Beastiality thread
Bump mother fuckers. Or should i say animal fuckers?
bumpppp
Unemployed groundskeepers edition
O ye gods, give this hollow corpse the strength to traipse away from the grave for a while yet
>>730670362
fuck off I can fap to pics of myself
If that ain't who i think it is I'm disappointed already
>alyoshka still needs cleaning
>cant clean it in the house, aint supposed to have it
>barn needs cleaning, so id have to clean up the loft first
>dont want to do either
Couple more days isnt going to hurt him too bad.
rate my food
>>730662093
>>730662093
What is it?
Butterface thread
Nerd Girls
>>730666079
get her pregnant asap!
This girl
FB/IG fap continued
>>730669093
more of this hottie?
>>730669144
mother of god bro is that a random save or plz you got more in tight tops?
Have you ever met a celebrity?
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>730661752
stale pasta
>>730661752
was he a real human bean?
>>730661752
I met Randy Bachman from Bachman Turner Overdrive when he pulled me off the cab of a bulldozer while I tried to kill the operator with a breaker bar. Met Carlos Santana at a barbecue at Mr. Bachmans place about a month later.
ILIZA SHLESINGER THREAD
QUICK RISK THREAD
reply to ops post
>your nations name
and action u wanna take
one roll per turn
a turn is everytime I post updated map
ALL ROLLS DOUBLED
don't wanna go all night
>Alaska
start in Alaska
will be green
>>730657461
zapatistas
red
yucatan
op here
we should wait for at least 4 yes?
Let's start a thicc thread
I'll kick it off with this sexy ass thicc girl
>>730663604
am I 2 cute bay bay? XOXOXO <3
>>730663604
"thicc" does not mean OBESE.
Every picture in this thread is OBESE.
Learn the fucking difference
Moar of her
late night /comfy/ thread
We find things to entertain ourselves as a thread until the sun comes up
No one? Come on /b/, I know you're still capable of great and /comfy/ threads
Had a surprise thunderstorm. Storms are pretty comfy for me, weather in general is.
>>730667456
braaaaah, thunderstorms are /comfy/ as fuck.
Had a wicked heat lightning storm off in the distance from my house last year. It was like fucking ragnarok or some shit for hours before it got to me.
I just had to dump my girlfriend. Make me laugh /b/?
>>730661251
So you are typing this with one hand?
>>730661251
>>730661251
"had to"
greentext it or I aint doin shit
Count to 5 and I post the rest of these never-before-seen-totally-consensual-not-a-red-room pics
>1
Everyone shut the fuck up
1
>2
ITT we describe a video game as shitty as we can and try to guess them.
>Travel to a utopia
>Do every fucking drug in sight
>Kidnap a bunch of kids
>There's an evil villain who wants to rule the world and you have to stop him.
>>730665399
Rogue Warrior?
>you can jump
>and shoot
>at the same fucking time
r34
Starting unwanted paizuri dumpl