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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

From the beggining of man in africa to today thickness has consumed man
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>>723824304
you can keep you fatties.

For me it takes a stick to do the trick
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>>723824304
>thickness has consumed man
And that is the reason why it got so thick
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>>723824462
This is the saddest and gayest thing I have ever heard.

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lets tank a stock price, /b/. maybe make a fake news article about a CEO dying or something then spread it around. Idk but i wanna hear ur ideas
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Fuck me. I'm interested.

I say we go after FB.
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>>723823204
that could be interesting. especially because i wanna see marco cucko go down in flames
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>>723823057
Mmm
Stock manipulation
Though far more work than you'd think..

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Put mice in a milk jug a couple months ago. The milk jug is from November 2016.

What do with Jug? More pics in replies
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This is what the milk jug looks like on the inside right now

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>Being white but not supporting White Pride

Seriously, explain yourself
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I do OP
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...
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Is that even a dick or did you just shave off yoir pubic hair in that spot
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its the dick of course

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Literally
ZERO fucking flaws
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Hard to tell with just a head shot. but i can nitpick and say that teeth are a little too big and chin is kinda wide, lips kinda thin.
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>>723822529
I want to rape a baby into Laina while she begs me to let her out of my basement dungeon.
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>>723822529
huge round forehead, deep set eyes, immature looking face, only vibe she puts out is "14 year olds jack off to my memes"

economic idea. why not give more money if people need it. Greed hunger will subside if everyone can afford anything. And it only buys unimportant things
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>>723822564
>need
>unimportant things

nah m8
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>>723822564
Money may not be everything but it's needed to buy everything.
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>>723823854
need for food

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LIMERICK THREAD. WRITE A GODDAMN LIMERICK RIGHT NOW ON THE FLY.
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There once was a man named Mick
Who worried bout a spot on his dick.
So he went to the Doctor,
(Who turned into his Proctor)
And Mick's Dick's Prognosis was Tick.
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There once was a fag named OP
Who started a thread half past three
His concept was rotten
For he had forgotten
That he posted four chan and /b/
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/thread
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There once was a nigger from Chad
Who's outlook on life was real bad
He had all the aids
From raping other spades
One less coon, we all should be glad

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>Fssssssssss
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>Frrrrrtttt
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>BRRRAAAAAAAPPP!

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TAKES A DICKING AND KEEPS ON TICKING thread. Post sturdy girls who can absorb the hardest fucking
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Rate my friend's mom. What would you do to her?
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show more of her and a proper rating will happen
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>>723821563
ask her to go out and maybe have sex if she's consenting
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she's from baltimore? lets see more of her!

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Which one and why?
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which one? white dress
why? because the other three
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Far right cos it's Sleaner gomez

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Me mum caught gawkin' at some ol' betty's flapjacks on them sleazy telly channels she did.

>be 17
>be in functional family
>one day just get sad for no explicable reason
>porn cheers me up whether i wack or not
>have job and credit card
>still living at mummy's
>decide to actually pay for porn
>use my credit card to buy a view on one of those pay-per-view porn channels
>laying in bed just watching wall mounted tv i got for birthday because too sad to jerk
>sleep schedule is fucked because i stay up all night playing no more room in hell on laptop in bed
>fall asleep because pulled all nighter last night
>wake up to mother's scream
>she had a laundry basket with her
>forgot it was laundry day
>never lock door because it always makes fam angry when they can't get into a room to grab their hairbrush or shoes or whatever
>bedroom door doesn't have lock so it's not like i could have anyways
>"so what's going on here anon?"
>instant mental panic
>i say first thing my brain thinks
>brain thinks about cryptic shit
>i say cryptic shit
>"and so the secret passes through the gate of lies and enters the hallowed halls of the mansion of truth."
>mom laughs, and tells me to remember to put away laundry
>sit there trying to wake up for a moment
>still trying to comprehend how i didn't just get thrown out of house by strictest mom ever
>turn off tv and go to kitchen
>mom is there lightly chuckling to herself
>"h-hey m-m-m-mom, what's, uhh, up?"
>"oh don't worry about it anon everyone's done it at one point or another"
>eat entire box of crackers in solitude for rest of day

parent's understand us, no matter how much they seem like they don't.
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Gud read, upv0te
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>>723822772
No
poop read
2/10
2 only because I fucked OP's mom

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Would you let her lock your cock in chastity while she fucked other guys in front of you?
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If you were the other guy, big boy!

I have been addicted to opiates for about 2 years now, taking vic's, percs, or roxy's. I am prescribed gabapentin and I was told that gabapentin could help get off opiates. Any thoughts or suggestions? I'm tired of going broke with this addiction, I literally have to take a halfofa vic, perc or roxy whatever i have, every 2 hours.
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These cure addiction
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It only helps with sleep for me, which is a major part of opiate withdrawal. Almost 2 weeks clean off all of them. Being dopesick is fucking hell, it's like having the worst flu you ever had. And whats fucked is that's not even the hardest part, once you feel better you'll want to do them again. I'd stop fucking with painkillers man, they'll ruin your life.
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Taper down method worked for me till cold turkey, and I was a three a day 10 mg perc habit. You have to go through the pain, it is like a reminder that you will never go back. cut your doses in half for the day , do it for week , then go half of that for a week. Keep repeating to gradually get that poison out, not going to be easy. Fuck rehab , prove to yourself, if you really want to and your sick and tired of being sick and tired . Good luck

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