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ITT we post dumb shit friends/family/roommates do.
I have this dumb ass friend who refuse to cook "casual" meals and then whines about how cooking costs way too much and is a pain in the ass so he ends up always eating fast food or frozen meals.
Whenever he cooks, he always go for some pretentious high class recipe you'd expect to pay 200$ for at a restaurant, and then he messes it up because he refuses to make multiple portions 'cause "I don't like eating the same meal twice in the same week". It always results in him overcooking what he makes since he only prepare one portion but still bake it for as long as the regular quantities would need, and wasting tons of ingredients.
He won't even order anything he can't eat in one sitting!
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>be my dad
>boil veggies in plain water
>no salt, no oil
>veggies don't need them
>don't season them when they come out, either
>actually they're so good they're an entire side dish by themselves
>an entire plate of boiled vegetables beside whatever entree i've made this week (usually fish or meatloaf, also unseasoned)
>color is yucky, so always cook everything on low heat so it never sears, wouldn't want to burn anything after all ha ha
>while everyone is eating, ask them "IS IT GOOD? HOW IS IT? DO YOU LIKE IT?" constantly so they have to either feed my ego or hurt my feelings
I love you, dad, but please take some of my fucking advice every once in a while.
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>>8904423
shouldnt that be arbys?
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>>8904440
No, it's a McFish.
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>get job at pic
>buns are literally from the grocery store
>cheese is regular sliced cheddar
>veggies come in a bag from the grocery store
>meat is frozen
I'm sorry but how is this unhealthy?
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a thread died for this
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>>8920136
your mom ruined her pussy for you
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>>8920135
fresh, never frozen
>inb4 a bunch of lewd wendy comics
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Your food is going to burn in the oven, but you can't find oven mitts or any substitutes. You've slaved over this meal all day and your family and friends are counting on this food to feed them tonight.
Do you grasp the burning contents in the oven despite the pain and resulting injuries to your hands or do you just turn the oven off and give up on the burnt mess?
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>>8920130
Use your shirt.
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>>8920139
This is the obvious. Ibe done it countless times retreiving a red baron a 3am drunk as a sailor.
But the basic gestalt of your question is whether i burn my hands to feed my family. Well jokes on you, my family is dead.
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>>8920139
or any substitutes.
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Do you eat TV dinners? They're pretty bad.
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>>8920111
They helped me a lot on my diet, but generally no.
I agree, they don't have much to offer, and aren't very filling.
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>>8920111
Theyre pretty good m8 hungry man brand has good shit if its on sale
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I like them but they give me indigestion
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Shit tier sauces thread.
I'll start with the biggest meme of all
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>>8919683
Wrong image?
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>>8919683
Go home white guy.
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>>8919683
sriracha is good as fuck and you know it. I think hot sauce keychains are dumb and tryhard hipsters that wont shut up about it are faggots, but its some good goddamn hot sauce.
posting actual shit tier sauce
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How long do you soak jelly beans for?
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Did you buy them dry or canned?
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>>8919589
They feel dry to me.
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>>8919589
Asking the tough questions.
If dry, soak em overnight
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do you guys refrigerate pickles?
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yeah
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>>8919504
Nah I hide them in the walls or under the floor boards. Sometimes I play with them and their pickle bones, but mostly I take photographs.
it keeps me sane when mother isn't watching. lol
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>>8919504
After opening, yes.
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big smoke order (Food Challenge) 2017-05-10 11:54:29 Post No.8919482
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big smoke order (Food Challenge)
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apparently 4chan aka reddit is responsible for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVKJfLbz5yQ
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>>8919482
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN RECIPE CJ
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How can he eat so much without popping. I get he's the world champion of eating, but he doesn't have the height or body density to hold all that even though he does.
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>>8919577
If you remove your duodenum food can flow right from your stomach into the small intestine.
I'm basically 80% sure 'competitive eaters' do this.
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My fucking yogurt will be ready in 8 more hours. Kind of scared to eat it seeing how it's pretty much just boiled and cooled milk.
How to make it tasty? How do you flavour it?
Yogurt thread.
Also chicken sandwich thread to keep your autism happy
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>>8919039
Cum
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aspartame, imitation vanilla.
sometimes cocoa powder
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>>8919060
Just stir them in?
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Tfw made pizza with almond milk.
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>>8918736
that crust looks just as pale and lumpy as the majority of people on this site op
also have you fucking heard of sauce to cheese ratio jesus christ please have someone remove your oven until you're ready to use it
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>smooth, berry flavor
>not as caustic or acidic as cola
>less calories per can than the leading brand
Surprising no one, USA the Soda is the best Soda in the world.
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>>8918594
>USA
>Less calories
Like they weren't even trying.
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It basically just tastes like Voltage. Not that great.
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>>8918594
saying your soda has the lowest calories is like getting gold in the special olympics
Hi guys.
Anyone here have a great yeast-free pizza dough recipe?
Nothing against yeast, I just don't have any and I can't get any. I have self rising flour, sorghum flour, a couple other goddamn kinds of flour, but no yeast.
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>>8918388
>BTW I'm not a grill
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>>8918398
But I am a grill, actually.
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>>8918388
just use some baking powder instead (or the self rising flour that already has baking powder in it).
it's gonna come out kind of shitty, but it'll be edible.
work the dough to develop gluten like you usually would, and go with higher hydration... the steam from high hydration will somewhat make up for the lack of yeast leavening.
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This is an irrefutable fact. 2017-05-10 06:42:40 Post No.8918274
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This is an irrefutable fact.
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Cherry > Blue Raspberry > Green Apple > Watermelon > Grape
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>>8918274
Watermelon master race you baiting assclown.
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>>8918286
Plebs need not apply
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>>8918274
All jollyranchers sucked. Once you got tired of the teeth pulling sensation, it was just a sugar cube you had to keep off your teeth. Even atomic fireballs where better.
Does anyone else rember the gum sold in little paint cans? That was my shit.
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Buy an ice cream sandwich next time you're out.
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>>8918051
you're not my real dad.
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I don't really like ice cream sandwiches.
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how bout you go and for once in your god damn life own up to the responsibility of living in society and buy it yourself
while your at it get a fucking job so you can stop asking me to get all your shit for you
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What is the point of breadsticks?
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>>8918048
they're sticks to hold up your fucking bread what the hell do you think the point is
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they're sticks to hold up your fucking bread what the hell do you think the point is
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they're sticks to hold up your fucking bread what the hell do you think the point is