Just ate my own cum. It was fucking disgusting. Mad respect to

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>>734648986
You need a better diet and to be better hydrated if it was that bad.

>>734649180
It just tasted salty. I don't see how it could possibly be good.

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>>734649300
It's just salty or it tastes bad too? If you eat more fruit it should have a sweeter taste which might cut away the saltiness, also try drinking more water.

>>734649561
seconding this, mine is often sweet

Eating pre-cum is a hell of a lot sweeter. Yum. After completion takes effort & will power. Ha.
Get really blue-ball horny. Extended jack-off session. Lick pre-cum, repeat.

My cum doesn't taste like anything.

It's like when you have a stuff nose and instead of blowing it out you snort the boogers all the way back and into your mouth.

It's just warm, slimy and runny but it doesn't taste like anything.

>>734649852
Or just don't be a faggot and suck down your cum like a man.

>Just ate the most delicious thing in the world
>It was fucking disgusting

Dude, change your diet. Drink less alcohol/coffee/bitter stuff and more water/fruit juice.

>>734650116

I'm >>734650025 and I drink coffee and alcohol. Doesn't seem to have an effect on what my cum tastes like.

The one thing that makes it taste bad is dairy. Milk, cheese, cream etc. When I became lactose intolerant and had to drop dairy I noticed my cum went from yucky to tasteless.

>>734650817
Wtf people advertise on 4chan lmao

>>734649180
More pics like this please. Want to cum in my own mouth right now

>>734651563
Hnggggg

>>734651303
some dudes like that shit, pretty sure thats the point you go gay is if you like your own cum m8. I like traps but would never fuck a dude. tried cum and nearly puked, love precum though. 4chan hit me for bein a "fag" bone mah girl nearly nightly 12/10 greatest ass on the planet

Licking some pre cum off my fingers right now, tastes pretty good!

>>734649180
It's not the taste. It's the texture.

>>734649180
>>734649561
More pics like these

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>>734651760
>I like traps but would never fuck a dude
If you'd fuck a trap, that's a dude.

>>734652412
Thanks. I want to suck a cock after that pic now

>>734649653

Sounds like diabeetus.

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Would you rather be her or the male cumming on her

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>>734650293
Thank god for my lacrose intolerance then.
I just notice my cum tastes slightly worse after getting really drunk. But I guess everybody reacts differently I guess.

>>734649300
If you don't stay hydrated it gets salty, my cum usually has no flavor, but I end up getting stomach aches afterwards from eating it though.

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>>734651688

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>wtf. I want to be a cumslut now

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>>734652724
I would love to lick her face clean and give her a deep sloppy kiss.

>Want to be cumslut
>Can't even think about swallowing my own load after I nut
>Well shit

>>734649653
>Mine is often sweet
>Often sweet
>Often
How often do you eat your own cum faggot?

>>734648986
Man I've thought about it, but I can't even put it close to my mouth, it really disgusts me.

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>>734652886
Unfortunately I often get diarrhea after eating more than one load at once. But I also noticed that my body is getting used to it, so I will simply train myself to be a proper cum slut.

>>734653514
It's hot to think about it, and you tell yourself you will do it, but when the time comes its hard to deliver.

>>734648986
same dude I remember when I did it, it's so fucking gross, and warm

>>734648986
pretty gay anon
u need to try another man's load to be sure tho

>>734648986
eat more pinapple and other fruits

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Has anyone here ever tried freezing their cum to collect multiple loads? Every time I've tried it so far the consistency is completely gone and it's not nearly as appealing as the fresh version.

i can suck about 3 inches of my own, with powers like that you get used to the taste pretty quick. Hang in there op, its not so bad.

>>734653741
STOP. Fucking cuck. For people who don't know, these are cheap $3 watches that are sold for "free" but with $13 shipping. This faggot uses 4chan to gather buzz about his shit website.

>>734648986
I love cum, but never had my own. I eat the cum out of my wife's pussy after the bull is finished, it's delicious

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>>734654392
How did you train your spine to achieve that?

>>734654885
i've always been pretty flexible. I'm, also fairly skinny, ive got a naturally long tongue, and my penis is about 7inches so its easy mode. I've only gotten better at it over the years.

Any advice on eating my own cum, I really want to try it but every time I chicken out

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>>734654877
One of my fantasies would be to suck my own creampie out of my gfs pussy. The idea of pussy flavor and cum makes me so hard.

>>734654241
Yes. I did this for about a year with a married slave. Regret I never got a video or her guzzling a full coffee cup of cum. Crazy bitch decided to cuck her husband even further & started bringing a pint of his favorite ice cream to mix in & refreeze. I laughed & said I'm giving it to you to do whatever. She'd send me photos of him eating it & the empty bowl afterwards. Ha.

>>734654241
My cousins strapped me down and extracted cum and froze it. Now I have 3 children that don't know that I'm their father.

>>734654392
If I could do that I'd eat my own four times a day.

>>734655260
It's weird the first time you cum in your own mouth. Then I progressed to sucking my friends cock, letting him fuck and cum in my ass.

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>>734655132
Try to ruin your orgasm in a way that you stop right before the point of no return so that you cum a little without actually having an orgasm. Then you're still horny enough to swallow down every last drop. It takes a little bit of practice until you get the timing right.
Another way is to flip your legs over hour head and cum directly into your mouth and swallow immediately. Don't wait a single second, swallow while you are cumming.

>>734655438
ive cum in mouth and i haven't tried to make any progress to this stage.

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>>734655100
On some days I can get my glans into my mouth easily while I won't get anywhere near my cock on other days. And I often have back pain afterwards. Maybe I really should start training my spine.

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>>734652886
>but I end up getting stomach aches afterwards from eating it though.
how much and often do you eat it?!

>>734655140
It's great, but I dunno if any old cum would be as good. His cock is beautiful and her pussy has always tasted like heaven.

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>>734655180
Damn that's fucking hot. Did you just cum into a big container and put it in the freezer afterwards?

>>734655196
Classic.

>>734656026
some pro tips, its always easiest on an empty stomach, always stretch first, and the more you do it the easier it gets. legs over head on your bed is easiest and you can just walk your feet down the headboard to get closer. Stop if youre feeling pain in your back, just stand up straight and stretch some more.

Reminds me a story

Was watching Tracks, the 10 yrs best of

They were interviewing a "hardcore" gay dude and asked him " do you know what a -splosh- is ?"

The guy responded " well isnt it when you take a dump in a condom, then put it in the freezer and then assfuck yourself with it ? "

The journalist went silent and just said "...no" after 10 or 15 seconds

Was funny

Classic

Personally I prefer when its salty. The sweet stuff kinda tastes like fruit gone bad.

>>734652724
>734652724

would much rather be cumming on her face plain and simple

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>>734656614
I will try that, thanks anon.

I don't judge you but it's so good to cum in a womyn's mouth, I don't get why you Would receive cum in your own mouth guys

>>734648986
There is no flavor, check your diet you man-filth

>>734650070
This. Not guzzling your own cum without remedies involving fruit or water makes you a faggot