PIPEBOMB? more like PIPEJOB

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lol insecure Nash marks
lmao @ ur life

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>>2812465
SEETHING Punk fanboys up in arms that their boy is a bitch.

If Phil couldn't handle Micky Gall and a fat reality show contestant. He had no change against Big Kev in a phsyical confrontation.

>>2812465
T R I G G E R ED

>Nash still bitching about promo from 2011

I suppose it's marginally better than bitching about promo from 2002

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>>2812473
>says the guy who posted the Punk bashing thread/defending his husbando thread without any provocation other than his own insecurities
Sad life you must lead constantly being so insecure and on the defensive all the time

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>Nash crying again because a guy who was way more popular than him killed him in 1 promo and took his spotlight away from him
lol how insecure can 1 man be
For his whole '2cool4skool' act he sure does cry a lot about shit from the past

>>2812485
He wasn't bitching about the promo. He was bicthing about RAW being called RAW when it's anything but. I worked you by quoting only part of the analogy he was using to make his example.

So dumb. Do more due dilligence next time. Makes you look like a fool!

>>2812497
>hurr I was only pretending to be retarded

I've seen Nash cut a shoot promo. They suck.

>>2812486
“8/29 RAW - CM Punk said the Kliq is back, & click is the sound of all the remote controls changing channels when Kevin Nash is on TV. There was great irony in that given all the people who tuned out when Punk wrestled Miz 45 minutes later. Punk vs. Miz lost 200,000 viewers in the 10 p.m. slot. Now that’s a disaster for that time slot since normal pattern is to gain 500,000 viewers.” - Dave Meltzer [5th September 2011]

>>2812462
I find it ironic that even though CM Punk is the legitimate MMA fighter and Nashetty is the circus clown, man-drama star, it's somehow Punk who has managed to work Nash into the shoot.

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>>2812489

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>>2812500
BULLSHIT

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>>2812503
Correction. Punk is a wannbe MMA fighter who got destoryed by a novice welterweight.

There's really something about Phil that makes everyone seeth, first haitch and now nash. How does he do it lads?

>>2812516
godamn I laughed so fucking hard

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>>2812524
Always remember

>>2812524
Being obviously superior

>>2812531
He's so weak!

From B+ player WWE Champion, to getting his ass kicked in UFC, to being embarraed by an fatass on a reality show.

Can low can Punk go? will he lose his lawsuit to WWE's Doctor next?

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>>2812540
>Punk being superior
Punk's future occupation after he loses slander lawsuit

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>>2812540

>>2812545
It's not your fault.

Nash is the GOAT.

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>>2812563
You got that right.

>Nash worshipping
>functionally illiterate
>terrified of foreigners

I see jmarlow is having another thrilling night

How can Phil even recover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ0fexXLgQ0

>>2812578
Should be every young man's idol.

>>2812582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWJ2LUi5yw8

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>>2812540

>>2812609
>Wolfcuc

>>>/lgbt/

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>>2812603
Agree. Great role model.

>I'm like so you archaic back to 1993

Nash once again jobbing to English grammar

Look at the adjective: jobbing

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>>2812642
>Nash and his fans always bringing up homo-erotic acts

>>2812501
Now I'm no fan of Punk and I actually respect the Miz for the shit he has gone through, but shouldn't we blame the viewer loss not on Punk but the fact that Punk was fighting the Miz, who is not on his level and has wrestling skills that can be generously described as average?

It's like having Kofi Kingston fight Brock Lesnar (which actually happened) in a squash match. You know the outcome so you won't bother watching?

>>2812656
I'd love to see Nash blow his load down your throat

>>2812661
>Nash fans admitting they are turned on by men

>>2812501
>Ratings are the argument Nashmark uses to put down CM Punk
>Hilarious considering Nash was a known ratings cancer in WWE and was one of the orchestrating forces behind the nosedive in WCW ratings that eventually killed the company.

>>2812663
I'm a girl...duh

>>2812677
Girls don't exist

>>2812675
You just proved you know nothing about how the business operated in mid 90's.

