiling sheepishly, you look at the guard who talked to you as of recent.
>He is all like "I think I am doing a serious mistake" when he nods at you.
>Utter terror is all you can see on the muzzles of your compadres.

>Right after you got a small tree and four enlargement potions you arrived in the canteen.
>While your friends are looking for directions and any useful intel you spend your time playing silly filly games with guests.
>You loose most of the time, but your very presence keeps you from loosing any money or fruit for now.
>This is the time for you to rest, so you can move on to the next day.
>Or do some stupid shit tonight.
>The choice is yours.

>>29693836
next day

>>29693837
Into the White continues, whether you like it or not.

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Resuming Miracle, or, non-euclidian boogaloo: >>29693911

>>29693923
Oh, and resuming Hail in a bit too. Just gimme a sec to write the OP.

>>29693836
We should embiggen or compadres tomorrow

>>29692995
You're trying too hard, gimp.

>>29693836
Do stupid shit.

>>29693922
You better not fucking finish it anon.

>>29693836
I like your writing, if only I didn't sleep so much

>>29693922
Protip to everyone: he won't finish shit if you don't play

>>29693947
Don't worry, it's cursed. To make sure I just sacrafised a.. uh "chicken" to Choosie.

>>29693848
>>29693934
>>29693941
Two votes for skip, one for stupid shit. I am in the mood to wait for more, or for a "Just do what they say".

>>29693965
But the memes anon! What will they bitch about if one just lets shit be finished?

Symphony is up.
>>29693993

>>29693965
I am conflicted I want to play but I don't want him to finish it he seemed really determined in sekrit.

>>29693836
I want to tuck the smol stallions and snuggle them while we sleep

>>29694034
Right there with you. I want to keep playing the beginning of ITW with a new QM every time, but I think I might have to sit this one out to keep him from finishing. We've got a real meme hater here, running a quest just to kill something.

>>29694034
>>29694123
I'm running because I want to run, enjoy running, and want to see it through to the end.
The meme is stupid and there's nothing stopping anyone from rebooting once I've finished.

>>29693848
>>29693934
>The next day dawns upon you.
>It's nice and dandy, you feel good in the village.
>The adventurers feel awesome too, partially because you wouldn't let them go for the whole night, hugging them closely instead.
>The needed this and you know that, even if they trashed a bit at first.
>Now, new day means new experiments, so you wasted three of your four potions to make your comrades grow.
>And whoo wee, they did!
>Now they are as large as you!
>Nothing can stand in your way now, you feel it.

>Well except that small bridge you see in front of you right now.
>Below it, a high fall, high enough to kill you and your friends.
>Before the bridge, a small figure stands.
>"Adventurers! I am guardian of the Temple of Random Number God!" he says "You need to answer my question, withdraw, or perish! The question is, what cannot drown?"

>>29694141
That questions is way to broad, but my first answer is a fish.

>>29694135
>there's nothing stopping anyone from rebooting once I've finished.
You know I now I want to see you finish it just so we can find out how people will react to a new version if it has been finished.

>>29694141
water

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Trudging.
>>29694208

>>29694141
>rape
the guardian.

Running.
>>29694218

>>29694160
Fish can drown on land.

>>29694234
Wouldn't that be called suffocating?

>>29694141
Tell her that's a dumb question at least

>>29694141
Wait, the answer is numbers, it's always numbers with them.

Paused. Brainstorm the answer, but>>29694182
>>29694160 were close. Maybe even close enough, if it's too shit of a riddle.

Also do you still like this shit?

Cyoa should just die already when is the last time you made or did anything worthwhile?

>>29694362

>>29694233
>>29694220
>>29694141
>>29694030
>>29693923
>>29692944

Here. That's for today.

>>29694373
>Not including me
Feelin' spiteful ain't ya, anon?

>>29694407
You're litterally not doing anything new at all

>>29694433
That's hurtful anon. You wound me.

>>29694433
You hurt me senpai...
But that's okay I still love you Anon-kun!

>>29694433
You hurt me, buddo of mine! The pain!

>>29694453
>>29694454
>>29694455 (nice dubs)
Hold the fuck up

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>>29694453
>>29694454
>>29694455
You're an annoying faggot tripfag.

