Who are the worst posters on this board? Nyxfags, Glimmerposters, Jimfags etc. ?
>>30760456
>>30760456
The fuck are jimfags?
I don't spend much time here.
>>30760496
HEY I AM JIM
HOPE YOU LIKED THE NEW EPISODE. IF YOU DIDN'T FUCK YOU THE SHOW ISN'T MADE FOR YOU. IT IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS. MAKE SURE TO LEAVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK!
No time to explain, just spam Rarara
Reminder that she will die in the movie, just like Optimus Prime and Duke before her.
>>30760351
We have replacement
>>30760351
Good, no one wants her alive anyways.
>>30760351
can't wait.
Thorax is a cool guy but he really needs to see a therapist.
He has some kind of a childhood trauma
Thorax is
F A B U L O U S
>>30760355
I wonder what made him different and compassionate compassionate compared to other Changelings.
I always figured he was...born weird. Y'know, underdeveloped.
Any BIOLOGICAL explanation why do stallions have such huuuge muzzles?
>>30760005
To take cock in the mouth better
>>30760005
Secondary sex characteristics.
>>30760005
makes it easier to smell when a mare is in estrus
How this make you feels?
They're actually throwing a lot of progressive stuff in the show lately.
makes me feel really upset.
>>30759881
>canon gay couple
>just having lunch together
right, that's gay now.
Indifferent, it's not a big deal
How can any fucker even think that dedicating an entire episode for meta jokes and meta issues was a good idea? It's straight up fucking trash, who the fuck is the writer of the episode?
Very few fans cares about the quality of the show anymore. Good storytelling is non existent anymore, and any quality writing that the show has left is so little that it never makes up for the bad.
People think the episode was good because they they only want cute ponies doing cute things, and the meta jokes are a bonus for them. The writers are the ones who care the least, they just want their paychecks from hasbro.
>inb4 hahaha salt xD
>>30760267
Thank goodness we have people like you who do care! It's so nice to see that we have (((fans))) that care about (((quality)))
/mlp/ is playing in the Golden Spoon cup, beginning today at 17:00 UTC on the(digitfour)chancup's smashcast! Let's get Derpy her spoon back.
>what is this
A virtual divegrass game where the loser wins. 3 points for a loss, 1 for a draw, NOTHING for a win. For more info: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Golden_Spoon_Cup
>when does /mlp/ play
5th match, against /a/. It's just like Winter 2014's semis, butwe're both losers in the probable Fetus.
>where do I watch it
smashcast.tv/the(digitfour)chancup
>what's on stream right now
/block/ match against /lgbt/, the Summer champions.
Not living in UTC zone, how many bing bongs?
>>30759480
We already have a thread
>>30759584
42 bings.
>>30759587
Got a daapi in this one tho
What are some differences between these ponies?
>>30759551
Their buttholes
>>30759551
Ember sure couldn't tell
One is a Mary Sue and the other isn't.
Which one i'm referring to, exactly, I leave up to you.
Get in here faggots
>>30759371
lol, didn't watch
>>30759371
Thorax a cute.
c u t e.
Ember was funny too.
Reminder that you're not allowed to criticize a show for little girls.
>it's a shitty shitty-spike episode
>again
End your life
>>30759238
You mean just a typical Spike episode.
>>30759238
He was only good in one episode in 7 seasons. Why would people think that suddenly turned good? Its Discord who has his up and downs. Spike usually is down with very rare jumps toward good.
New episode stram:
http://stram.horse/?s=mlpg-live-hd
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
Old horse: >>30753977
My Little Pony: The Movie Look & Find is still storytimed here (spoilers!)
>>30661539
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30758741
How do I watch the stram ? It's just black on our end.
>pony police knocks on your door
>asks you a series of question about your internet history
>asks about the fillies you got saved on your computer
How do you respond?
Do you have a warrant?
>>30758561
>implying she's not gonna offer to suck your dick after while you watch said filly pron for some degenerate throatfucking
All the fillies on my computer are completely nude.
WHERES THE EPISODE STICKY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30758550
Stop spaming your selfie
No sticky, just go here: >>30757669
or to the foalcon general
>"Anon, I...don't know if I should ask this of you, but I fear that desperate times call for desperate measures. The Griffons, the Minotaurs, and the Diamond Dogs have already conquered our allies in Saddle Arabia. The Crystal Empire is facing internal turmoil. Equestria stands alone. Humans are well versed in warfare. We need a weapon to change the outcome of this terrible war. Please, will you help us?"
We're bringing this back. For those who missed it, these are some of the old Pastebins that are still working:
Volunteers:
https://pastebin.com/akijSbQE
HopliteAnon (connected with Volunteers):
https://pastebin.com/GGbGRVKc
Machiavellian Anon: https://pastebin.com/stjFr73k
Tanks for the War:
https://pastebin.com/8AF8xWKr
>tfw read volunteers a while ago
>unfinished
Every fucking time.
>>30758540
I know what you mean dude. I know what you mean...
However, the story is pic related
>>30758540
It is an abstract form of pain