>>2812677
seek sunlight & have sex...with me

pls be in london

Punkfags worked themselves into a shoot. Nash isn't saying anything bad about Punk just how the business has changed and how promos suck because of how scripted they are.

>>2812713
You are an intelligent jew.

>>2812682
What is it in his green text that was wrong? Everything he said is true.

>>2812719 Everything he said was wrong/flawed.

The Monday Night War which didn't come into effect until the tail end of Diesel's reign as WWF Champion, changed the way the business was operated & generated revenue. Prior to the debut of Nitro, WWF had historically rarely worried that much about ratings. The business model was all about house show attendance, PPV buys & merchandise sales - television was just the vehicle to drive those revenue streams. Raw mostly consisted of stars beating non-stars. During his entire reign, Diesel wrestled five times on Raw. Back then, in addition to highlighting their big names, TV time was used to advertise local house shows & the major PPVs. The best way to see WWF Champion Diesel perform was to go to the non-televised match at the arena when they came to town.

>talking about ratings when refering to Diesel
major sign you're clueless

In regards to Kevin Nash's 2nd run in WWE, the year 2003. Prove it with data because you've already proven your knowledge is pathetic.

>>2812755
>Prior to the debut of Nitro, WWF had historically rarely worried that much about ratings. The business model was all about house show attendance, PPV buys & merchandise sales - television was just the vehicle to drive those revenue streams.

So that explains why the WWE doesn't give a shit about ratings now.

>>2812761
In 1998, WWE was making $5.5 million in TV rights fees from USA Network. SO imagine how low it was in 1995 when Diesel was on top. House Shows & PPV were biggest revneue stream

Wnen WWE moved to TNN in 2000 they made $28 million in TV rights fees.

In 2017 WWE makes something like $200 million in TV rights fees & it's their biggest revneue stream (bigger than WWE Network). So they should care about ratings.

>>2812582

These Nash fags are just butthurt.

I don't know how they can say Punk didn't draw a dime when the biggest anti-draws in the WWE like Nash, Triple H, Bret hart, Benoit,Angle,Eddie Guerrero and HBK exist.

>>2812858

Pure abandonment issues anon.

>>2812858
You do know we just had a thread earlier this week that showed Nash as being one of the bigger draws of all-time while Punk cultists still think he was pulling dimes on The Rock's level.

>>2812875

You mean the thread where matches with mega draws like stone cold , Rock, and John Cena were excluded and only top three ppv buys were considered and not the overall buys . Also, merch sales were also not considered.

You have to be deluded to think someone like Angle , Hart , HBGay , Trip cuck or any of the others I mentioned were bigger draws than punk

>>2812885

Yep they can't dismiss punk without skewing the stats.

Also the likes of angle , Bretkuk and Eddie shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath as Punk.

>>2812783
>In 2017 WWE makes something like $200 million in TV rights fees & it's their biggest revneue stream (bigger than WWE Network). So they should care about ratings.

>$200 million of $700 million
>conveniently leaving out the TV rights include Total Divas, Total Bellas, and all their other TV deals for other countries

They'll be fine.

>>2812885
Why should it matter if Austin, Rock, Cena were excluded?

If Punk was a draw on his own, his PPV numbers against Cena & Rock being excluded shouldn't matter. But of course Punk isn't a draw so you want mega draw to inflate his numbers & misrespreesnt his true drawing power.

Merch sales not considered? maybe because that kind of data has NEVER been released outside of a few leaked documents here and there.

>>2812858
>Nash, Triple H, Bret hart, Benoit,Angle,Eddie Guerrero and HBK exist.
GOATs.

