In 4 sentences, write a short romantic story.
>He has Motorcyle
>She is lame.
>Pussy Goes splash
>Ends happily ever after somehow
>she's fat and lame
>out of fucking nowhere an alpha male falls in love with her
>another alpha male follows
>omg she can't choose between the two
>>9434964
>AY we made to thanksgiving
>so maybe we could make it to christmas
>she asked me what i want for on my wishlist
>have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches
Are you learning any language?
what is this image from?
>>9434124
Of course, who wouldn't?
>>9434138
animation called "Double King" on youtube. would link but lazy.
>How's your precious novel going /lit/
>>9430019
Here u go, get inspired anon
>>9430030
Lmao!!
i browse /lit/, do you really think i would be writing a novel?
>>9427811
why do men? Because women and men are largely plebs.
Inferior intellect evolved from generations of being the child-rearing sex.
>>9427811
Gender norms desu
Is this the most perfect human being?
>>9443376
You realize what his level of familial piety and sentimentality ended up doing to the empire, and almost 25 generations of humanity right?
>>9443380
We're not emperors though
>>9443380
You can't really blame Aurelius for that. There were a ton of factors that went into that. The cracks thst ended up breaking the Roman Empire had already been there for a long time before Commodus, anyways
How do I get into Marx? Should I jump straight into Das Kapital? Any pre required reading before actually reading him?
I'm not trying to discuss the ideology on itself, I just want to know where do I start with him.
>>9442453
Read Atlas Shrugged, by ayn rand first
>>9442453
GRANDFATHED
>>9442463
>1000 pages describing architecture to share an idea that could be surmised in 10
It's about transforming from male-to-female.
Truly a seminal book that everyone interested in transgender rights / feminism should read
>>9442252
It means that the book is the code, which has the power to reprogram reading it human to do/be something else.
Germanfag here
I read people calling the thing in which Gregor Samsa transforms a bug
But its not a bug, its a vermin, a "Ungeziefer"
Big difference
In the original version its never called a bug
The book has nothing to do with changing sexes, as if thats even possible
Kafka was just totally fucked by life and his work reflects that
It's about MGTOW. Gregor Samsa was a men's rights activist surrounded by feminazi SJW cucks.
Kafka was trying to redpill the white men of his time. Subtle, I know.
what the fuck?
>Takes Debord's shit and makes it academic gibberish
Baudrillard is partly to blame for Debord's suicide.
>>9436512
I don't blame him for it really, I just finished the book and I have no idea what he was writing about.
>>9436757
Baudrillard is what happens when you misread heidegger, mistake genre fiction for philosophy and skipped the best/most important parts of Marx for the worst parts like The Holy Family.
Pros and Cons of being an English major?
Currently, pre-med but really considering switching because I love English. Its my passion, and I can't stand science.
How are the job prospects?
Any information will be helpful, very unsure of my future.
Get a good career going and pursue your passion as a hobby. Lit degrees are a waste of time.
>>9435633
Never, ever study your passion.
>>9435633
every class is going to be all women and you are going to want to kill yourself
Is the King James Bible really worth reading if I want to both understand Christianity and to appreciate its literary merits? Will it just be a waste of time unless one reads it purely for literary purposes? What parts can one skip/What parts are important?
Is it the most accurate translation? No. Will it give you a pretty good idea of what Christianity is about? Yeah.
>>9433871
>is the central text of a religion worth reading to understand said religion
I really, really hope that this is bait. Otherwise here's your (You)
>>9433875
He could just get an annotated version so he can get two birds stoned at once.
I love the kids that know Adorno
>>9443024
Would you say you Adore them?
>>9443024
Enough to suck their cock?
Frankfurt eh? Why not just call yourself a defeatist?
Is the time travel genre totally exhausted?
eventually it will be
there are too many books/movies about people going into the past to teach them about the future and not enough books about people going into the past to teach the present about them about the past. there could probably be a good book about going into the past to test sociological/anthropological theories and such
why did I waste time reading this plebeian novel? can someone explain the interest of the "le river stoic DEEP buddhist"?
I thought it was just bad superficial existentialism, the only good thing about this was the fluid envolving writing...
Nah. Feels like it'd be a waste of time to explain things to you.
>>9442756
go ahead. I'm really keen on listening to /lit/'s opinion
Is William Blake's mythology worth studying?
>>9442514
Only after you study Greek mythology and the Bible.
>>9442521
Oh, and Milton.
Did Lacan ever recover?
From what?
>>9442478
>>9442487
How was this an attack on Lacan?