>gets heat
>draws dimes
>hates cucks
>Hates vegans
>Hates feminism
Seriously, does this guy post on 4chan?
He sure looks like the average poster.
>>2812533
>that hair cut
he is deff an alt-right nazi and should be fired for disrespecting my feelings
Good timezone-specific greeting to you, /asp/.
Here is a teaser to get the walnuts wandering. Please be as specific as possible in your answer.
Winner will receive a super rare Bret "The Hitman" Hart Pepe.
>>2812479
Reagan never murdered a woman
Benoit never drew dimes.
>>2812495
Be a little bit more specific than that...?
Kevin Nash "I got a lot of heat for saying things like, 90% of WWE creative have never been laid or had a fight yet they're writing a show about sex & violence. A guy came up to me saying I've been looking at some fo your old Diesel promos & i came up with this. I'm like so you archaic back to 1993 when i spoke in soundbytes?
I got heat for calling CM Punk a waffle house chef because that was me. My angle with Phil...at SummerSlam I powerbomb him. Del Rio comes down, cashes in his MITB & wins. So the next Monday, Punk comes out, walks back & forth & does a Don Rickles "I got a text from my sister LOL though he was dead."
At that point, you're telling me you're my bitch. So you're going to run your mouth but you're not going to come down & attack me? I cost you the championship. Where's the money? the money would've been if he came at me & rocked me & I rolled out. He never came down. That's 101, he's the babyface.
On top of that, God forbid if I cut a shoot promo saying "I cost you the championship, you're up there running your mouth...I'm a 55 year old man. You're what? 31 years old...what are you afraid of? you talk shit about my knees but you're not testing those knees. If I cut a shoot promo, I could've buried that kid. Pipebomb? fuck you pipejob. Come down here & give me a pipejob because you're my bitch."
https://youtu.be/Qci3hwKqrt0?t=1h15m1s
lol insecure Nash marks
lmao @ ur life
>>2812465
SEETHING Punk fanboys up in arms that their boy is a bitch.
If Phil couldn't handle Micky Gall and a fat reality show contestant. He had no change against Big Kev in a phsyical confrontation.
>>2812465
T R I G G E R ED
> Newer New Japan fans are actually ALL former WWE Fans not happy with them
> Longtime NJPW fans actually just stick to their own general boards and don't spam shit
> True NJPW fans DON'T post on /asp/ and usually stick to the NJPW reddit and /woo/ to have ACTUAL DISCUSSIONS on Japanese Pro Wrestling
So in summary, these NJPW spam threads are actually from "Former E Drones" ....aka YOUR people
>>2812316
That's actually true.
I'm from /woo/ btw.
It has been Carters gimmick since the Kenny Omega hype. By september he change gimmicks again
>No True Scotsman
ebin Drone false-flagging
This isn't your safe space anymore
ITT: wrestling podcast co-hosts you hope will suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury
>>2812147
Cornette's resident asshole.
All of them except for Conrad Thompson and Wai Ting.
Bryan Alverez if I have to hear him cry about intergender marches one more time.
How come this faggot already made enough money that he now lives in Undertaker's and Big Show's former house?
SHUT UP
>>2812140
Once you get to a certain age you get your accountant to start crunching the numbers and most of the time people realize they can't live in giant houses until the day they die.
>>2812140
Undercarder and Big Slow were never draws that's why.
NEW JAKEKS BTFO!!!
>First person to escape the prison wins
>Both opponents in the ring
>Ref rings the bell
>Corbin's theme plays
>Cashes in the briefcase
>Bell rings again to restart the match
>Bell rings AGAIN to end the match
>Corbin doesn't break stride, takes the belt, and walks to the back
>>2812114
This would be the absolute best case scenario.
>>2812114
I like it. Therefor it will never happen.
are guys ready for Seth "God Slayer" Rollins?
>>2812096
>Fedora wearer vs. Fedora tipper
It writes itself.
But seriously, I'm gonna be seething if they job Bray out again.
>>2812096
we wuz kangslayerz n sheiiiiiit
I don't think words can properly express how little I care about a Seth Rollins and Bray Wyatt feud.
anything else you guys think I should get?
>>2811953
>the extender
every time
>>2811953
>belt extender
I don't think the jacket will fit anon.
>>2811953
cringe
>TWO FULL hours of wrestling for a show
>This is what you get
Nice.
>>2811946
Yeah, it was a pretty shit show. I got bored watching but just kept it on as background noise. Smackdown is no better than RAM at this point. The only thing it has going for it is it's less of a trudge because it's shorter.
>>2811946
>Smackdown is no better than RAM at this point
Smackdown has always been shit
WHERE. IS. HE?
>>2811855
He was at Smackdown, you can actually see him in the background for a split second during one of the backstage segments (the ones on FB, I think). They're probably saving his return for the battle royal next week.
Alternatively, he's using his massive Bulgarian bulge to make a sad Lana feel better about getting murdered.
>>2811855
Still in hell
They have nothing for him and the top faces are tied up in programs. Cena would be free but it seems unlikely.
I can't see him returning to face someone like Zayn and a Nakamura feud would suck.
Things EDRONES will never know: how absolutely BASED A&G were in NJPW. It's sad how geeked they've been made in WWE.
No they weren't. All they did was swear and act like cringey teenagers.
Bullet Club stopped being good when the young bucks joined
It's been a cringeworthy comedy jobber stable ever since
>>2811864
Sounds like you need a B double L, good brother
>went from being buried by the ultimate warrior to being only the 10th most important attitude era veteran on a good day
Hmm
Rock
Austin
Mankind
Undertaker
Kane
Jericho
Edge / Christian
Hardy Boyz
Who am I missing that was better? Kane?
>>2811834
Triple Nose.
>>2811834
big nose no balls
Only a few more days till the G1 Special guys, who here is hype, who here is going so I can avoid most of you?
I'm going
I have an extra ticket for day 1 that I can hopefully sell to someone up there day of
>>2811826
I'm hyped to see how low Cody can drag Okada down to an underwhelming match, or whether Okada will instead prevail and carry Cody to pull him out from his eternal 3 stars purgatory.
>>2811826
I bought tickets third party 2 days ago cause I couldn't take it. Driving out just for day 1 and heading back the next day
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BATTLEGROUND WAS SAVED?
>>2811818
I have no idea what this is, but how the fuck would Great Khali ever escape that?
Battleground? More like Shitting Ground
The liver enzymes are being elevated as we speak