>>2812489
>killed him in one promo
Do you actually remember what happened that night? RAW from August 15th, 2011, watch it again and tell me Punk had everyone by their hands instead of being cringy and outclassed by Nash when he got more intense than him with his smark speech mentioning Vinnie Vegas like that's really hurtful or "OMG I thought he's dead".
The CM Punk chants aren't even THAT big that night considering he fucking lost the championship the last night, they weren't too sympatethic like you would expect

>>2812910

>singles matches
>Hogan, Austin, Rock, Cena excluded to gage true drawing power
>wrestleMania exluded bc inlarge draws by itself

>Kevin Nash
450,000 buys (Starrcade 1998)
385,000 buys (Bad Blood 2003)
205,000 buys (SummerSlam 1995)
Total = 1,040,000 buys

>CM Punk
369,000 buys (SummerSlam 2009)
267,000 buys (Night of Champions 2009)
207,000 buys (Hell in a Cell 2012)
Total = 843,000 buys

PUNK BTFO

>>2812910

Post their total ppv buys where they were the draw or main eventing(excluding these super draws), House show numbers, TV ratings during their reign and any other imoortant and tell me if he didn't outdraw overrated crap like Angle,Bretkuck, Hbgay, Nash and everyone else I mentioned.

Punk worked with lesser talents , was pushed less in a shitty era and still was better draw.

Also regarding merch sales. You know very well that punk outsold Cena. Someone like Nash or Hart or anyone in my list could never outsell the biggest babyfaces of their era.

>>2812934
>pushed less
>longest reigning champion in the modern era

Holy shit, are you fucking serious? How much more of a push do you want? Nash drew more dimes in a shorter period of time than Punk drew within more than a year.

>>2812938

For someone of Punks level of talent. Roman Reigns level push. With the only difference being Punk could make it work and be a bigger draw than Ronan could ever be.

It's a travesty that overrated trash like Angle, Bret, HBK , Miz have Wrestlemania main events and Punk doesn't.

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>>2812952
Roman Reigns didn't get 434 days as WWE Champion. Roman Reigns didn't get to fight the Rock. Roman Reigns didn't get to have more wins against Cena than losses.

Also, Punk is overpushed considering the reality of what a bigger guy or more experienced guy can do to skinny him who doesn't know how to fight for real except when fighting fans.

>>2812934
Was CM Punk EVER involved a big-money program? Not even close. Nash was involved in a program that drew big money and revolutionized the business. Helped book it, too. For you to falsely state CM Punk was a draw while belittling real wrestling legends/draws like Bret, HBK, and HHH is a gratuitous insult, and gratuitously delusional.

Nashetty straight up worked into a shoot. Holy kek.

>>2812958
Roman beat taker clean, Main evented Wrestlemania back to back, won two Rumbles. Almost never loses clean.

Punk should've broke the streak, beat the Rock like the inferior talent he is, main evented Wrestlemania. The only fitting thing for the amount of talent he had.

Fucking no draws Bret and Angle have mania mainevents and punk is miles ahead of them both.

Also looks like that wolfcuck ran away when asked for facts. Typical

>>2812964

Bretcuck and Hbgay were smark favorites not draws. Even by that Nash marks skewed and twisted stats Punk is a bigger draw than both. They're anti draws compared to punk. They should learn to cut half as good promos as him first.

HHH couldn't draw while running shoulders with and going over almost everybody including super draws like Austin, Rock and Cena.

Also I can see that none of you couldn't even bother to come up with a defence for other losers in my list like angle, Eddie ,Miz and Benoit. Kek.

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>>2812969
Ask you might just get. BASED WOLFPACK schooling a jabrone who has no facts with facts.

>>2812993
Does something similar exist for Bret, HBK, Triple H, Angle and Eddie?

This CM Phil mark needs to be BTFO completely

>>2812462
What he neglects to mention is if Punk had actually attempted to bury him in that instance he would have gotten pissy and went and bitched to his buddy HHH and got Punk even more depushed than he was.

And that's not even getting into the idea that promos are scripted and -especially- things like beatdowns are scripted. And was Nash medically cleared at the time he was referring to?