>>29694487

I think his trip just got leaked somehow.

>>29694481
>>29694487
Maybe it is one of those shitty multi qm experiments.

>>29694499
Nope.

>>29694503
Yep. Notice the multiple typing styles?

>>29694540
>>29694641
Which one of them is the asshole?

>>29694503
>>29694540
I'm thinking shitposters. None of the multi-qm experiments have worked so far, why would they bother now?

>>29694656
"Because why not"

>>29694652
That one is Zen, I said so when they first started.

>>29694656
Because zenith hates memes and wants them all to die and he convinced two other guys to help him

>>29694701
Zen is Inept?

>>29694671
Pls anon, if we were a boyband I'd be the George, the sweet, quiet one.

>>29694701
But zen loves memes. He made Angel for fucks sake, one of this threads premier memes.

>>29694713
And subsequently killed her, the evil bastard.

>>29694713
Come to Secret Club sometime. He hates memes, emojis and fun.

>>29694812
He also loves iFag.

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>>29694811
With like, an hour late and a very short post I try to do a very short saturday session. Time for moon filly fun!

Zenith let me fuck you

Can I watch?

On a side note, which QMs would you fuck and why?

>>29694859
Wew, anytime bby.

>>29694979
May I join?

>>29695029
That picture made me kinda realize that this whole shit is based on an actual show. And it hasn't even been that long since the s6 finale.
CYOA is the vacuum decay that's annihilating spacetime at light speed and it's only a matter of time until it wipes out everything you hold dear.

>>29694873
Res. His anal capacity is legendary.

>>29695221
FATAL pls go

>>29695046
>it's only a matter of time until
I have bad news for you...

Complete the sentence:

>If CYOA didn't exist, I __________________."

>>29695344
If CYOA didn't exist, I would probably have a better job by now.

>>29695344
If CYOA didn't exist, I'd be a much unhappier person.

Being a QM has been really helpful to me in a lot of ways

>>29695344

Would have had literally nothing in my life that I enjoyed left over.

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>>29694708
S-senpai how could you?

>>29694873
Why do we keep having this question, I don't want to fuck any of you.

>>29695364
This

I announce miniquest will be moved to its own thread if interest is high enough. Or it this thread dies. I need to work ya know.

>>29695444
What are you, gay?

>>29695455

Okay. See you there.

>>29695344
Would latch onto some other autistic pastime that I only pretend to care about to kill time, and shitpost in a different general with a different bunch of faggots that I also don't actually care about.

>>29695528
Seconded.

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Hey I noticed that 11-54 droped off and I'd like to appologise for not running last night. I fell asleep on my keyboard. So as that happened. Should I make another 11-54 thread next or start up the boss battle in Landfall?

>>29695979

You should Start an entirely new quest.

>>29695993
I want to watch bath and cammy try to one up each other with the number of things they have.

>>29695489
Where? I will run here unless I get expelled.

>>29696025

Just make a separate thread. Run a legitimate quest.

>>29695979
Switch to Landfall, so you get closer to running the quest I actually care about.

>>29695979
11-54 pls

>>29696004
The difference is that Bath actually runs quests to completion.

>>29696046
Wait, is this true? Is Bath going to run the Vietnam war pony thing or the space one if Landfall ends? If so I second your vote.

>>29695979
Landfall. Theres not much going on in 11-54 and it'll be the only lewd quest, if you don't count Alchemy.

>>29695344
...wouldn't have made some of my closest friends I ever had

>>29695979
11-54

>>29696103
The fuck are you talking about. I want to play Semantic error, which I assume he'll run after he finishes a thread or so of landfall.

>>29695979
11-54. The sooner they break out of the Patwrite facility, the sooner we can impregnate Spearmint with Files mighty seed.

>>29696031
No, not yet.

>>29695344
I would have done more music, but less art.

>>29696211
hi fins

>>29695979
11-54

Problem with threads getting bumped off lately?
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/16129-pagewatcher

>>29695979
11-54 please

>>29695979
11-54. Closure for Pepper.

>>29696292
Hi Beard

>>29695458
I just ..listen, I know what I look like, I can't imagine any of you are much better looking.

>>29696397
I've seen the photos and you're right.
Except for Wolvan.

