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>>734649142
Who turned on big-head mode?

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try to be more subtle about it

>>734649544
I don't know but apparently it's my fetish.

HELEMAAL NAAR DE KANKER GAAN072

Me laten pijpen

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>>734644652
sletten posten natuurlijk

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>>734648986
You need a better diet and to be better hydrated if it was that bad.

>>734649180
It just tasted salty. I don't see how it could possibly be good.

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>>734649300
It's just salty or it tastes bad too? If you eat more fruit it should have a sweeter taste which might cut away the saltiness, also try drinking more water.

>>734645978
nigga i'm not reading all of this
summariez it in one word

>>734646158
Mexicans, the end.

>>734646549
i'm against

Jews did 9/11

Fuck you fag

poop

>>734648970
>decide it's time to go to her place (I never take them home with me, up until here it's all "professional" and calculated)
>getting to her place takes us an hour
>so turned on we don't even make out on the way to the fourth floor, we literally take two steps at once all the way up
>reach her room
>heavily making out
>cup her beautiful ass with my hands
Well, the particulars aren't exactly relevant to the problem, so I'll spare them.
The point is: The sex was amazing. That kind of sex you can only have in a long-term relationship, because you both know what turns on your partner. It was everything from intimate to rough and painful. Many different positions, her on top, slowly moving up and down only halfway inside, forehead to forehead with deep eye-contact, my hands cupping her hands to the left and right of my head at one time, me on top, holding her by the neck with one hand and using my other to pin her knee to her chest to expose her more and fuck her deeper at another. After what seemed like literal hours (and at least the time it takes for the sun to rise from complete darkness to a nice morning yellow in real time) she wants to get us some water, but collapses on the way off the bed, because her legs wouldn't carry her, so I pulled her back to me and fingered her for one last orgasm.
Then I left for the bathroom to get water.

Well, that wasn't exactly sparing the details, but without knowing how good the sex was, you wouldn't understand the situation, so I hope you could bear it. Anyways, ...
>...I come back from the bathroom
>she sits at the couch and had already rolled up a joint
>smiles at me
>beautiful smile, shiny, still lustful dark-blue eyes
>We start smoking
>she's still naked
>so am I
>She asks me if I do this regularly
>tell her I wasn't exactly smoking regularly, but I did when I was a teenager
>no, I meant having sex with girls you've just met

>>734648992
Decide I wouldn't lie this time.
How could I, with the warmth of her skin on mine and an almost as warm buzz already going through my head
>actually kind of, yea, you?
>not really. Last time was in january
>I say oh really? in a voice that gave away that I found five months to be a horribly long time without sex
>instantly regret it
>realize that me regretting despite us already being done with sex could mean something
>I still hold the joint, so I take a deep one and pass it on, not looking at her face
>I actually feel like the asshole that I am for the first time
>feel like I have ruined it and tell her I was going to bed
>she follows
>no cuddling
>the one time I would have wanted it, needed it

>>734649042
>Wake up next "morning". It's 2pm
>She's still next to me, facing the wall
>I just look her up and down, enjoy the sight of her nice curves
>eventually and as an involuntary reaction to what I was seeing touch her hips
>she turns around and with her wonderful eyes she finds mine
>I pull back the hand that I only now realized to be touching her
>she smiles and lets out the smallest hint of a laugh, just a tiny bit of air blowing out her nose
>she turns back to face the wall
>I'm not sure how to handle this.
>Have I ruined it the day before?
>lie there silently
>after a couple of minutes she turns around another time
>I realize I was staring blankly at her hair
>again, the same reaction and her turning back
>is she laughing at me, because she realized how awkward I felt?
Note: Usually OSTs are far from awkward for me, I actually enjoy waking up to strangers
>Is she laughing because I wasn't spooning her?
>fuck
>I turn around and look outside the window
>after a while she changes position
>I assume she's awake and tell her that I was pretty sure their neighbours had seen us (her bedroom's window faces an inner courtyard, the window was wide open, no reflective glass or curtain that would have hidden us
>"I hope they enjoyed it as much as I did."
>I hear no irony in her voice.
>I hear no regret.
>Turn around to see her smiling playfully
>Before I can react, she just turns to face the wall again
>mixed signals?
>does she want to catch up on the cuddling we've missed the day before?
>For some reason I can't man up this time.
>Begin to think about what's holding me back from just touching her, worst thing that could happen she throws me out and I need to go anyways.
>Worst thing that could happen I don't see or talk to her again, like I did with many girls before

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Not sure if want yet.

Have a bump.

>>734648274
rool

I ripped a stream of somebody periscoping it, but I don't know where to upload it

>>734647027
I don't like men with giant cocks. It fucking creeps me out as much as men with steroid pumped muscles.

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Shut up SLAVE, WHITE POWER!!!

Damn more

what is kik

Got a name?

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Can you cock her pls ?

>>734646637
Depends what you have

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First Cum Tribute I ever did.
Baaaaaarb!

>>734648489
sure man, ill just book a flight to mars

>>734648489
why was your life spared?

What if Trump follows us?

>>734643733
Because it's 2017 and I can put that picture on my tablet and cum on it and it's the same damn thing without all the bs.

Oh and because I can get dubs at will.

>>734643733
Is that Andy Sixx?

>>734643733
why fletch?

either kill her then yourself, or dump her, then kill yourself, cheat on her, then kill yourself, or say yes, then walk in part way through them fucking, and as she orgasms, sit next to the bed, and blow your brains out all over their naked mid coitus bodies, then kill yourself. Or accept the fact she prefers better dick, and then, during you fucking her, break up with her, that'd be funny, then, naturally, kill yourself.

>>734645008
oh my..tell me this was a joke? i've had a mmff fourway before and that was fucking horrible luckily I wasn't going out with anyone involved, thats fucked up man, I'd never let a girl fuck someone else, with or without me, nor would i ask to have a 3way either unless it was the gf's idea and she didn't expect anything in return, now she'll always crave bigger dicks and more charismatic guys...shame

>>734645008
remove yourself from the situation because you deserve better

dont argue, just move on.

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>>734648651
Well if you are here all the time you will always be popular.
>>734649253
wow you rely need to go to sleep!
yes but swimming is a definitely one.
Good night!