LIMERICK THREAD. WRITE A GODDAMN LIMERICK RIGHT NOW ON THE FLY.
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There once was a man named Mick
Who worried bout a spot on his dick.
So he went to the Doctor,
(Who turned into his Proctor)
And Mick's Dick's Prognosis was Tick.
There once was a fag named OP
Who started a thread half past three
His concept was rotten
For he had forgotten
That he posted four chan and /b/
/thread
There once was a nigger from Chad
Who's outlook on life was real bad
He had all the aids
From raping other spades
One less coon, we all should be glad
>The thread begun by a maggot
>Whose confidence made him quite the braggart
>Calling the /b/tards to mass
>With a reply that was crass
>Pointing out that OP is a faggot
>>723822433
You're fucking pushing it with that slant rhyme son.
>>723821695
There once was a cunt on a thread
His room was but in a shed
So he made a new post
With dubs at the most
So anons could check as they read
>>723821695
"A spider!" was cried during lunch
They sold him to Hans's own hunch
Who would tease him all day
So he hid in the hay
And then summoned the great Spiders' bunch
English is not even my language
There lays a dead tower in Rome
For millions of gnomes it is home
until the day it exploded
and then time eroded
the remains of the yellow-brick cone
>>723821695
There once was a fag called OP
Who's dick smelt of mouldy old brie
He pulled it and poked it
He asked mom to stroke it
And all she did was call him a weeb