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>>734635469
sure, i'm down with a greentext story

>>734635469
>the more I browse her social media the less attractive she becomes
>reach the point pretty quickly where I am not attracted to her at all
>decide that I gotta stick this one out and lose my virginity
>rationalise the situation by telling myself she’s just a practice run for the real shit to come
>only now do I realise that there is a two-yr age difference between us
>fuck.jpeg
>now she’s even less attractive
>realise she’s the same age as my younger sisters
>fuckfuckfuck.jpeg
>still gotta do this for the greater good though
>grit my teeth and keep acting normal
>one day she tells me she’s interested in trying lsd
>she knows I do it a fair bit and wants me to do some with her
>okaycool.jpeg
>she tries real hard to find a free house where we can do it this weekend
>eventually settles on her grandparents’ house because they are out for the weekend
>asks her parents if she can stay there with her friend
>they say yes

fingers r going as fast as possible

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>>734631275

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>>734631275
>>734631518

i went to a beach when i was younger. saw two girls sunbathing without bras, i got extremely horny. went behind a bush and masturbated furiously while watching them.

Not that bad, but i still cringe when i think back to it.

>>734632980

She does have hot legs.

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The link above is a scam, don't go there. Let me explain how this works.

OP uses a website that pays him to get gullible idiots to complete surveys
>He gets his own unique URL for victims to use
To drum up business, OP posts about a fake website claiming to host 'leaked' nudes
OP posts pics of his fake website which actually leads to his survey page
OP also uses a bot to post fake replies
Lust-filled newtards go to OPs site and some actually complete the survey in their paroxysms of desire
>OP banks the cash
Newtards rage about butthurt and cast aspersions about OP's parentage and morals
>OP smiles at newtards' tears as he buys stuff with money from survey site

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Does she like me

>>734634245

No one is falling this scam.

Trying using non-porn scams instead.

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lol sounds stupid but lets go

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>>734632314
full frontal

>>734632314
tits

>>734632689
We don't, we just avoid jumping on the blind hate bandwagon, because a trend is all it is. We make trends, not follow them

>>734632689
/b/ = internet hate machine
who generates hate like trump atm?

>>734633736
Libcucks

>>734634629
>name my band
>puddle of blood

>>734634629
am i the only one that dont get sick feeling or feel bad watching shit like this anymore?

>>734634817
I'm so desensitized at this point lmao

Interstellar

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Cold Fish.

>>734634281
liked it also

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I know what you've been doing

>>734627112
15

>Inb4 pedo

>>734627240
yeah thats sounds right

>>734627112
4 obviously

OK.

>>734629987
>$6000
that's what you call rich?

>>734629987
youre face is poor faggot

>>734629987
How does one get into cryptocurrency?

>>734632985
sure

>>734632985
Here goes nothing

rooooool