>High schools are full of dumb jocks who stuff scrawny nerds into lockers
>You can run without moving your arms
>Mice are clean and friendly while rats are vile and filthy
>Pets can eat human food just fine
>Caffeine affects you instantly
>Dinosaurs and cavemen lived side-by-side
>Arlenn is a real city
You CAN run without moving your armsIf your arms are behind you like naruto
>>91324158
I feel triggered by how on-the-nose all of these are.Except the last one, I have no idea where that is even from.
>Firemen rescue cats from trees
>>91326711
It is from king of the hill. You know the show that makes you feel so good..
>>91324158
That teachers in primary school were male
>>91324158
>>91328053
Isn't it based on Arlington though? But I've been to Arlington recently, and it's humongous - at least compared to where I lived - and KotH is more of a small suburb.
>Your family loves you
That middle school will be full of fun adventures.
I thought I was supposed to do things with friends every weekends and hang out with people constantly.
I also thought I was supposed to be bratty to my parents.
>>91328459
It's based on "Texas"
>>91328058
I was checking out my old school's website and I'm amazed by the number of men teaching there now, when I was there there was like one.
>life is worth living
>>91324158
I thought that Odysseus legit shot his wife's suitors with arrows that had tomatoes on their tips thanks to a Donald Duck comic.
God that was one embarrassing History Class moment...
>>91330867
Ow, that accuracy...
>>91330973
Why are you talking about the Odyssey in history?