Good morning, Czequeztria!
Parts cost of Sweetie Bot:
Prototype 2: $2000
Prototype 3 (full custom body): $3000
Size: smaller would be miniaturization nightmare, bigger would be too expensive.
Software will be open sourced. They will also eventually try to get mass produced.
Give them money: https://patreon.com/sweetiebot
Also, embedded programmers and electronics experts wanted.
How much is one with an inbuilt fleshlight?
Camera will be hidden in or below the horn. A capacitative sense of touch is planned, so you can pet her.
Look at this face. She make this expression when she lie in bed teasing Discord before sex.
>>30766233
Does Flutterslut get fucked by harem of Discords plugging up every single hole in her body?
>>30766233
Funny op, your mother makes those same expressions when she's bent over a table.
I guess it's true when they say that art imitates life.
>>30766239
That's what she probably imply when she act this sassy with him.
Tell me, /mlp/, how do you think they died?
>>30766182
Zeppellin accident.
>>30766182
Sex.
Lot of sex.
>>30766182
Bright Mac from cute overload, pear butter from widowhood effect
I don't see Starlight's cutie mark or Spike's dumb ass chibi icon. Also if Spike grow up will his "cutie mark" will also change? It's so dumb.
>>30765964
The tree is connected to them through their bonds of friendship with the mane 6. It /is/ a friendship tree, after all.
>>30765964
Why did the tree make Spike a throne if it was never going to call him? And its the Tree of Harmony, it can do what it wants.
>>30765972
>>30765969
>it has it's own mind that change depend on whoever walks by close to the map
>were okay with this bullshit wiriting
I wonder what will be the excuse when Discord the spirit of CHAOS gets called out by creation of tree of HARMONY. Because he fuck Fluttershy?
Jesus this storytelling is so retarded.
Did the hasbro shareholder presentation say something about there being a new MLP movie every year from 2020 or did I make that up?
>cinematic universe
http://edge.media-server.com/m/p/e6wa42mt
you can put in a fake email, they don't check it
the whole thing is 3 hours so I don't have time to sit and listen to it all myself
>>30765934
They mentioned something about a Hasbro cinematic movie every year to 2020 and beyond, I think that was the implication. They've already satisfied that to 2019 IIRC.
Also they definitely confirmed a Hanazuki movie, as well as a Stretch Armstrong one and an animated Transformers one. Plus, they did in fact sort of leak that there's going to be another pony movie by saying that Boulder will be making it. DHX is making the current one, not Boulder.
ITT: Rarity sets up her friends and sells them to be used for sex
>>30765691
>"Yes, keep your mouth open just like that and try not to gag."
>>30765720
>She will never get that lipstick on your dick
What great moderation we have
>ITT: Bear Grylls attempts to survive in Equestria
there's already a piss fetish thread up
I'm going to pee in your butt, Grylls!
>>30765662
Jesus Christ that resolution
>The map, a mysterious, powerful force driven by magic that even the ponies don't fully comprehend, is calling Spike to a friendship problem of his own creation.
This is like fucking up so hard that God himself has to come down and tell you to fix it.
>>30765507
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Tank is sent on a friendship mission it's became such a deluded plot convenience.
>>30765507
That's like an awkward headboner for some unicorns.
>>30765507
He's Mary poppins y'all
>Twilight Completed An Unfinished Spell
>Starlight Created An Entirely New Permutation Of A Much More Complex Spell
>Twilight The Alicorn Could Not Defeat Starlight The Unicorn With Magic
>Starlight Humilated Twilight Again When Twilight Tried to Test Her
>Starlight Saved Equestria And Redeemed Almost An Entire Species
Why is she Twilights student again? Why isn't she an Alicorn?
>>30765445
Look! Another post to press the "Hide" button!
>>30765445
Why Do You Need To Capitalize Every Word In Your Post?
>>30765445
This show would have been better if Twilight was switched For GlimGlam in the beginning.
We're gonna take you down!
>>30765403
I want to drown them.
>>30765403
I want to drown them in my semen.
>>30765403
I want to drown them in my diarrhea shit.
Post your reaction images.
>>30765264
>>30765264
did any of you faggots play this?
it was an incredibly complex card game for a license 'for little girls'
i had and played with the originally released decks, but once they started doing expansions like a CMC, and spike deck i dropped it. no one wants to play it anyway...
Card games are for faggots and little girls.
Cool kids play pogs.
>>30765242
I think the problem is that no one really gets out to play card games anymore, it's why a lot of them have gone digital. Especially my little pony ones, quite frankly.
>>30765242
>card games
Fuck off nerd. Real men play with clitorises and your crush's emotions.
These uniforms were pretty damn cool looking. What're they based off of?
>>30765189
Yes but is there any porn of them wearing it yet is the real question
>>30765189
>Ponies make an instrument designed to be played with fingers that can now only be played by unicorns
>No Sticky
>No ScreenCap thread
RIP /mlp/
It was a shitty episode. But yeah, /mlp/ is kinda on the low.
Useless board filled with useless people watching a useless show.
>>30764905
We don't need a sticky for every episode you autist.
We have generals.
Would you please explain this to me, thank you very much.
Brontosaurus
>>30764677
Rarity doesn't like it when stallions whiter than her stare at her ponut.
>>30764677
Anon... My dear Anon. Welcome to Equestria.