Anon: if you could get away with any crime, one-time or ongoing,

probably gonna have to go with sex abuse

Buy prescription pain killers once a month forever.

No doctors office, no pharmacy, just go online and pick fentanyl one month, oxycontin another, hydros some other time, whatever. Then that shit arrives in a day or two.

Not asking for much really.

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Planetary Genocide

>>723506916
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The only reasonable answer to this question.

>>723506426
Bomb a public place in California.

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Kill my exwife.

>>723506426
Kill all niggers

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Fuck a girl and boy that 10 or younger, I guess. I miss playing with younger boys when I was 13

>>723507888
How? You just get away with the crime, you don't have any super powers. Killing them individually would be impossible, because the brood mother welfare queens would replenish them as quickly as you kill them.

>>723506426
International banking embezzlement.

Think about it...

Just always having access to money, however much you wanted, of whatever currency. You get away with it forever, you always have a shit ton of money.

>>723508102
Attack the queens. Kill only post pubescent females first and the rest will eventually fall.

Serial child sexual abuse

>>723506426
I'm gonna have to go with breaking and entering, distribution of DMT, or election fraud.

>>723509032
Oh, wait. Petty larceny and public intoxication would be pretty great too. Just steal shit and get drunk.

>>723506426
Bomb a black church, shoot those who survive/

This is an ongoing on, probably get through a couple of hundred in a few days with a good amount of munitions.

>>723506426
Murder. I wouldn't have a problem doing it. i would be able to sleep peacefully

>>723506887
Yes

>>723506426
Im not very good at doing crimes and most rapes look like they suck. So i would just not pay my taxes.