lets tank a stock price, /b/. maybe make a fake news article

Fuck me. I'm interested.

I say we go after FB.

>>723823204
that could be interesting. especially because i wanna see marco cucko go down in flames

>>723823057
Mmm
Stock manipulation
Though far more work than you'd think..

Starbucks. Fuck those cuck loving cucks.

NYT, destroy those cucks

>>723823330
>3330
almost checked. i mean people will believe anything these days. The key is to find the right target. Restaurants are pretty easy because not only will the stock price go down because of maybe a story of mice in a kitchen or an ecoli outbreak, but people also wont wanna eat there making their actual revenue go down

>>723823598
nyt are a bunch of cucks they deserve it

>>723823628
Ahhh for a moment I thought you were going to try and influence a big "blue chip" haha.
This could work hehehe
Its still pointlessly long to do though.

Wall Street Journal for what they did to Pewds

>>723823922
THE DOUBLES DONT LIE

>>723824033
WTF DOUBLE DOUBLES

>>723824067
IF I AM DOUBLE IT'S WSJ

>>723824152
REROLL fOR WSJ

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>>723823470

>Trump loving racist who can't see past the tip of his nose detected.

>>723823204
I agree with this. They deleted some of my fairly tame comments about free speech because some fuckbags got offended.

Who is is gonna b OP?

Dubs for WSJ, trips for FB, quads for Reddit. Do we agree with this?

>>723824465
Why not make it fair and say first trips?

>>723824526
Even better: https://strawpoll.com/aarfww5

guys, wsj doesnt have stock

>>723824611
Whomever is picked by 21:30 will be the subject of fake news.

>>723824757
Then we DDOS them or something idk

IPI crash it so I can cash it

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ya boii is n

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What's up fellas?

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Just buy enough stocks and then vote OP as the new CEO that should crash the stock prize because OP is a giant faggot. Just make sure the company chosen is not Apple as the result would be the opposite.

>>723825241
wait, did this faggot just scare you faggots away?
what the fuck just happened to our momentum?

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its very simple and easy to accomplish
>find and agree on target company
>choose between one of these events:
>CEO of company died/is trump supporter
>their recent product is faulty
>once fake bit of news is agreed upon, make fake news page, as i did in legit 1 min using a chrome extension
>spread around twitter, facebook and all social media
>watch as investors jump ship

>>723823204
I'm with this guy

>>723825998
Well, on the poll FB is leading, so that's good.

>>723825804
I used to think /b/ was a pretty cool guy. Eh kills Scientology and didn't afraid of anything.

>>723826441
We're waiting on a poll to determine who to hit.
https://strawpoll.com/aarfww5

Polls results are in, and we're hitting Facebook, with 9 votes! https://strawpoll.com/aarfww5

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I think we're gonna need some basic instructions.

Anybody ever did shit like this wanna take lead?

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would something like this work?

>>723827144
Certainly a start.
Should we focus on one single story?

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Bumping the fuck outta this. What happened to Pool's Closed, the Tumblr counter offensive, the good days where we dealt so much damage we got on the News? If 4Chan takes down Cuckbook it'll only be another notch in our scalp belt, and show this site isn't just a bunch of retarded Newfags who came here because they wanted to be able to tell their middleschool friends "dey browze de Meme land XD"

>>723827234
obviously it would have to look more professional but yeah

>>723827234


Mark in a Car Accident.

>>723827393
This

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>>723827393
i like it.

>>723827445
Death ones would be essy to disprove.

>>723827393
definitely could work, but how far will it tank stock price? it wont take long till people will realize hes alive... what about some sort of scandal?

>>723823057
i nominate PriceWaterhouseCoopers.

theyre the accounting firm that gave warren beatty the wrong fucking envelope

>>723827393
This is a good idea but we have to pump out fake articles for that because Mark is quick with PR

>>723827532
Sex scandal. Get a femanon to say he raped her or something.

>>723827606
this.definetly this. Toby turner went to shit when he got accused of rape. We just need someone with a reputable tumblr then give it a shitload of notes then bam

Where do I buy stocks?

>>723827532

Mark was once a hacker against the US government

Facebook to delete all accounts not registered with an official college email address.

>>723827606
this could work

Just joined the the thread faggots
mark dies in a car accident
>im in

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el bumperino

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The other thing, is if anyone really cares to profit from this, it needs to be done during regular market hours so we can short it.