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Sounds like more people want to try pushing 11-54 to an ending. I'll work on a new titlecard when I get home.
Also, anybody have an idea for the next titlecard? I could always just use that picture of the queen I posted a while back if I want to be lazy. Otherwise I'm open to suggestions for panels that should be redrawn for the OP pic or areas you haven't visited that could be drawn and other stuff.

>>29696382

Beard is here?
Hi Beard! <3

>>29696382
Hit and miss, anon

>>29696405
What the heck is that supposed to mean, man

>>29696408
Would you like me to say you sad hello?

>>29696407
Speckles having a Queen-made nightmare about Flushbolt would be cool.

>>29696411
Preemptive fuck you.

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>>29696411

>>29696411
FUCCBOIIIIIIIII

>>29696407
I'd rather you just be lazy with the title card and get more posts of PB and the Mints.

>>29696514
Oh ho here we gooooohhhooo

>>29696514
Three headed snek
Floating in glass....

>>29696407
I'd like to see a filly PB.

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>>29696574

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HIYA autists, chucklefucks, and depressive wrecks! Remember me? How 'bout you tell me who some of your favorite CYOA bit characters have been?

>>29696699
>tfw Fulgy is fucking dead

>>29696699
Is that Lithy? I loved Lithy!

>>29696699
No I don't remember you, and who my "favorite CYOA bit characters" are is none of your business.

>>29696709
Tfw

>>29696699
I like the part where Sundance kicked that guy's shit in.

>>29696408
Oh, hey Lis.

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>>29696699
>favorite CYOA bit characters

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>>29696590
Best I could do from my phone.

>>29696780
why she cry?

>>29696817
She got picked on as a kid.

>>29696817
because all bath horses cri

>>29696699
I like Silver Heart from Give and Take. I feel like she doesn't get enough love, either. And she's BIG.

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Did you know that, due to the rapid expansionism of Equestria, while they are able to make space suits that allow mostly free movement in void -even if they carry the disadvantage of significantly worst insulation- the surplus of older, heavier models is such that it'll be several decades before -presently- modern models start becoming common? And than that doesn't even account for a large volume of the industry for which it's more valid to produce the same old models rather than rebuild a lot of their manufacturing chain?
On another note and after several days of being bussy, sick, sidetracked or all three at once, resuming Hail: >>29696978

New Captain's CYOA, up and about >>29696842

>>29696780
I need Spear to be free so my Spear File OTPbecomes true

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>>29696407
I don't think we should rush ourselves to a ending. But some more progress would be nice.

I would love to see Bath use this as a titlecard.

>>29697166
Pepper should be carrying Spear.

>>29697207
one is smaller than the other.

But I understand what you are getting at.

>>29697230
That's the joke.

>>29694135
>there's nothing stopping anyone from rebooting once I've finished.
Yes there is.

>>29694825
>not having an irrational hatred for ifag means you love him.

>>29695344
If CYOA didn't exist, I would get far more sleep."

>>29696397
>caring aabout your qms physical apperance.

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>>29697740
HI yes DNH continues

>>29697766
>implying future Heart is a doctor.
I approve

Where did the idea that ITW wasn't allowed to be finished come from? I thought previous QMs were just abandoning the concept, not purposely leaving it for the sake of keeping a meme alive.

>>29698031
It came from today. Someone suggested it, then the current iteration of QM(s) shitposted in the general, that's really all the excuse a meme/shitposting frenzy needs to spread.

>>29698031
>Where did the idea that ITW wasn't allowed to be finished come from?
memes

>>29698031
I don't mind ITW getting finished. I think it would be great to finally bring her home. I just don't want this version of ITW to be the one that finishes it since this is the worst one yet. The writing is bad, the qm is an annoying tripfag and the mc is an idiot who masturbates in the snow.

>>29698098
It's the ITW you deserve since none of the others finished

>>29698102
I refuse to believe we deserve this. We deserve a lot for being who we are but not this.

>>29698115
Well believe it. The general drives all other Qms to either depression or just away in general, and take the quality with them, until all you're left with is what you have now.
ITW is running it's course, anon. You all fucked up, and now the meme has come back to bite you.

