take a pepe, leave a pepe
ask a useless cumdumpster femanon anything. Probs will kill myself tonight and live stream it if people are interested.
Timestamp tits you worthless whore.
>>734670209
Tits or gtfo
Also dont kill yourself
>>734670209
What's your favorite Pokémon
Let's judge each other based on the shoes we own
You're just the most basic gay on earth dude
Probably white asf
>>734674884
Furry
>>734675057
Smooth mf
>>734674884
You are awkward so you wear shoes that are generally worn by people in your age group, even though you dont really think too highly of them.
Pic is mine.
WWYD THREAD
s/fur
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WWYD
> post your girls
>>734673449
Right. Would reach under her dress as she serves me beer and schnitzel.
Probably try and chat up the blonde one.
>>734673656
Kekkle. Germany has done nothing but good for this world.
:3
>>734671874
>>734671874
tits, tongue
Asshole
This is a porn dumping thread.
Take a screenshot of your porn folder, specify a number, and when someone gets it, you dump it here or upload that folder to a vola, mega, whatever
Lets share our best porn.
My screenshot will be next, random webm for attention
>>734671469
folders
>>734671581
bumping with random webms and pics
>>734671699
left or right?
Richfag here. I got 3 $10 steam cd keys for you faggots. Just get trips, enter you email and their yours.
>>734672362
Pass us one en
>>734672362
roulling
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fried_Krueger
Loli thread, last one reached image limit.
>no penis pls
I'm a dyke. :)
>>734670830
Good for you
duly noted
>>734670830
nobody fucking cares.
Good evening, Anonymous, would you like to talk? Either to get something off of your chest, or to have some casual conversation?
I could also tell fortunes using runes, if you'd like. Simply ask for one, and tell me the story behind the question you need answering.
>>734673568
-stares-
>>734673568
who are ya
>>734673702
Please don't stare.
>>734673771
I'm Aigis.
Can we have a trap thread?
>>734671721
lemme get my usb drive out :)
>>734672708
k now we can
>>734672708
Out of your ass? Faggot
Best sex ever? Tell stories about the best sex you've ever had /b/ I'll start
>be me
>kind of put on a lot of weight after high school
>friends mom still seems to want me for some reason
>wants to hang out just me and her
>start drinking a little and playfully flirting
>suddenly we just end up kissing
>shit gets hot and she shows me her skills from being an ex exotic dancer via lap dance
>takes off her clothes
>holy shit that pale white petite body.jpg
>immediately go down on her using my fingers and working her clit with my tongue
>she cums and now it's my turn
>ohfuckidonthaveacondom
>say I'll go get some
"don't worry about it anon, my tubes are cut and burned"
>ohhellyearawdogtime.gif
>she lays on her back but I don't do that missionary shit
>pull her on top
>she takes my dick and lines it up
>hot milf pussy incoming
>super tight, barely fits
Turns out she hasn't had sex in almost 2 years
>feelsgoodman
>10 seconds in
"oh God woman I think I'm gonna cum"
"that's okay, you already made me cum anon. Hehe"
>I will not have my record of lasting long tarnished
>push through, she starts getting tired
>put her in doggy and go to town
>finally, I'm ready after her third orgasm
>bust hard inside and she keeps trying to ride
>tell her give me 5 minutes
>go again
Great time. Bitch was a slut when horny
None of this happened. Go fuck yourself.
>>734674448
lmao how many times did you jerk your dick while you were fabricating this?
200 I bet!! Haaaaaaa! Nerd.