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>Walking home from classes
>Listening to music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI comes on
>As it starts up some dick I know walks by me
>Starts trying to start shit
>All the while the music is playing
>He pushes me and I knock him to the ground with a swing to the face
>MFW the music is still fucking going
Any anons have some badass stories to share?

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:46 Post No.723824428
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:46 Post No.723824428 [Report]

yea that never happened

Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:22:23 Post No.723824887
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:22:23 Post No.723824887 [Report]

>>723823727
Sounds pretty cool OP.

Anonymous
2017-02-27 08:14:34 Post No.723824268
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:14:34 Post No. 723824268 [Report] [View this topic]

Your best good boy stories

>Be 3 pm
>Front door slams waking me up
>How dare they I've been such a good boy
>Kick the wall and start screaming
>Mommy walks in
>Anon you need to get a job and clean up this room
>But mommy if I work then I wont get to see you everyday
>Anon I dont want to see you every day
>You wot
>All of my good boy points and this is how im treated
>Fall down and start screaming
>Screaming so loud she has to cover her ears
>My body convulses and I shit in my onesie
>Sickly fat coated diarrhea is spraying out of my butt flap
>MOMMY GET ME MY TENDIES NOW
>Mommy sighs and leaves
>Playing with my racecar track and hear her sobbing in the kitchen
>Mommy what's wrong
>Wipes tears away gritting teeth
>Nothing anon you've been so good you earned extra GBP's
>MFW

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:48 Post No.723824431
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Why don't you check out Snapchat (z) .com & fap to THE schools hottest girls pics

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:13:52 Post No. 723824224 [Report] [View this topic]

unregulated capitalism would result in wide spread sex for cash, and thats a good thing!

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:50 Post No.723824434
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>>723824224
ur mom will be better off

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:15:11 Post No. 723824306 [Report] [View this topic]

How does /b/ prepare pineapple

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:52 Post No.723824438
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:52 Post No.723824438 [Report]

>>723824306
dice it up onto pizza

Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:17:35 Post No.723824494
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:17:35 Post No.723824494 [Report]

>>723824306
cut the tough pokey skin off the outside, cut the hard part out of the middle, slice into rings and put them in a tupperware container in the fridge. eat one or two a day.
also I grow my own so I let them ripen longer than the farmers do so mine get way sweeter.

Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:17:35 Post No.723824496
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:17:35 Post No.723824496 [Report]

Lube it up for anal entry

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:15:33 Post No. 723824336 [Report] [View this topic]

If you came home, and found this, what would you do?

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:31 Post No.723824410
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:31 Post No.723824410 [Report]

>>723824336
>sniff butt
>post results

Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:57 Post No.723824443
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:16:57 Post No.723824443 [Report]

1. take a photo
2. upload photo to 4chan and ask "wwyd?"

Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:17:23 Post No.723824478
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:17:23 Post No.723824478 [Report]

>>723824336
post moar

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 07:59:39 Post No. 723823175 [Report] [View this topic]

With all the police brutality and corruption that exists (eg. brutal take-downs, harassing minorities and the mentally-illl, unwarranted searches, etc.) , how can you still respect police officers? Police hate thread

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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:02:17 Post No.723823353
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:02:17 Post No.723823353 [Report]

>>723823175
>be white

Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:02:30 Post No.723823369
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:02:30 Post No.723823369 [Report]

>>723823175
are you a nigger?
You sound like a nigger

Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:09:20 Post No.723823879
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 08:09:20 Post No.723823879 [Report]

>>723823369
No I'm a cracker, but I follow a bunch of FB pages like Cop Block and Filming Cops where every hour I see a new story about police corruption. Changes your perception of them. Plus I have had some not-so-pleasant encounters with police, so my mom is currently holding workshops for police on empathy training and such. Personally, I think they're all power-tripping cunts with something to prove