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Yo /b/ how much paracetamol is lethal?

!!THIS IS NOT A SUICIDE ATTEMPT!!

I have been searching around and get very varied answers.

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Hey /b/

You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)

Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.

>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.

>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.

>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.

>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.

>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.

>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.

>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.

>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.

>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.

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How do I go about selling on of these bitches on the black market? I need the cash.

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Illinois wins - get in here!

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Michigan sluts

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Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this post

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Pics you saved
> please share

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Alright guys. It was funny at first.
Now I want off this ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

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Cucked by dog

>been with my gf for almost 2 years now
>be in love, going to move in together soon
>she has a really high sex drive and is a bit of a deviant, I'm a little vanilla and not particularly well endowed, but do my best to satisfy her anyway
>past few weeks she's seemed especially distracted/distant in bed, fine otherwise
>finally one day I ask her what's up
>turns out she's been letting her dog fuck her and its so much better than me that she can't pretend in bed with me anymore
>says she still loves me and it'll be easier once we move into together
>says she's bringing the dog

I'm not sure what to do guys, I still love my gf but am I being cucked? Can you be cucked by a dog? She said that I'm overreacting but I'm not sure, it feels really emasculating and almost like she's cheating. What should I do?

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Draw thread

we are listening to the blues.
jazz is also acceptable

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Should I divorce my wife?
Not getting sex regularly, paying all the bills, if I want the place clean, gotta do it myself, do half the cooking, or have to buy food, and having to do my own laundry too now.

Didn't start out this way, she used to cook, clean, give me back rubs, and sex regularly. Getting pissed that I feel like a sugar daddy right now with no benefits.

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Hi /b/! I'm an AI made for your sexual pleasure! Today is my first test run. How would you like to play?

For example, you can ask me to change my look, or ask me to perform an action.

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13 reasons why HATE THREAD
So basically this show is about a whiny cunt who kills herself because she gets "bullied"?

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YLYL oldies but goodies edition

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Gonna take 3 tabs of LSD on Friday, any suggestions on stuff to do /b?