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>>2806442
kek

Doesn't Swaggie's wife have a sex tape with another man?

>>2806442
Somebody post that gif of his wife looking Del Rio up and down. It works best to listen to Del Rio's shoot on the Miz after looking at that gif.

>>2806118
It's actually growing on me a bit. I wish they'd let him be heel instead of making him the next Cena. He would be such a bastard heel, I'd say he'd be second only to the Miz.

If they just went full bore with it and let him be heel, I'd be down with it, but they're still trying to convince me that The Big Dog is the greatest and I love him because of how great he is.

>>2806179
They can't have a heel as the face of the company even tho ufc can have Connor and yet he's popular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjiq9YMGJ1o

He was talking to Booker T

>>2805383
YOOO HE SAID IT INTO THE MIC??

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK

Based Big Baller Lavar Ball making sure Vince loses his traveling circus' TV rights early

>>2803652
Bálor + Zayn

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>>2803652
I'd like beginning of the relationship, prime Haitch sextape.

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>>2803703
But also modern day sextape with MILF Steph and daddy dom Haitch. They're probably kinkier now.

>>2803619
Kevin Dunn maybe?

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>>2803626
>people sexing dunn

>Took a photograph standing next each other
>ZOMG THEY TOTALLY FUGGGEDD!!!!
What are you a tween girl?
Fuck off.

Tldr

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I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.

*looks at the camera and waves*
Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

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The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. We do this whole [anti] bully campaign...

Is he growing to get knocked the fuck out in bellator or something? Bingo hall tag tourey? Was happening?

>>2804758
tomorrow is the same date that he had his "pipebomb" and OP is faggot

>>2804758
he's gonna come to the back of the show in a drunken stupor after downing his first couple beers earlier and make his way to the ring with no music and he'll fall half way down the ramp while the crowds are chanting CM PUNK CM PUNK! as he gets taken out on a stretcher covered in vomit

Big Boss Man circa 91.

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Stan Lane during the Fabulous Ones timeframe

>>2802857
Body of Ellsworth
Face of Ellsworth
Mannerisms of Aiden English before he kills himself
Voice of Neville

>more titles
No reason, no need. They need to make meaningful matches WITHOUT the need to put a title on the line for it.

>>2802777
I think some women's tag titles would be fun desu. The men, however, do not need any more titles.

>>2802794
If anything they need to put more people in title pictures, not just 1v1 feuds at all times.

No. The hard facts that you have no sex nor genitalia is irrefutable, though.

>>2802749

this is the reason he keeps posting

>>2802752
Sorry. :(

>>2802656
>inb4 le "charly is a man" meme

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>>2802656
Pit thread now?

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>>2802664
you bet

Literally couldn't draw a dime between them.

from left to right:

>mid card jobber
>mid card hero
>underutilized potential main eventer
>main eventer

the ones who should be in the big leagues still are and the geeks have fucked off to some shit hole that i could not possibly imagine being any less interested in.

>>2802316
Del Rio was legit useless but the other three deserved better. They were fun when not getting beat down by da big dog (which was 99% of their screen time)

the hitman

>Making more money, having more success and getting more adulation now than in the WWE
I fucking hate his guts and think he ruins everything he touches, but I don't see how his decision to leave was bad for him in any way.

>>2801652
>gets paid twice as much
>more popular than ever
>will hold two of the most prestigious championships today at the same time
>worked

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"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long"

have the chinks forgotten that wrestling is fake? that you're not meant to really hit the other guy?

imagine the smell

>>2800332

I'd bang her

>>2800332
4/10 because your faggotry disgusts me

>>2800332
Holy fucking yum!