Scrambled eggs are the best form of eggs, if you disagree then you're W-R-O-N-G
well if im wrong im right, so you're wrong.
>>9121075
>He doesn't use a variety of methodologies
WEW
I made a scrabled egg pizza
r8
Name better cookies. Protip: You can't.
all of a sudden i wish it was halloween
I made caramel marshmallow cookies that were the shit
>>9120877
What makes this place so awful?
>>9118483
We wuz kangz behind the cash register
>>9118483
The Whopper which makes me shit the entire contents of my intestines out 40 minutes after I eat it.
microwaved food
What is your guilty pleasure?
>>9118256
>>9118256
Nice thumbnail, faggot.
>>9118269
Why should you feel guilty about that?
why do you hate Mexico so much, /ck/? we are wonderful people and our food is delicious.
i made this webm just to try to soften your hearts a little bit. please love us, we deserve it.
The cheap drinks, drugs and women are nice. I hate the smell of the streets tho.
>we deserve it
You'll get my love when you stop flooding my country with cartel members.
>>9117310
>drowning all foods with spice and onions
>ruining the subtle flavors of meat and other vegetables
This is not /ck/
This guy is growing in my yard will I die if I eat it?
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
>>9115528
no, google mushroom nutrition on google this is an un ripe red white spore you are looking at.
i've heard being poisoned by toadstools is one of the most agonizing deaths imaginable.
and if you survive, you'll have severe organ damage. you'll be blind and need dialysis for you're remaining days.
Eggs Benedict is the perfect breakfast. It is also very simple to make.
A little eggs
A dash of Benedict
Wa la indeed
>>9114978
hollandase frrom scratch is a bitch to make, can you suggest a good premade brand?
Agreed, been my favorite breakfast for years now
What is the proper method to make and serve the best possible quesadilla? Butter or no butter? Oil or no oil? What kind of cheese? Two torillas stacked or one folded? More than cheese or just cheese? Etc etc
i like grilled chicken and cheddar with salsa and sour cream on the side, but its not like you can really fuck up a quesadilla, they're all good.
>>9112050
I like to put tomatoes and onions in my quesadilas. I also use a rare Chihuahua state cheese. I only use corn tortillas as flour ones are an abomination on this planet and should be destroyed. I use 2 tortillas, much like a sandwich.
>>9112050
cut up chicken, fry with: cumin, chilly powder, cayenne, and oil. Butter hot pan, place dilla, sprinkle cheese, place chicken, fold, let it get nice and crispy brown on one side, flip and repeat, cut into 3-4 slices. Eat with glass of chilled milk.
>tfw going to a fancy restaurant like olive garden and having to pretend you have good table manners
dressing the part helps.
i got a 2 piece men's suit for $30 at walmart.
Just get your food to go.
>>9125682
If you are fat, these suits really aren't too fucking terrible (I'm not saying they are great)
> Morons who cook smash burgers down when grilling.
Its that time of the year where moron family members have awful bbqs, and random uncles think they can cook. First they don't even buy 80/20 beef or bison. Then they pretend to know how to grill and smash the burgers down. This is why ill be staying home this 4th. not worth the aggravation
>being so autistic you can't enjoy free food and visiting with family or friends
73/27 fite me op
>>9125642
Not wanting to be around incompetence is now autism?
Anyone else have this? My friends are having a potluck and I want to make a burger from this to share, since the theme is defictionalized foods.
My first thought was the Baby You Can Chive My Car burger since it was a BotD with real narrative importance. Is it any good? Most of the recipes are great but I thought the Garden of Eden burger was a real letdown.
>>9125016
Its good, but you definitely need to go into it with an open mind. The burgers that are obviously good stand out, but theres nothing in it that is truly bad.
Make anime food brah it would be way better and your friends with think your cool and youll get mad puss
>>9125057
Fuck animu.
Shit's for faggots and little girls.
>be busser
>say hi good morning to head chef
>doesnt even look at me
>see him later eating lunch and ask how his day went
>nothing
whats his problem? i make more than him from tips lmao who does think he is
He might just be autistic, shy, socially anxious, depressed, etc.
Please try to understand.
>>9124680
>i make more than him from tips
That's exactly why he hates you. You make more than him but don't have anywhere near the skill.
Ideally he should make friends with you though. He ought to figure out that if he hooks you up with some free food then you can hook him up with a share of the belongings that customers leave behind in the restaurant.
>>9124680
He probably knows you post Reddit frogs.
OK so for the longest time I was ridiculing Americans for this stupid sandwich but I was wrong.
The thing is, you have to use the appropriate jam. I usually like citrus based jams but something like raspberry jam works much better for a PB&Js.
I'm sorry for being such a dumb cunt.
>>9123496
>citrus and peanut butter
Europe is a blemish on the face of God's beauty
>>9123496
>I'm sorry for being such a dumb cunt
its not ok
>>9123496
Welcome to elementary school you dumb ass. Now elevate it a step further and use crunchy peanut butter.
Please make your selection, /ck/.
>>9123381
I'll take one clean menu please.
Mozz. sandwich but I'd like to know the kind of bread it's on
>>9123381
wow, three for three?!
What determines the hotness of horseradish? Is "extra hot" the hottest horseradish can be? Also I love horseradish it is good.
>>9121830
>1g of protein for zero calories
literally better than whey protein
The concentration of isothiocyanate determines the "hotness," but that won't be determined by the ingredients. The hottest would be pure isothiocyanate.
>>9121844
holy shit get this to /fit/ ASAP
Is this the chicken nugget killer theyve been looking for??