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>>58688731
90% chance that person was born a male.

>>58688731
look at the options:
1. spies don't actually need mad gadgets like in the film, they just need like lipstick and shit to blend in something traditionally a woman would excel at
2. Q doesn't invent shit, just nags at bond for breaking everything. women are bossy and like to nag. perfect fit.
3. boss was lying but its fine nobody would ever find out.
4. woman was hired because muh equality quotas
5. an actual woman who was genuinely interested and capable applied for the position and was hired because she was the best candidate.
so number 5 is probably least believable because in most peoples experience women just aren't interested but that doesn't mean they don't exist and you should feel bad if you think that.

i fucking hope its not a trannie because look they are human and we shouldn't be nasty to them but honestly they are severely fucked in the head and putting them in national security position is asking for trouble

>>58688826
So it's not a female?

>>58688701
linux, nginx, mariadb, php7

it's still perfectly valid, but replace MySQL with MariaDB

>>58688701
the lamp stack is still relevant, would change apache with nginx. apache is >>>/trash/ when it comes to handling dos attacks.

All Rockbox-capable players are discontinued by their manufacturers, and the best ones (Clip+, Clip Zip, etc.) are selling for double what they retailed for because these are the end times for popular meme players, and since buying a """new""" one is better than prolonging the inevitable, keep the fact you'll be paying a lot for one in mind

With that said, get a Clip Zip if you don't wanna play Chinese replacement part roulette on everything but the hard drive, it's the Clip+ on steroids, and is somewhat cheaper than the Clip+ because no one memed it into infinity. Throw a $30 128GB microSD, and you're set

>>58688785
I decided to get a new battery and screen, and I'm going to do an SSD upgrade.

Still waiting for the JZ port.
In the meantime, some Sony players are getting ports.
There are so many though I'm not sure which can be ported and which can't.

Xubuntu.

>>58688633
> Best alternatives to Lubuntu? I'm
> incredibly happy with it, but
> would like to see the field.elementary OS. it looks sjw but it's light enough. after you use it for a while it will glitch and completely break.

>>58688633

That screenshot is from Daily Mash right?

That isn't real?

Nothing yet

>>58688607
An iPod and a laptop.

a toilet. no more shitting into the storm drains for me!

go python > c++ ignore java

If you're autistic (hey, you're on /g/) then choose Python.

>>58688592
Python is comfy, that is all i know.

Don't all opaque bikinis protect against UV?

>>58688680
They don't even have to be opaque, normal window glass filters like 90% of UV
Also, wouldn't you want a bikini that DOESN'T protect from UV, so that you don't get tanlines?

>>58688695
Tanlines are my fetish.

>>58688544
>Two titans X
>1440p monitor

You know those cards actually have terrible SLI scaling at 1440p anon? They often get beaten by two 1070s or two 1080s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRnvGbK1Ops

Go for 4k monitor or two 1080s.

Also I know /g/ thinks this is supposedly a "meme" build but holy fuck most of them would chop off their feminine penis to get one of these.

>>58688596
Actually upon checking their SLI is shit in any resolution. I literally can't find a game where those cards manage to get a 99% usage.

>>58688596
I rly like that monitor though, what if I just get 2 1080Ti's?

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1000 millions

unless you're british, then it's different for some reason

>>58688451
1024

a billion/a million millions

>Hey guys, how can we make sure nobody with a clue ever buys our product?
>I know! Let's make sure only a ridiculously small segment of the market can use it
>And let's make sure it requires ridiculous resources to run
>Also it should be DRM restricted out the ass

USB ports have made disc drives obsolete, and the disc drive makers apparently haven't got the memo yet.

Linux btfo

>>58688418
>cd drives now have an OS requirement, a RAM requirement, a CPU requirement and if you want to play specific discs you need a different OS

teknologie

>>58688409
sometimes
just sometimes loading images takes forever and then again it's instant as it has always been
as if the server is just going into sleep mode for a couple secs every now and then

>>58688409
It's your browser.
Images/videos stall and take forever just to begin to load in FF. wget has no such issues.

Therefore, it must be the browser. I'm too lazy to diagnose it yet. I'll do it some time after it starts to bother me.

When I open the catalog or thread I'll see a loading indicator for a split second on the page. Maybe it's Cloudfare.

>>58688364
because they be fucking up and have been.

>>58688364
Good. We don't need cis white males opressing us anyway. Fuck'em.

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>killing tree tabs and downthemall

what the fuck. what am I suppose to do?

>>58688334
https://www.amazon.com/Load-Balancing-Servers-Firewalls-Caches-ebook/dp/B000PY4RY6/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1485593600&sr=1-1&keywords=Load+Balancing+Servers

>>58688334
4chan

>>58688334
1984 and Become the Arrow

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>>58688174
nigga we just gettin started. the bards will sing tales of our triumphs while we shit on the graves of xorg

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>>58688174
https://wayland.freedesktop.org/releases.html
>Last release January 24, 2017
>dead
STOP SHITPOSTING

>Lincucks still using Dr for the 80's

>>58688000
>chrome://tabgroups/content/lastnotice.html
>Pale Moon can't find the file at chrome://tabgroups/content/lastnotice.html.
I have 99 problems, guess how many of them are Firefox related?

>>58688037
Considering you're using an old version of Firefox maintained by a single guy who barely knows what he's doing and apparently doesn't get timely addon updates, I'd say several.

i hope some1 continues it