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>be me, 10 years old
>mom gets drunk a bit, come to me before sleep
>she is perfectly normal, just laughing and smiling a lot
>get traumatized as fuck because "mom was being weird", never drink alcohol in my whole life
>10 years pass, come to visit them for the weekends
>wake up at night and wanna take a piss
>hear my patents lock their door
>wat
>take a piss, go back to my room
>hear my mom's moans
>mfw literally shaking right now
I really shouldn't be THIS fucked up after hearing my parents fuck, I'm 20 bloody years old
Wat do

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Why do people hate on this beer so damn much? It's not even close to being shit-tier beer.

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How does /b/ stave off the sudden spikes of crippling depression. I'm fine for a while but every so often I get these huge spikes that just make me wanna kill myself, they are usually gone in a week but damn is it hard. Anyone esle the same way

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if a job gave me a start date can they still do a drug test?

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Met a girl, she's in a relationship, won't cheat on her bf or anything, anyway i wouldn't do it. But when we met she said i was a temptation, next day she said she dreamt about us kissing that night.

What does she want ?
I'm thinking about befriending her, just in case she got girl friends i could date but still, she's weird. Any idea /b/ ?

Thanks.

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Any dominant girl willing to stomp my cock like this wearing high heels for the reaching of my absolute pleasure?

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Who is this

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Hey /b/ i wanted to share my story and to ask for some advice also.

See, 3 years ago i used to work in a call center, i met some really nice dudes over there, i also met this latina with a massive ass who worked there, she had a nice ass but asnt anything special, 6/10 tops, we started talking from time to time, i added her to FB and started to chat often, i was in a relationship with the same girl i still iam with, one day this girl asked me if i had ever cheated on my gf, at that point i knew what she meant to say, so we started talking about sex and other things, a month later during night shift she asked the dude i usually had shifts with to change turns, so to my surprise i saw her walk in to work with me, during night shifts no one is in the building, us and the security guard who is in the entrance of the place, we went right ahead and fucked all night in the bathroom, after that we did that a lot of times at work, she invited me to her home a few times and we had sex all over the place, she even asked me to wear her BF's shirts, it was weird but i did it anyways, i liked the feeling of danger that came with doing that, thing is i was fired because me and my friend were found smoking weed during night shifts

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YLYL

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what do yall think of my soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/user-609725021-670833563

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Anon: if you could get away with any crime, one-time or ongoing, what would you do??

WAT DO /b/??

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Okay /b/ I've forgotten what it's like to be young and I'm lost right now.

What are some essential artists and songs for a smart ten year old who's never listened to music? So far I've been thinking select songs from Bowie, The Police, Radiohead, Frank Sinatra, Four Seasons, Barry Manilow (maybe?), Animals and some Wagner and Tchaikovsky to really stretch his mind. I'm also considering foreign-language artists like Renato Carosone and Eduard Khil.

And not that I want to turn him into a communist, but I'm a huge fan of the vocal theatrics in Red Army Choir and was considering them for him to try as well.

What do you guys think? Should I add or take away anything?

Story for those who are interested:

young cousin recently moved to my city with his senile grandparents, hasn't made any friends yet except for a few kids from the block. He's had a shitty life so far, some shit happened to his parents so they can't take care of him right now. He's a lonely kid but he's a good kid and he's so smart.

For his birthday I want to buy him an mp3 player and put on it a wicked track list. He's never had one before since his side of the family isn't so well off. But he never asks for anything and toys he does get at Christmas he keeps looking brand new so I feel he very much deserves this, and it would be coming at the right time.

Thanks again, you fucking faggots. Will be providing tits and ass as you think about my 10 year old male cousin.

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I can't get any weed and I'm fucking desperate. What can I use instead?

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Abuse thread. Go

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draw thread