>>723828536
>short it
What does that mean?

>>723828617
look it up, its basically making money off the stock price going down. theres also the option of buying shares after the stock has taken a hit and waiting for the stock to bounce back

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>>723828617
make money when the price of the stock falls.

http://www.investopedia.com/university/shortselling/shortselling1.asp

>>723829175
So, I take it this means we need a different story..?

>>723829273
mark zuckerberg sells facebook to unknown company

>>723829330
sells to hiro
huehue

>>723829273
yeah

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>>723829273

zucc sued by snapchat because of the new features

fuck we go after Facebook bump

>>723829514

this!!

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LLOYD BLANKFEIN DEAD IN APPARENT SUICIDE

>>723829634
*snaps fingers*
pay attention!

i still think we should say that mark raped a girl. all we would need is someone with a reputable tumblr

>>723829707
statutory rape
mark accidentally the whole kid

>>723827393
That won't work. You need a company were the ceo is the main reason it's successful such as Jobs or Buffet. Mark is basically a figure head in a well oiled machine and is easily replaceable meaning the market will barely react.

we should go after facebook bump

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>>723829698
bruh

>>723829862
Why not try a paedophile ring among Facebook higher-ups then?

we should go after chuck robbins

>>723829983
a little harder to prove. lets just get a chick to write a tumblr post about how she was sexually assaulted by him

we should go after chuck robbins bump

>>723823204
get /pol/ on board kek

take down facecuck
>im with
>>723830343
>>723823204

Make up a story of a massive lawsuit by DOJ against facebook due to privacy violations or something. It will be much more effective than attacking zuck.

>>723830343
ill make a post on /pol/

ok faggots obviously what we need to do is play something on the sjw side, a lot of random women will stand up saying he raped them, or they will just talk shit cuz they think he raped someone, so start posting fake stuff "against feminism" "raped feminist" "against gender transformation" something, "invested 10million in stopping abort" cmon guys

http://www.strawpoll.me/12432091

this is fun theorizing what marky boy has done

I think we should go statutory.

You're all retards.
You're either newfags wishing to be as good as the old fags or are genuinely just that fucking sad.

>>723831883
not now, dickweed.
we're doing shit.
don't need your input.

>>723831932
>We're doing things
Reminiscing about how you need Tumblr fags and how mark raped someone even though someone said it'd do nothing to the market.
You want something done, fucking do it yourself and then get everyone to follow. All you're doing is sitting here jerking each other off thinking about rape.

>>723832266
What are you doing, exactly?

>>723831932
Obviously a newfag.
BTFO

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Bump

>>723823057

How to fuck up any stock:
>Created fake story that they're involved with china and mexico
>Let Trump know about it indirectly somehow
>Trump will unleash his tweet of destiny
>Company ruined

Easy game.

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ITT: A bunch of newfags that want to feel like the old /b/. /b/ was never good but it's gonna take a crane to get all the autism out of this thread.


Also, the game.

/pol/ reporting in.

>>723829175
I was on 80 yesterday and actually was a one car accident. They landed a helicopter on the highway for an airlift to the hospital but he was already dead. Could say that Cuck Zuck was in the car.

>>723823057
>>>723823057
>
>How to fuck up any stock:
>>Created fake story that they're involved with china and mexico
>>Let Trump know about it indirectly somehow
>>Trump will unleash his tweet of destiny
>>Company ruined
>
>Easy game.


I like this

>>723832725
Plus his administration arnt too botherd about a lack of truth. Chalk it up to alternative facts

Bumpinn

Dont let this die faggots

>>723823922
>>723824033
How are you faggots ignoring this?

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not dying my watch faggot

>>723835662
We put it to a democratic vote, Facebook won.

>>7238359
No one gives a fuck about mark or fucking facebook.
BTFO.

>>723835915
No one gives a fuck about mark or facebook, you'll do nothing and you'll let this die newfag.
BTFO

ITT newfags who wont accomplish a single thing

rip this thread, op here. sad days

There are around 400m shares outstanding in FB. Do you faggots really think you'll generate significant price movement with a fake news story that can be debunked in minutes if he posts or sends a tweet?

What you should be doing is looking at a note vulnerable (and preferably volatile) Silicone Valley stock. SV is currently rife with female employees quitting companies and telling stories of sexual harassment. Start a blog and write an article claiming to be from a former female employee of said company and you might get a tiny bit of traction.

lol i bumped it again