Look into your heart; you know it to be true

>>29698115
From what I read, most of this happened due to people
1.) Playing retarded and doing nothing but shitpost suggestions
2.) The ingame reasoning was for piney to hit her head. She came to her senses a few posts ago

>>29698131
From what I read, the shitposting suggestions were because the QM made an ass of himself in the general, and nobody wanted to play anymore and then rather than waiting for people to calm down the qm actually used the shitposting suggestions. This is as much his fault as the chucklefucks who shitposted and ruined it for everyone else.

>>29698131
>>29698149
You're both right. I hate the qm and I hate the players and ITW needs to just die

It's all your fault, everything bad that's ever happened to CYOAs. You did this, and you'll never find redemption.

>>29698173
Good. I want this. Let it burn.

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>>29698173
You know it.

In a thread full of anonymous asses, the only ass that stands out is the one with a name.
Now sit down, shut up, and eat your shitty quest.

>>29698193
No. I'd sooner become a fan of the fandom that play that stinking mess.

Panic in the post of the general
burn down the CYOAs
hang the qms
hang the qms
HANG THE QMs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMykYSQaG_c

>>29698205
this

i just can't anymore

>>29698205
Hanging and burning sounds like it'll take effort. Why can QMs just hang themselves and stuff just burn on their own? Why do I have to do it for them?

>>29698149
Fuck you I would have voted to rape no matter what. although I would have been outvoted if not for the qm shitposting.

I also would not have raped if I realized they were sapient, and I meant to rape the stag..

>>29698217
give it time....

>>29698229
>I meant to rape the one that had the spears.

>>29698205
...QMs you're not safe here
run to the streets of Tumblr

>>29698149
>Three of the biggest shitter failure QMs in cyoa history run a multi-qm quest
>People are suprised the QMing is shit

>>29698291
Wow, rude. Too far.

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>>29698205

>>29698291
I didn't know RITS and coltshan were running ITW.

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Miss me yet?

>>29698291
I actually think all three of them are fine on their own but they all seem to do worse when working together. If any of them wanted to take a stab at ITW on their own I might try it. Assuming Piney doesn't try to rape anyone again.

>>29698324
Nigga right now I miss Coltshan.

>>29698329
>I actually think all three of them are fine on their own
Disregarding the dozen dropped quests between the three of them?

>>29698334
I meant when they're running. They're all bitches for dropping quests constantly and I wasn't trying to deny that. I just think they do better on their own.

>>29698334
Who the fuck do you think is running?

>>29698340
Mora Cammy and Zenith

>>29698344
When did Mora drop a quest?

All this controversy, this is such a mess that I actually want to play it now

>>29698348
Never. He's the one that should have known better.

>>29698344

Cammy has dropped... What, 3 whole quests? Masquerade, Osma, and Sacrifice(Which was already a Miracle sidequest)
Zenith has dropped 3, Ponk miniquest, Gloryhole, and Spicy(I wish this didn't count as dropped.)
Mora has dropped none

>>29698344
I like Historical and Broken heart.
I liked Circusesque.
I liked Spicy.
I hate this ITW.

>>29698351
Please don't. I don't want this to be the version of itw that actually finishes.

>>29698242
Well yes if we attack him first he cannot kick us off.
Although we would probably still have failed our chances would be slightly higher.

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>>29698368

>>29698362
>Please don't. I don't want this to be the version of itw that actually finishes.
This

So what have we learned?

1. Don't be an arrogant prick with your trip on.
2. If all you have are shitpost suggestions, wait.
3. Meme quests get memed on.

>>29698486
So does that mean ITW can stay dead forever and you fuck nuggets can stop talking about? It's a stupid meme, it's not funny, and the quest was never that good to begin with.
The best chance it ever had was with Lis, and you guys really know how to scare him off.

>>29698486
>all shit we learned in previous episodes
I hate re-runs.

>>29698498
>people bitching about memes
I hate re-runs

>>29698486
Fuck you it's working

>>29698504
And I hate you. Get out and stay out or kill yourself.

>>29698498
>So does that mean ITW can stay dead forever and you fuck nuggets can stop talking about?
God I hope so.

>The best chance it ever had was with Lis, and you guys really know how to scare him off.
The only shitposting Lis got was the usual guessing of how long he'd go before he abandoned it. The quest itself was going fine. Lis' biggest obstacle to running is himself because fuck depression.

