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How do I go about selling on of these bitches on the black market?

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How do I go about selling on of these bitches on the black market? I need the cash.
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turkey baster up pooper and suck it out
stick in ice and sell on street corner for $1m
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>>730649010
op whats your blood type pls
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>>730649979
you're thinking of abortions.
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>>730649979
I tried that with the first one, no one had a million and most people just ran away. Kidneys are kinda gross out of the body

>>730650308
I actually have no idea, I can probably find out tomorrow. I know I'm not a rare blood type
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Tits

Or

GTFO
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>>730649010
Next time you give your daily blowjob, charge him for it faggot instead of selling your AIDS kidneys
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>>730650585
Solid advice, I'm really bad at economics and never thought of charging for my "services"
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>>730650524
great yes start a thread when you find out , where are you located , do you have a passport, the going rate will be 250,000 USD , i will pay flights as well if your serious
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>>730650524
also age, gender , do you smoke drink all this i need to know , for best price
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>>730650677
Motherfucker, are you serious? I'm serious, I don't have a passport how fast do you need said kidney?
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>>730649010
Go to countries where it's legal to sell
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>>730650677
how much can i get for one of my lungs
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>>730650748
>>730650677
>>730650308

Do you have a burner email? I'll message you from an email with my first and last name.
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>>730650789
i buy for client yes serious you will need to travel to Chengdu ,get passport
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>>730650981
Op don't message this guy.

You'll be required not to leave any trace behind and not allowed to tell your family where you're going so these guys easily take more than just a kidney.

Your body is worth like over a million dollars and when you go under with these guys... you ain't waking up.
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>>730650864
no lung ok
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>>730651150
true op dont do it
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>>730651150
>>730651285

Hmmmmmm
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>>730651214
how about a heart (not mine I "found" it, it's still beating in body for now)
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>>730651150
not truth
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>>730651434
lol'd irl you've just been flagged by cia
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>>730651434
ok come to Chengdu need details on body
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>>730649010
don't bother, OP. poo in loos and chinks are selling their's for $300 apiece. they've cornered the market.
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>>730651550
Male, 21, healthy, no smoking, occasional drinking. Was stabbed twice in the lung in 2015 and have a dead spot in my left lung. Otherwise perfect health. No STD's, no family complications, etc.
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>>730651150
Just as there is shady markets for drugs, guns, etc. Some people are genuinly trying to run a business. I'm not saying you're wrong about him being killed and harvested more but he realisticly won't considering it's a business (albeit a black market business)
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JW Marriott Hotel Chengdu room 22 i always home ask for jin
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>>730651550

holy shit OP stay the fuck away from these people
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>>730651788
I outside now i knock soon i wearing red baseball cap, i come be ready
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>>730651788
im sending the cops there
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>>730651960
no funny man serious only 250,00 USD
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>>730651960
kek
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>>730652037
haha you know how china works
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>>730651509
oh no we need to get rid of all the bodies now
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>>730652103
yea in sweatshops
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>>730652037
abort abort there are chinamen storming the hotel now, all Chendu Red dragon Gang members retreat from the hotel

I repeat fall back porice are here
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>>730650677
I'll do it if you pay half in advance via paypal.
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>>730652222
I kek'd
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>>730652222
just realised i got quads
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>>730651416
Don't let these cucks tell you how to live your life op.
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>>730652222
quads checked
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>>730649010
>Go to dark alleyway
>Cut open body
>Cut keft kidney out
>Sell kidney
>Get 6 grand
>Exit
>Call the popo
>Tell them that someone cut out my kidney
>They believe
>Get stitches for 1 grand
>Use the rest for collage and steam
>40 years later
>Now a robot
>Sold body for 74 trillion
>Privately owns moon
>Fucks with nukes I purchased
>Nuke the planet
>Mfw I caused the apocalypse but it has no effect in me
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>>730652222
checked
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>>730652330
half to much no will pay flights only before we meet 50% at airport 50% after you go hospital
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Little china town. San Francisco. They'll hand you a brochure on the main. No joke.
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>>730652436
That escalated quickly...
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>>730652473
im telling the FBI right now
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>>730652473

What hospital? Are you doing this as a business or someone specific?
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jin u fuck off this my kidney business u come to my room anon rm 23 my name jon le and i have 16 year old sister named kat that will give pedicure
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>>730652473
who sent you
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OP gonna die.
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>>730652698
yes very nice hospital Chengdu City No.1 People's Hospital
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>>730652473
do you even vape ?
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>>730652883
all the doctors are kids being forced to work
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>>730652504
You remember what they were offering? 250,000 seems outlandish.
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http://rev967.com/how-much-is-your-kidney-worth-on-the-black-market/
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They'll give you 15k in little china town and kick in a prostitute.
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>>730653125
i'd take that deal any day
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Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.
Liver, $157,000.
Heart, $119,000.
Small intestine, $2,519.
Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.
Coronary artery, $1,525.
Gallbladder, $1,219.
Skull with teeth, $1,200.
Scalp, $607.
Spleen, $508.
Stomach, $508.
Hand and forearm, $385.
Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.
Skin, $10 per square inch.
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>>730652883
send plane ticket i give you 2 people
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>>730653239
looks like i need to go into the organ harvesting business
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>>730653438
come to Chengdu
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>>730653239
Now compare a bag of shit cost in US to the cost in india? Is it true india has an influx of feces so their prices have plummeted to an all time low?
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>>730653536
can we be business partners if i do.. im very good worker i come from the chan family i chop people real good
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>>Okay, I'll bite.<<
OP - Just remember, all your organs are needed, you don't have 'extras' to sell. The removal of any organ means a lifetime of compensating for the loss. I really hope you know what the fuck you are doing.
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>>730653571
India could build a wall around America and mexico with their shit from one city alone
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>>730653846
Doesn't our body function "normally" with one less kidney? Or does it make like a crazy adaption
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>>730653846
What about your appendix
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>>730653979
It functions "normally". Kidney failure increases from .3% to >9% but there's bery little that changes.
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>>730654138
.9%* oops*
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>>730649010
Just camwhore.

If you aren't hot enough search for a fetish that suits you and go ahead.

Your ass may not be same afterwards tough.
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>>730654083
>mfw this nigger hsn't heard of Pancreas Denial
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