poorfag. neglected gas bill, they turned it off. probably wont get it back on for at least a month. i've got a tiny microwave, a tiny fry-daddy, and my neighbor felt sorry for me and gave me a hand-me-down slow cooker.
i'm so used to baking and stove-top stuff. can i make a meatloaf in a slow cooker? is there any way to make pasta w/out boiling on stovetop?
any advice for a slow cooker would be appreciated.
scoring a toaster oven would be pretty sweet.
Just eat McDonalds
>>9278808
Nah, yer fooked m8
lol @ being a pig and not being civilized and using these when dining out eating wings.
>>9278454
I don't even use my hands, I just go in face first. Best wing experience.
If you are using these, you are missing out on half of the experience of eating wings. It's about the caveman feeling of ripping meat from bone with no tools at all, and yes, getting messy. Saucy hands are not a bug, they are a feature.
>>9278487
I just wear gloves. Do the same with ribs, annoying getting sauce everywhere and using a million napkins.
What percentage of your meals do you cook.
I cook about 80% of mine. Maybe more. I keep a few shitty processed items on hand for when i dont have time to cook and i occasionally eat out.
>>9278444
I'd say a solid 60-65% with weeks of inconsistency, and I mean from scratch. None of that crack a can or make some toast...legit meals.
No one will probably believe it, but 100%. I haven't eaten at a restaurant or fast food in 8 years. Just got to the point where it was more hassle than it was worth in terms of food quality, distance to drive, dealing with the public, tipping, etc. Not to mention the fact I live in bumblefuck nowhere where the top restaurant within 40 miles is the 2 year old Applebys they were so proud to get in the county seat.
>>9278512
I believe you.
Unless your paying out the ass for a nice resturant, yeah dont fucking bother. By the time you get there, get seated, get served your meal and leave disapointed you could have made a quality dinner at home.
What the fuck are these things in my tin of sardines & jalapeños?
>>9276413
sea creatures
Google Cymothoa exigua
>>9276413
jesus, does this happen in the first world?
Why does Coke you get there like this taste so much better than Coke you get in a bottle from the store? It's like night and day
McDonalds ships their coke in stainless steel containers, while the rest is either pre-packages in aluminium cans or in plastic bottles.
>>9276173
Probably more sugar.
>>9276185
You'd think so, you'd be wrong
Also they do taste more of sugar, while store bought tastes more corny
And there in the lawless backwaters of the internet, I found a community that spoke out to me in pure contempt. A crazy, anarchist pseudo-state that would leave even the maddest of dictators scratching their heads. They goaded me to participate in their ritual "shitposting", or else I was to be cast out as a "redditor" never to return. So being the simple New York boy that I am, I posted McChicken threads, and Jack threads and even tried my hand at Vegan bait threads until I could shitpost no more. While my time here was short, I caught a glimpse of the human condition that only the Da Vinci's of this world were able to capture. A testament to the fortitude of the human spirit, I returned home with a newfound appreciation of the unique and bizarre, and one hell of a hangover. Like they always say... bada bing, bada boom.
;)
>>9275702
Except the redditors are the ones forcing the McChicken and sopa de macao memes.
>>9275702
Bourdain is such a hack.
>>9275702
i hate anthony but i also love anthony
ITT: only the most god-tier cereals
>>9274657
>weetabix
Mah nigga!
Personally im a big fan of Honey Nut Cheerios with a cheeky bit of banana slices
>>9274657
does it just come in pucks like that? strange
heres my favorite currently
>eating healthy isn't expensive
lol sugar is healthy af
I think racial/ethnic genocide is bad. But I would be perfectly fine with burning all obese people alive with mandatory viewing for the entire population.
>>9272826
They are hiding the five frozen pizzas and boxes of frozen french fries off camera. No way that cost $32.
Whatcha maaaakin?
For me, its roasted chicken. Heres the taters carrots and 'nions
>>9282083
Never felt the need to peel carrots if they are being roasted. Heres the chicken. I rubbed butter under the skin and threw in some rosemary and lemon. I didnt know what to stuff it with so i just threw in a few heads of garlic and some lemon.
>>9282095
Threw some salt, pepper, and poultry seasoning on top.
Saw this grasshopper the other day.
>>9282095
Im hoping for some chicken flavored roasted garlic when its done.
/fit/ here. If I add my preworkout powder to, say, some muffin mix, would I need to offset that by adding more milk or another egg? What are the ratios?
>>9281690
Nigger just get fat like God intended.
>>9281690
You have no idea how those chemicals change when cooked retard
>>9281699
this
you'd probably be best off adding it to a non-bake fruit/nut bar
How does my chicken look /ck/?
>>9281556
yellow
>>9281556
Looks good.
>>9281556
Where are the feathers? It looks more like poultry. It was probably a rooster anyway. Chickens lay eggs, so they keep those around. Roosters get slaughtered because they are needed less.
>matriarchy
Not sure if this is the right board to ask, but how long would a milk bottle hold out during the day in regular summer outside tempreture?
bout tree fiddy
You could try a thermos
>>9281398
terrible board to ask, mostly broke college students, neets shitposting, and professional cooks
mostly all childless demographics
Why are mexican cookies so edgy?
>>9281164
What makes your silly ass think they are?
>>9281164
>no te saves de mi sponch
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>>9281164
Are you gonna be eating faggot oreos while playing dodgeball with the pile of decapitated cartel heads left by the school dumpster?
I'm making some pasties for work (with minced beef because I'm not rich). What's your #1 sauce/filling recipe?
>>9281036
>with minced beef because I'm not rich
find a butcher
>>9281036
Jesus Stage-Diving Christ you can't be this uninspired OP.
Does anyone seriously like baloney/cocktail sausages? If so, why?
>>9280715
I'm not really a fan of precooked meats in general. I compare them to SPAM. But I've never tried fresh ones so if I could find them I guess I'd give it a shot.
>>9280715
Maybe the tiny little ones that are served in BBQ sauce that you stab with a toothpick.
>>9280715
i'd rather just get those little breakfast sausages
those go with anything that you can use a hotdog for