I have no fucking fridge.
What should I buy and cook?
Peanut butter and honey toasts
that's all I got for you anon
jerky
tuna
oatmeal
tea
coffee
flour
beans
rice
protein powder
>>9137891
Buy fridge. Cook food.
remember when you thought having a snakebite shot made you a bad ass?
it does make me badas....
>>9137763
no, i'm not white sorry
>>9137763
Have you tried cinnamon flavored tequila? It burns really bad, but tastes good.
Has any anon ever tried the whole Diatomaceous Earth stuff? I got approached today from some old guy who was claiming that it'll help with all my problems (physical ones)
I read about it a bit but I kinda want a opinions from some of you if any
I used it to ward off silverfish.
>>9137689
Use food grade DE.
Post recent snacks you've tried that seemed like they'd be revolting but turned out okay
>>9137573
>Jalepeno pretzel pieces
And you thought this would somehow be revolting?
>>9137573
Snyders makes good shit but i'm not a fan of any of the pretzel pieces flavors besides honey mustard onion
the buffalo and jalapeno ones are just meh. I heard they have a wasabi variety but i've never seen it
is sushi good beach fare?
how many hobo chiclets do you need to nipple for this?
If you're going for the pretentious douchenugget look, by all means.
It might be a little uncomfortable for the woman the food is resting on.
How does bearnaise sauce pair with cangaroo meat? It's the only sauce i have at hand right now. Should i bother or should i eat it without any sause?
that seems like a terrible pairing. kangaroo pairs better with tomato and herb based sauces. maybe soak in lemon for a bit
name a better chef
protip you cant
my mummy
>>9136924
Ramsayarguingwithanimegirl.jpg
I have half of a smoked ham leftover which I've been slicing for sandwiches but now I have no wraps or bread. The ham is extremely salty so mixing it with bread and vegetables was working but now I'm wondering what to make with it.
I have rice, but everything is basically suggesting if I don't have beans, peas, or cheese then I'm shit out of luck. I also have an onion, half of a red cabbage, some bell peppers, a few eggs, and carrots.
Anyone have any neat ideas surrounding these items?
just fucking eat it you pussy
>>9136891
Make an omelette
>>9136891
Your pic isn't ham. It's a formed loaf injected with sodium and chemicals and then tumbled. Nice corporate pig slop for your trough.
for me, it's pineapple. the best pizza topping.
Obvious bait but I like pineapple as a pizza topping, I don't know why everyone shits all over it.
>>9136845
I hope someone breaks into your parents house tonight and eats your mums's favourite cereal I swear to fucking God.
>>9136870
Yeah like WTF! I mean it just pizza people relax it's a food item. Now if they start rainbow-ing up stake you have a riot on your hands :P
find a flaw
>>9136777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT7W9oJP6BI
What is it?
>>9136777
You're life is a joke
what should i do to eat food
>>9136648
You should ever want to go to look more like...or however it goes. Also, the McChicken.
>>9136648
Put it your mouth.
>>9136648
Open your mouth and chew and let the mush slip down your throat.
Depressing meal thread.
Had some bare sesame instant ramen, half a pack of tortilla chips and a beer for dinner.
I don't feel hungry anymore but unsatisfied as fuck.
At least I only spent 4€ today right?
I remember there was a dark time in my life where i was surviving on gas station hotdogs and cheap spaghetti, lost a lotnof weight during those times, the most depressing meal for me. Were crushed tostadas with hot sauce and Chipotle mayo on bread.
>>9136637
That's not depressing I sometimes eat like that when I can't be arsed to cook properly
here is ck's average desired meal
One is paprika, the other is chili powder. Please help.
>>9136523
I think paprika is supposed to be sweeter?
>>9136523
paprika is top right
Mackeral cooked in 3 minutes in an iron skillet over a high BTU burner. How do you cook your fish. Plebe or Patrician?
>>9136482
Way down in our beloved Dixie, down Louisiana way, we'd commend you, Sir. We'd have seasoned the fish to our liking and then blackened the hell out of it.
>>9136680
Well, I am down that way although just east.
>>9136721
Mississippiland?