>>29698507
>bla bla bla
I hate re-runs

>>29698516
>Making guesses as to when he'll give up, knowing full well he can see the shit you post
>Thinking it won't contribute to his already abysmal self-esteem

You idiots deserve every shit quest you get.

>>29698528
That's great, except the same thing happened with that Angel miniquest, and I didn't see any shitposts there.

>>29698534
>Angel the meme mare
>Deserving a quest all to herself

Maybe when Spicy is done
Read never

>>29698486
Agreed.

>>29698498
I was looking forward to seeing new QMs attempt to tackle it, but if the alternative is this than I will gladly take it disappearing forever.

>>29698528
>wah someone posted something negative about me
>time to give up despite the fact others are clearly supporting me

>>29698486
4. Multi QM quests are shit. Just ask Mangoanon.

>>29698544
>implying new QMs would've have wanted to run some dumpy meme instead of their own ideas

You're an idiot

>>29698550
That's also a good point.

>>29698550
Vampony was a terribly thought out, terribly coordinated shitfest. I know, I QM'd it for a while

>>29698550
No, mango anon is the main reason the hate for Sekrit
>Sorry for not running guys i was busy having fun up in my gay circlejerk club house
Multiple times. It gets people pissed, good thing I never picked up vampony.

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Remember when CYOAs were fun?

>>29698577
I remember, and I squandered that time running a shit quest that had 2 players

>>29698577
That smiling Photobomb makes me happy inside.

>>29698577
This is the real problem with generals. Not stagnating. Not running out of ideas or anons.
Just people who have been here too long and have too much history attached.
They can't let go because it's been a big deal to them for a long time now, but they have almost no fun actually contributing anymore.

>>29698577
Yeah. Now there's just shit like this ITW attempt. Darkest hour is just Warhammer, Broken Hearts is shitty feel bait, An Historical doesn't get much better than it's shitty intro, all of Cammy's quest update so slowly they aren't really worth playing, and just about every other quest that wasn't started in the last month has been going on for literal years.

This place is shit and will continue to be shit for as long as it exists. The fun is gone.

>>29698599
I've been here a year and I was still having fun contributing until today.

>>29698486
>2. If all you have are shitpost suggestions, wait.
No fuck you.
Your other points are right though.

>>29698577
Nebula is fun at least.

>>29698603
Me too, I think it's time for the people who are actually angry to take a break, this is kind of ridiculous. What the fuck you guys?

>>29698577
Yes. It was before this general became a thing. I liked things better when CYOAs were their own little islands and were mostly, if not completely, separate from one another. Now you kinda have to hang around a general that gets memes and shit from quests you don't care about to get updates on the ones you do.

>>29698544
>I was looking forward to seeing new QMs attempt to tackle it, but if the alternative is this than I will gladly take it disappearing forever.
No people only memed it because the qm was so determined.
If you do not make it look like you are going to finish it people will treat it right.

>>29698528
I've done nothing but suppot Lis and I legit have a problem with depression, it's incredibly obnoxious to blame a person's actions as a result of their illness on other people.

>>29698548
This
I will never understand how people think criticism invalidates praise (you should still listen to criticism though)

>>29698613
Okay fine.

2. If all you have are shitpost suggestions, take a minute to consider why that might be before charging forward.

>>29698599
Yeah they are so hung up on old quests they refuse to play the new quests.

>>29698631
HEY GUYS, I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO FINISH THIS THING, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!

OH, AND FUCK YOU

>>29698681

Is that really the entire reason people don't like this iteration? Because the QM is rude? Is that really it?

>>29698691
Yes. Act like an asshat and get shitposted at. Remember Overlord?

>>29698691
The QM is rude and used shitpost suggestions. I don't know what they expected to happen.

>>29698691
It's 4chan. It can be easy to forget when you spend most of your time in just a few threads, but this is a very low tolerance environment.

>>29698601
It's not just warhammer really only the regiments, generals, demons and a couple of types of ponies, also deer.
The diamond dog and griffon history is all original and one of the regiments also got a big dwarf fortress reference.

