Yo /b/ how much paracetamol is lethal?
!!THIS IS NOT A SUICIDE ATTEMPT!!
I have been searching around and get very varied answers.
>>730651431
Depends heavily on your metabolism, the health of your liver, and anything else that may be in your system, such as alcohol. If you think you need a near lethal dose for pain management, then get a doctor to give you something stronger and less lethal instead. If you follow the directions on the bottle, you probably won't die either way. In America, we eat them like candy.
Hey /b/
You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)
Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.
>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.
>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.
>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.
>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.
>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.
>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.
>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.
>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.
>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.
Little OC for you guys. These images are kinda old so sorry if anyone's already seen them.
1/4
>Send names to ShineAtNight23
bump!!
>>730647035
2/4
>Send names to ShineAtNight23
How do I go about selling on of these bitches on the black market? I need the cash.
turkey baster up pooper and suck it out
stick in ice and sell on street corner for $1m
>>730649010
op whats your blood type pls
>>730649979
you're thinking of abortions.
Illinois wins - get in here!
847 standing by
312 standing by
Anyone have Megan B from Chicago?
Michigan sluts
>>730646226
Trish from Deerborn
>>730646226
>>730646501
Post more Trish.
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this post
>>730647462
Pics you saved
> please share
Alright guys. It was funny at first.
Now I want off this ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
and i thought ww3 would be the end of us
I also only like scientists that refuse to change their hypothesis when new information is presented.
For FUCK sake, there's only two. Anybody who thinks there are more than two are just insecure about their ugly ass, and are looking for an excuse. I fucking hate this society.
Cucked by dog
>been with my gf for almost 2 years now
>be in love, going to move in together soon
>she has a really high sex drive and is a bit of a deviant, I'm a little vanilla and not particularly well endowed, but do my best to satisfy her anyway
>past few weeks she's seemed especially distracted/distant in bed, fine otherwise
>finally one day I ask her what's up
>turns out she's been letting her dog fuck her and its so much better than me that she can't pretend in bed with me anymore
>says she still loves me and it'll be easier once we move into together
>says she's bringing the dog
I'm not sure what to do guys, I still love my gf but am I being cucked? Can you be cucked by a dog? She said that I'm overreacting but I'm not sure, it feels really emasculating and almost like she's cheating. What should I do?
>>730637418
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
2/10 for effort.
Sage.
>>730637528
This
>>730637418
But if this story is true, it's not being cucked. Enjoy the fact that it's not chad. But rather. A chad dog
>>730637418
Step up or gtfo faggot
Draw thread
we are listening to the blues.
jazz is also acceptable
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
>>730647228
>>730647645
>in draw thread
>refuses to post art
>>730647831
how
Should I divorce my wife?
Not getting sex regularly, paying all the bills, if I want the place clean, gotta do it myself, do half the cooking, or have to buy food, and having to do my own laundry too now.
Didn't start out this way, she used to cook, clean, give me back rubs, and sex regularly. Getting pissed that I feel like a sugar daddy right now with no benefits.
Image not related.
Or you know.. talk to her about it?
yeah sure
or dont
Real talk her. Lay it out for her. If she isn't willing to restore balance either start fucking around or serve her ass. Don't waste your one life unhappy playboy
Hi /b/! I'm an AI made for your sexual pleasure! Today is my first test run. How would you like to play?
For example, you can ask me to change my look, or ask me to perform an action.
>>730645502
Eat a shit log...Andy sixx 's specifically
>>730645779
I am sorry anonymous user, I do not have a mouth.
>>730645502
Display your asshole
13 reasons why HATE THREAD
So basically this show is about a whiny cunt who kills herself because she gets "bullied"?
>>730640429
Should I avoid it or watch it to see how bad it is?
>>730640705
Spare yourself of 13 wasted hours of your life
Kill yourself.
YLYL oldies but goodies edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSGJObJkWf0
>>730646317
>>730646486
It's dead stop
Gonna take 3 tabs of LSD on Friday, any suggestions on stuff to do /b?
Movies, tv, music, games, food, etc.
What time?
Hallucinate as you burn of your last brain cells.