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>>734645280
I would push her up against a wall, and slow kiss her neck as I run my hand up and down her waist. After doing this I would proceed to unclothe her and nibble on her nips as I run her clit before ramming my cock into her pussy

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i lold at that ^

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I bet this will be patched by next weekend

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Does she like me

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>>734647096
Left's B O O T Y

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>>734647731
red dress

>>734647096
if i had to choose i would put my dick from where they shit

nice face faggot

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>>734648838

>>734648838
Was a dick

I ruined a friendship with a girl I want to date with drunk cuddling. I'm 99 percent sure she liked me too, but for some reason the cuddling made things awkward and we have barely talked since

i love your mom

>>734645169
i'd think that cuddling would make a relationship more likely.

>>734647135
red tights from spanking them!
bonus cum for visible hand marked

Titty King demands you suck on something phallic and write Slut on your chest. Also ass is good.
THESE ARE THE WHIMS OF TITTY KING.

also, moar game, because I'm having fun.

Put your balls on a lemon slice, get a steam game. ez pz
first one to get 69 gets deluxe edition of WoW
Trips and I'll put something in muh butt
Put an entire sock on your head and you get two steam games

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Thoughts

Buy a suicide machine

buy me the new yasuo skin when it comes out.

or buy bloodborne

>>734643074
i'd say its already wasted if you came on it

>>734640949
Are you ever worried about
Testicular torsion
Testicular ruptures
Hydroceles
Sterility
Erectile dysfunction

>>734641689
I was born with a hydrocele as most boys are

Testicle torsion is rare and you can get that even from running or sitting down wrong

Ruptured testicles, balls are really strong and resilient the plumbing not so much so you make sure you get hit in the meat

I have the libido of a teen boy and we just had a newborn son so none of those issues worry me

I understand the risks and I take caution with my fetish but after eight years I feel like my method works and I get to live my ultimate fetish

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Yay Femdom!

>>734645824
It means that the feminization of men in this society is real. Masculinity is being stripped away from men because there is an idea that masculinity is oppressive to females. I don't even mean this conpletely politically either. We've reached a time where a man cannot be cold and ignore a woman's emotion even if it doesn't pertain to him. If you don't believe me look up articles about this. There are many journalist advocating that men need to be less "manly" because it's wrong.

Women are not oppressed for how they act. No one is actually trying to change women as a whole. They are seen as pure and that there is nothing wrong with femininity (there isnt).
Now.. I'm not saying that's the only reason, but it's certainly a big one.

>>734645824
When you tell people that there is no difference between a guy and a girl, they start believing it. There ARE differences in personality between guys and girls.

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Men are more prone to fetishes because of the ridiculous amount of testosterone and so autogynaphelia is a thing. Plus, feminity in men is considered taboo and not well received so many guys have issues with coming to terms with their feminine side and sexuality so it leads to extremes like becoming a tranny and shit

>>734643513
Sometimes my friends wanna tell me about a thing they're super excited for but i already know all about it. So I'll pretend i haven't heard of it so they can explain it. Nothing to do with ego i just wanna make em happy?

>>734643513
That is called being a normie anon. Sadly, as autismo as it may sound, engage in this simply to gauge out a strangers personality in a situation. Many of times people feel more friendly and readily able to discuss things with me when I do this. Frankly, I find it disgusting how some people enjoy my psedo-personality over my real one. Fuck society.

>pretend

I wish. At least you have the choice to pretend to be stupid or smart. Like I'm literate, and I know some random/interesting facts about shit, but I'm coming more and more to the conclusion that I'm really fucking stupid. Let alone the fact my memory is awful, so I have a really hard time remembering shit, to the extent that I've already had a dementia test - I'm now 28, and that was like 4 years ago.

So yeah, boohoo for you having to pretend to be smarter than you are. You lucky fuck.

>>734642885

Anarcho-Communists.

>>734642928
This. Communism is left, but anarchism is alt-left

>>734642928
>>734642983

I'll go with that

The alt-right is really stupid and Anarcho-Communism is also really stupid.

How to make libertarians worse than they already are, add anarchy and communism.

Faggots! Second.

>>734643957
quit being a kid faggot

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gay as in the old definition
(Definition of gay
1
a : happily excited : merry in a gay mood
b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits )

Tuturuuuu

code geass

Dragon Ball z

timestamp

>>734643778
nice nips chica. timestamp em

>>734643778
good lord you are hot! more!