It is also worth nothing that some regiments stick closer to there inspiration then others the origin of the iron hooves was identical to the iron hands right down to the dragon while there is also the aforementioned dwarf fortress on the other end of the spectrum. We have not seen much of the other regiments yet but they seem to be mostly in between those 2 extremes.

also perturbation never decimated her army, then it really would be an edge quest

>>29698691
See >>29698699
I rooted for SWC to finish ITW because SWC is nice people. This guy wasn't.

>>29698691
Ding ding ding ding. Give this anon a prize.

>>29698704
>Person posts a meme about a quest
>ACKCHUALLY ITS NOT BECAUSE
No, fuck off, this is why people hate you

>>29698704
Agreed on Broken hearts though the fun I am getting from it is seeing just how bad I can encourage the mc's past to have been.

>>29698704
>>29698713
Please put periods between your sentences. I am begging you.

>>29698704
That wasn't an invitation to talk about Darkest hour, can't you see we're arguing about stupid shit right now? Contain yourself.

>>29698691
Partially that are partially because it looks like it will actually finish
the thing you need to understand is that people do not want into the white to be completed.

>>29698622
I'm actually starting to get sick of that quest. I decided to sit this system out to see what the rest of the player base does without my input before I decide whether or not it's worth the trouble.

>>29698726
Oh shit there were actually people that just wanted the meme to stay alive. Okay I guess it wasn't entire the fault of the QM acting like a asshole.

>>29698717
What. anon did put periods between his sentences there are you fucking retarded.

>>29698737
>It is also worth nothing that some regiments stick closer to there inspiration then others (missing period) the origin of the iron hooves was identical
iFag, please stop. And "what" should have a question mark. And "anon" should be capitalized since it starts a new sentence.

>>29698704
>>29698713
>>29698717
>>29698737
Shut up, iFag. Stop samefagging to get attention. We're busy arguing about ItW right now. Wait your turn you impatient little shit.

>>29698737
>It is also worth nothing that some regiments stick closer to there inspiration then others the origin of the iron hooves was identical to the iron hands right down to the dragon while there is also the aforementioned dwarf fortress on the other end of the spectrum.

That is at least two sentences.

>>29698744
You could argue that it needed a comma but putting a period there would be retarded.

>>29698761
Okay, I guess we have to teach you English.
>It is also worth nothing
NOTING
>that some regiments stick closer to there
THEIR
>inspiration then
THAN
>others
This ends a sentence. Now the new sentence
>the origin of the iron hooves was identical to the iron hands
COMMA
>right down to the dragon
COMMA
>while there is also the aforementioned dwarf fortress on the other end of the spectrum.

>>29698761
iFag, at some point you need to stop pretending you know things about English. You really don't.

It is also worth nothing that some regiments stick closer to their inspiration than others. Period. That is a sentence.

>>29698726
>>29698736
No. nobody actually wants this. Why you'd think there are people who actually give that much of a fuck about an unfinished quest staying unfinished I don't know. The only people who give a fuck about it are the previous players who have some investment in the MC. And they're mad because it's not great quality and the QM was stupid in this thread, not because of some retarded memeing about it being unfinishable.

Look, even if you don't like me, and I couldn't blame you for it, can't you stop being so aggressive and, instead of making this into a friend or foe thing, do this together? You know, the thing that happens when the QM acts on unexpected replies from the players and every participating member has fun and makes something nice because the content comes from all parts involved?
There were mistakes. From both parties. We memed the wrong way, you memed about killing the thing my friends were having fun with, I lashed back when angry, some of the prompts were ruined by all parts involved. What got us wasn't the memeing, we are QMs, we are used to that. What got to us was the outright refusal to give us anything but memes while joking about it- posts like >>29694034 that are so detrimental to all parts involved and just make me think "Why?"
Even if you don't do this for me, which I'd understand, can't you do it for Zen and Mora? Haven't they made things you enjoy? Haven't you read >>29696471 ? That is our try to turn a new leaf. We promised that we'd get our game straight if you were willing to do the same.
This is a CYOA. Collaborative storytelling. I just want to explain that, at times, it gets hard to collaborate with our players, just as it gets hard for you to collaborate with the QM.

Go on. Meme all you want and shitpost and post "No" for shits and giggles, I said my part and will go to bed now.