205 Live/ Talking Smack game thread
rip his nuts
just have a clean fucking ending, why is wrestling so stupid
LET'S GO HOG
Is this overall the greatest professional wrestling company in history?
LMAO. STFU weeb trash
>>2811127
yes
Unquestionably, yes. Ignore the E-drones, they're upset that they're going extinct and find themselves outnumbered by the new owners of this board. This is OUR yard now, E-drones.
Is there anything worse than the NJPW knob-gobbling fans on /asp/? They never shut up.
Face it weebs, your niche wrestling will never be mainstream outside of Japan.
>>2811055
WWE isn't mainstream either, so might as well watch something that's actually entertaining.
>>2811055
Who gives a shit about mainstream? I don't care what Vince McMahon's measuring stick of success is. All I want is for NJPW to have enough international popularity to justify easier access to english-speakers and shows in the US that I'll be able to go to. I don't give a fuck about anything more than that.
>>2811211
I mean, I always want quality products to be successful and all, but basically this. As long as I can watch it and it continues to deliver then I am fine.
>The one thing that I don't want to be is past my prime. I don't want to be out there in the ring with people saying you should have seen him here. I don't want people out there feeling sorry for me.
If only he'd listened to his own advice
>>2810997
Punk should have retired him in 2013. Everything he did after that match was just embarrassing.
>>2811141
His 2nd+3rd matches with Bork were pretty good
Are we ready to say that they have been Dudley'd?
>>2810931
They ran out of gas weeks ago.
They've lost like one match do they're a long way from that
The Dudleys were there to help put over new teams and were never as popular as The Hardys
Why can't they just call him Joe Hennig? "Curtis Axel" is not a draw.
>>2810776
I'm still waiting on him to take up the comedy jobber gimmick of "Mr. Imperfect."
>>2810776
And "Joe Hennig" would be? Even if people knew who Curt Hennig was, just because it's his son doesn't mean he will start drawing
>>2810776
because they are the people that thought having him lose to HHH would get him over
(Former) E-drone here.
Well, it's been fun, but I fucking quit. How do you defend this? You can't.
Can any NJPW bros tell me where I should start watching?
>>2810671
m8 the punjabi prison has decent potential.
>>2810698
It's literally one of the worst match stipulations ever with the two most boring wrestlers right now.
>>2810671
Are you telling me I should base my opinion on a gimmick match by how good BEEG SHOW and KHALI were?
>>2809499
Heyman keeps his shekels in his bum-bum.
Best way to assert dominance
>>2809499
Joe wants to see those sloppy jowls flap as Heyman's choking on his dick.
>the IWGP belt, is the most important belt in the world today
HOLY FUCK
how the fuck will e-drones ever recover?
hogan is literally considered the best wwe wrestler of all time and even he hated the kids championship that carnie fuck gave him as leverage.
Workrate Hulkster is some sight to see in his New Japan matches. Working holds and armbars and leg locks jack.
Also New Japan should be airing this footage of Hogan burying the WWF belt as a fake toy what means nothing on a loop on all their American TV/PPV coverage.
>>2809326
>today
>20 years ago
Can you autistic fucks stick to single threads instead of making multiple wwe comparison threads? Nobody will ever be convinced by these contrived opinions from Naruto fans.
Holy fucking yum. Has there ever been a more attractive Tag Team in the history of ever? There's something very endearing about two young, skinny, cocky California pricks who'd kick your fucking head off at any given opportunity. Yummy.
>>2809273
There's a disproportionate amount of fags on this board. Maybe Russo was right about the homosex.
>>2809277
>grow up watching men half naked grapple each other
>expect them not to be gay when older
wat?
>>2809277
There is literally nothing wrong with accepting and acknowledging a member of your gender group's attractiveness.
So is he now Raw's answer to Baron Corbin but worse?
the state of the E
>lactating tits
>droopy belly
>shit hair
Yep
>>2809167
Certainly seems that way
kiwi6.com/file/qt82ekg3la
>Braun Strowman’s new gimmick is he on a weekly basis bullies hardworking EMT officials and threatens to put them in severe harm less they drive Braun to his appointed TV dates to mock then savagely destroy Roman Reigns.
>Goldust is preparing for his undercard jobber match against his former Jannetty Tag-Team partner. Goldust then proceeds to beat the shit out of Truth. WWE’s recent rating’s trouble was based around a White Hot Basketball game so Vince thinks he can work around the ratings issue by bringing in these random Basketball Negros as Guest Stars.
>Samoa Joe decides one holocaust wasn’t enough and proceeds to murder Paul Heyman again. Stephanie McMahon paid for Ad Space in a Woman’s Empowerment Magazine which is shit not worth the trees needed to be cut down and be made into paper.
>The Broken Brothers Nero and Matt w/ Prince Lego himself defeated a Hobo Guitarist and 2 Euro Brits who are named Cesaro and Sheamus. Paul Heyman is counting his shekels.
>A Fake Prop Belt is worth more according to Vince then any accomplishment in Negro Hoop. Dean Ambrose is apparently a big Basketball fan. “We’re all the Jennetty” Miz/Dallas/Axel defeated Hardcore White Trash Ambrose/Rhyno/Slater
>Enzo...for the past 4+ years who has done nothing but lose and be a fucking disappointment to his Tag-Team partner pleads with Cass to give him 1 last chance to prove to him they can win the Tag-Team Championships. Cass responds by beating the shit out of Enzo to get Heat on the Worked Crowd. Cass can’t touch Graves due to his Concussion Immunity he has in his contract.
>>2809162
>Miz
>Jannetty
Back to /wew/ with you.
>>2809261
The whole point Maryse is getting off secreen outside of recording more shit for Total Divas is because they want only one love angle and Miz and Maryse need to be shelved for Maria and Bennett
>>2809268
That stupid Meltzer Maggo rumor has been debunked already. Stop getting worked by an autistic retard who isn't even in the business.
>Uuuuhm, ugh, I hate how Russo wasted the-the-the courts time by being in fear of his life and using the legal system to keep a crazed guy away from him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6L2e7_OINU
What did Cuck Meltzer mean by this?
Meltzer burying Russo and Dixie is such a good time.
>>2809153
Meltzer is a shitty biased journalist.
>>2809153
Russo is in fear of his life by a guy who lives hundreds of miles away and who he called fat and old and not worthy and able to fight?
You would think with all his "credentials" he would recognize a good heel promo and not take it for a shoot.
Only one round this time.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13301230
Lexi in the lead. Lana not far behind. BA GAWD KING THIS IS MAKING THE BBQ SAUCE SPILL OUTTA MY CAWK SKITTLES SKITTLES SKITTLES SKITTLES SKITTLES FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUS FRUITY FRUITY AUSTIN
>>2809089
Going to be gone for a few hours. Can someone keep bumping the thread
>what if Kelly Kelly was a wrestler?
>>2809034
sage and report all /b/-tier threads
>>2809034
[spoiler]holy fucking YUM[/spoiler]
>>2809098
No u