What the fuck are these things in my tin of sardines & jalapeños?

>>9276413
sea creatures

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Google Cymothoa exigua

>>9276413
jesus, does this happen in the first world?

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Here's a better pic

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>>9276424
I'm canadian
>>9276419
Looks more like a prawn than an Isopod

>>9276413
Wonder if the parasites change the taste of the fish

brand ? I want to avoid it

>>9276413
thank you for this thread anon.

stopped me from eating

>>9276413
what brand.

reeeeeeeeeeee

post it to their social media

>>9277404
Brunswick
>>9277419
I wouldn't do this, it's mass produced sardine tins. Of course some shrimpy things will get scooped up by accident

>>9276413
It's all food, anon.

What do they taste like

>>9276426
What are these things

those are some scrimps

Those are worms. Parasite which live in the intestines of the fish. After a while they will spread to the meat. Disgusting.

>>9277883

They're obviously amphipods or tiny shrimp, anon. Worms don't have legs. And fish that small aren't likely to have worms anyway.

they're very tiny shrimp

Hang on to them you need them to open chalice dungeons later

>>9276413
That's what I call a twofer. You got two meats buying one. You got sardines and also some bonus protein: wormy shrimpy shitter thingys.

>>9276413
tiny shrimp (i.e. free protein)

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>>9277715
A parasite that attaches itself to a fishes tongue and leaches off its feeding.

Nature is fucking gross sometimes.

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>>9276413
They are fucking tiny shrimp dude.. jusf pick them out ane wuit crying

>>9277423
but they might give you a coupon for free sardines anon-san

>>9276434
I agree. Isopod would probably still be in the mouth too wouldn't it?

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>>9278456
https://youtu.be/1qYpQi9YGjs

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>The parasite severs the blood vessels in the fish's tongue, causing the tongue to fall off. It then attaches itself to the stub of what was once its tongue and becomes the fish's new tongue.

>>9278698
it's both cute and terrifying

what the fuck is this website

http://veekyforums.com/thread/9276413/food-and-cooking/what-the-fuck-are-these-things-in-my-tin-of.html

>>9279845
There's a few of them, they copy 4chan posts and make it look like a regular active forum to get ad money from unknowing advertisers

>>9276413
Fucking foul.
I'd complain, but all you're likely to get in vouchers for more infested fish.

>>9276413
>sardines & jalapeños
whot

>>9279962
Could see anon taking it back to the supermarket and being told they could only exchange it for another can of the same product- only to have it also infested with parasites

>>9279845
>he doesn't know

>>9276426
>>9278004
>>9278698
The precise reason I dont eat fish.

>>9278698
I kept one alive in a bottle when for a week or so when I was a kid.

>>9281321
Did you raise it to eat it?

I would legitimately sue them for emotional distress saying I didnt notice until I ate a few. Easily win a couple hundred grand in USA.

>>9276413
>complaining about extra protein
Eat up you picky fuck.

>>9282348
>putting people out of work because you don't want to work for a living.
Unironically kill yourself.

>>9282368
>Not enjoying your parasites fried in butter
Why even live

>>9276413
are those fucking scuds