mayonnaise is digusting why does everyone smear that shit all over their food?
Sorry about your autism
>>8921794
I really dont see the point. Its tasteless and has a nasty as fuck texture
>>8921831
>tasteless
That's how you know when people are reaching
Hello darkness my old friend
I smashed up my place of business (self employed) friday night and I woke up with a lot of scrapes and bruises. I killed all the plants in the front yard too.
I've come to chug you again.
>>8920071
bitchin dude
>buy a fresh loaf of bread
>expiry date is 4 days after day I bought it
>have to eat a whole loaf of bread in half a week or it will go to waste
How do I get around this?
Eat a quarter loaf per day
freeze it; only use it for toast
>>8919812
Put it in the freeze and use a toaster to defrost it
I just realized there's a Roy Roger's near me. I haven't eaten this shit since the early 90s. Are they still good?
>>8918950
this board is too underage to have eaten at roy rogers anon. not only that but they're only in the east coast I believe
I went to one for the first time on the NJ Turnpike a few months ago. The hamburger was shit but the roast beef was definitely a cut above Arby's. I'd be curious to try their fried chicken, which I guess is the other thing that they're known for.
>>8918996
I swear, everyone has been to that roy rogers at least once
vinegar chips have quickly become my favorite potato chip.
why do people hate them so much?
>>8918657
Those are crisps
>>8918657
Who hates them exactly?
>>8918657
Some people have baby palettes that can't handle strong, bold flavors.
Shit you get away with at the grocery store because 'self checkout'?
>buying jalapeƱos, always throw a handful of serranos in there
>parsley/cilantro/dill one bag, one price
>>8918539
>Buy beef jerky
>Label it as pork jerky
Usually works for regular lines too.
>>8918539
>buying women's makeup to put on at home without being judged
>buying apples
>scan them as red delicious
why shop at whole foods or walmart
when pic related exists?
One of these is about to open up in my town. What can I expect?
>>8910955
Because I don't live in the shithole that is Florida.
>>8910957
Food you dumbass
WHY is it impossible to recreate the taste of fast food at home??? Nothing you can buy from a store tastes THE SAME
These do, but it's the only example I got.
The problem is the bread. Bread is a huge factor in how fast food tastes, and all the companies make their own bread so you can't just buy it at the store.
>>8921708
Who cares about duplicating fast food when you can easily surpass it?
>>8921717
Forgot pic
Is this the greatest thing modern commerce enabled or what?
>>8921200
I wish peppers and onions froze better. No matter what they end up limp and soggy.
How do you cook them? I don't eat vegetables and I'd like to change that.
just microwave them
What are the best tomatoes for cooking to grow in a garden?
>>8919386
San Marzano or other plum tomatoes.
>>8919386
Depends on your general latitude and longitude.
Beefsteak
Do different types of alcohol get you drunk at different speeds or is that just a myth?
I always feel like gin creeps up on me
alcohol by volume is all that matters
people who are like "oh whiskey makes me do this, tequila makes me do this etc" are retards
drunk is drunk
>>8915957
>people who are like "oh whiskey makes me do this, tequila makes me do this etc" are retards
I know this, but amount of time to get drunk is a different thing. I've heard the amount of congeners affects it or something
>>8915949
I feel like drinking straight everclear would get you fucked a little quicker than drinking a couple of amaretto sours
>Fritos
There okay
But dear God does it make your breath smell bad
>>8922093
agreed
only good in chili
"Artisanal American Restaurant"
>>8921830
I searched for your image and nowhere did I see it described as artisanal.
Also your lack of meme arrows indicates you are a newfag.
Lurk moar, shitwit.
>>8921835
https://www.gumtree.com/p/restaurant-management-jobs/artisanal-american-restaurant-is-looking-for-an-experienced-dynamic-restaurant-manager-/1236753454
>>8921830
"observational comedy ca. 2005"
Are these really more effective at preventing freezer burn than a standard ziploc freezer bag? They appearto be an expensive gimmick since you have the recurring expense of their 5X more expensive "special" bags.
Seems like just a memeish unitasker to me.
>>8921709
How much does a decent one cost?
>>8921709
They work extremely well.
Yes, the bags are more costly than standard ziploc bags but I find that is easily offset by the fact that your leftovers will keep longer.
If you want the same benefit but with less expense then forget bags altogether and just use cling wrap. Wrap many layers very tightly.
>>8921709
Food printer?
>tfw you put a lot of effort into cooking pork tonkatsu for a date and they dont show up
At least i have more to eat myself i guess...
kill me
>>8921585
Sorry your date didn't show, that sucks. But hey, you made yourself a nice meal, kick back and enjoy it! There will be other dates in the future, with nicer people, and you can make nice meals for them! Don't let one asshole make you miserable.
>>8921585
>weeb menu
She knew what she was getting into and didn't want to talk about anime/manga all fucking night.
>>8921644
Actually he's the weeb - i dont watch anime. I especially chose it because he said the dish is featured a lot in his favourite anime.
He was the person who set up the date, I don't know why he didnt show...
>>8921624
Thank you