larraz thread
>High schools are full of dumb jocks who stuff scrawny nerds into lockers
>You can run without moving your arms
>Mice are clean and friendly while rats are vile and filthy
>Pets can eat human food just fine
>Caffeine affects you instantly
>Dinosaurs and cavemen lived side-by-side
>Arlenn is a real city
You CAN run without moving your armsIf your arms are behind you like naruto
>>91324158
I feel triggered by how on-the-nose all of these are.Except the last one, I have no idea where that is even from.
>Firemen rescue cats from trees
You know i dont think anad marvel failed because of diversity, at least not wholly. I think it was because they were putting all these new characters out so soon.
Another thing is that marvel was trying to appeal to people who don't really read comics.
I dont think diversity is bad, i like all of these different heroes, its just that marvel came too quickly and left their core audience unsatisfied
Or maybe its doing shit like calling the team in OP the new flagship only to have it dissolve in less than a year for a new status quo.
>>91323621
That as well, if they really wanted to do it, they shouldve gradually replaced them while giving the readers a reason to give a shit about them.
I think a lot of the core design of their new characters are fine, some even have great potential. Just the whole writing staff has gone on board the retard train
I mean look at these assholes. With a decent writer, you can make these a teenage equivalent of the Secret Six but because Champions has a very rigid, black and white message in it's mentality, they're the evil jobbers who punch the poor weak and ''''woke'''' for money
ITT: Official art covers that look extremely lewd
Juri, why did you shave your head?
How is this lewd?
>>91323597
Come on, you don't see it?
Share your team line up ideas!
> Marvel equivalent to Justice Incarnate.
> My Justice Incarnate.
>>91323155
> Female Thor (earth x)
> Wanda Zatara (amalgam)
> Captain Marvel (ultimate)
> Black Widow (dustin weaver's anime tribute cover)
> Zarda / Power Princess (jms's supreme power)
>>91323161
> Wonder Woman (stan lee's dc)
> Aquawoman (all female earth)
> Phantom Lady (whatever universe that version was from)
> Flash (ame con girls)
> Hawkman (kingdom come)
Non Marvel/Dc comic team
> The Shadow (dynamite)
> Space Ghost (hanna barbera)
> Dragonsbane (kirby genesis)
> Sharkman (image)
> Starfall (top cow)
> Sara Pezzini & the Witchblade (top cow)
> Ember (boundless)
Do I have to return my queercard if I like reverse traps?
>>91322457
Well the implication is you're a faggot already so I don't see how also liking a woman undoes the other faggotry. Especially in the case of liking a woman because she looks like a man.
But yeah being into reverse traps that actually pull it off is pretty gay. Being into an androgynous tomboy that's still relatively feminine not so much.
Lee Lemon is gay
Fa Ping not so much. It also helps that male fashion back then is sort of like female fashion today.
Sometimes the suppression of the femininity makes it more vibrant, like an analogy where something happens.
>>91322677
>like an analogy where something happens.
get off 4chan, Fry
Is this preview a flashback scene?
I just read Brighest Day and Flashpoint, after having stopped reading DC 3 issues into BD when it was first running.
Why the fuck did these all feel so useless and non-consequential? Like, THATS how the DCU rebooted? Flashpoint? Maybe I've got nostalgia goggles but Blackest Night was so much more fun of an event.
>>91322264
Bump
>>91322264
Because the New 52 reboot was a side effect of Flashpoint
a TWEEST
>>91322264
Brightest Day lead into the New 52 Animal Man and Swamp Thing runs. At least it was meant to. No idea how the Flashpoint fuckery affected that.
Flashpoint wasn't meant to alter the DCU. It was just a Flash story. Then I think the new president anove DiDio ordered massive rebooting and fuck the logic. So Flashpoint had like four dumbshit pages tacked on. Very few of the rebooted to hell lines managed any kind of resolution or ending.
'Til Death Do Us..part 4.
>>91322250
>>91322258
>>91322277
How do I get my brother to stop reading Marvel and switch over to DC? I don't want them to put any ideas in his head.
>>91322232
Find out why he likes Marvel and rec a eqvilenent.
>>91322232
If your arguments are political, i doubt you will convince him, as racism, xenophobia, transphobia, homophobia are not based on rational arguments. You could point the bad writing to him but that would be hard because you don't read marvel. I would suggest you point him to good marvel/dc books and leave it at that.
Stop trying to dictate what other people are allowed to like and get over it.
Avatar land edition
Oh right that's going to be going on.
Is all the construction going to ruin the animal kingdom experience when I'm there.
>>91322134
nope, it'll still be as shit as ever
>>91322083
>Avatar-land
Why does this exist? When it does open, I'm going to expect that a few cosplayers dressed as Na'vi will be arrested for indecent behavior/disorderly conduct.
So when is he going to fade into obscurity?
>>91321990
I haven't kept up with blackwashed SpiderMan, is the Venom Blast still OP as shit?
>>91321990
When Bendis dies.
>>91322008
He used it to beat Blackheart in the first issue of his post-Secret Wars series.
>>91321935
You best clear off mah board. This here's thicc country.
>>91321935
How?
>>91322000
sexual bullying
http://tvschedule.zap2it.com/tv/adventure-time/episode-guide/EP01246265?aid=tvschedule
The synopses are up.
Orb - Finn, Jake and BMO's dreams fall under the influence of a mysterious orb.
Elements Part 1: Skyhooks - When they return to Ooo, Finn and Jake discover that there have been radical changes in their absence.
Elements Part 2: Bespoken For - Ice King weaves a tale filled with drama, romance and men's fashion.
Elements Part 3: Winter Light - Finn, Jake and Ice King travel to the new Ice Kingdom to confront the person responsible for the changes.
Elements Part 4: Cloudy - Finn and Jake must escape exile in an endless sky before they can restore Ooo.
Elements Part 5: Slime Central - When Finn and Jake infiltrate the new Slime Kingdom, they become embroiled in a very heated skate battle.
Elements Part : Happy Warrior - Finn and his friends fight through a more brutal Fire Kingdom to find Flame Princess.
Elements Part 7: Hero Heart - A full-scale war breaks out between two kingdoms, and Ooo's most unlikely hero must put an end to the fighting.
Elements Part 8: Skyhooks II - Finn and Lumpy Space Princess work together to unlock one of Ooo's greatest secrets before time runs out.
>>91321900
>Finn and Lumpy Space Princess work together to unlock one of Ooo's greatest secrets before time runs out.
Wat.
>>91321916
The weirdness of the plot has hyped me up.
>>91321916
After getting cucked again, Finn gets raped by LSP again.
Another standard AT mini-series to generate hype despite nothing at all interesting happening, just like Stakes and Islands.