Big Kev = Big Blowhard Bitch

>>2812993
That guy blocked me on Twitter, he's a giant pussy

whats with all the kevin nash nutriders on this board the dude is a notoriously bad worker

>Nash Thread
>Literally a thing on every wrasslin' board since 90's
>Doing the only thing it does best.
>Will the newfags ever hit the showers, get a clue?
Tune in next week to an all new episode offff:

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>>2813051
>he actually thinks /asp/ gives a fuck about if a wrestler is a good worker
Dude this board is a quarantine for shit posting. Kevin Nash was practically a shit poster in the ring, of course he is a god on this board. In contrast Scott Steiner is also big on this board but at least he used to have good matches.

>>2813023

I don't know about HBK or Angle anon but I am pretty sure Triple H and Bret hart are far bigger draws than Punk.

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>>2813037
Did you follow the Nash commandments before tweeting him?

>>2813079

Lol fucking no way was Hart a bigger draw than Punk. WWE almost died on his watch. Don't know about H , he politicked his way to the top during it's boom period but Punk may still have better numbers than him if we exclude the mega draws.

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>>2813073

Based Papa Pump is /our/ guy, holla if ya here me.

>>2812462
You know Nash was an asshole but he's real. He doesn't care what people think, he knows its just business. I bet he'd be cool to have pint with

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>>2813051
>(you)

>>2812500
This is only half true. His last WWE run was kind of lame because he wasn't able to flex his creativity on the mic, a lot of his best stuff came off the top of his head, shoot style. When the Outsiders showed up on Nitro back in the day, it was one of the coolest segments that show or any other wrestling show at the time had.

>>2813117
The Kek of Strongstyle

>>2812660
>legitimate point
>gets ignored
The state of Nash and Punk marks.
I agree with you man.

>>2812677
Prove it.

>>2812969
>Punk should've broke the streak, beat the Rock like the inferior talent he is, main evented Wrestlemania

The same Punk that got raped in two minutes by a literally who at the UFC?

Yeah, I'm glad Lesnar broke the streak, Cena beat Rock, and Roman main-evented Wrestlemania.

Keep crying.

>>2813133
I know, man. This guys, amirite?

I'm just saying Miz is an anti-draw heel for the entirety of his career, and I say this as a fan of him.

>>2812858
Bret Heat is one of the highest drawing champs WWE ever put out. Nash didn't do to bad either. Did you even think of researching that before you posted?

>>2813138
The streak match against Punk sucked absolute shit.

>>2813138

I hope you're happy with your no show part timers and the anti-draw.

Also I know this hurts your Punk didn't draw narrative ,these losers drew less than punk but got a mania main event Nash, Triple H, Bret hart, Benoit,Angle,Eddie Guerrero,miz and HBK

Punk drew more while getting a smaller push.

>>2812969
Not sure if satire or delusional Punk mark.

>>2813143

Punk outsold Cena in merch . What has the likes of Bret, HBK , Nash, angle of anyone in tge list ever done? Did cuck Nash outsell hogan, did Bret kuck or HBGay outsell Austin.

He was more over than the main guy. If Punk was in the attitude era, he would've been the guy on the top of mount everest in terms of being a draw.

>>2813151

What's so ridiculous about that? Tell me one thing Bret or Angle or HBK could do that Punk couldn't do better.

>>2813167
Main event Wrestlemania.

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>>2813051

nWoWolfpacTV tweeted this. Very fitting.

>>2813170
KEK you totally BTFO him with that one.

>>2813163
I never said he out drew anyone of those guys. I just said he was ONE of the highest drawing champs ever. I wasn't saying Punk or Nash isn't a draw, I'm just saying they aren't the only two draws to ever exist. Don't take my word for it, look up the numbers.

>>2813171
Kill yourself woflcuck.

>>2813163
>If Punk was in the attitude era, he would've been the guy on the top of mount everest in terms of being a draw.

If Punk had been in the Attitude era, he would not have stood out in the least. He stood out in his time because he was a throwback to Attitude, nothing more.

If Punk had debuted in 1998, he would have got as high as being fed to Triple H and the Rock, then put in with D Lo, Davey Boy and X Pac to contest the Euro belt, before being faded out during a rivalry with Billy Gunn.

Pretty much everyone could work the mic in the Attitude era. Punk would have had no USP.

>>2813170

Are you an illiterate retard? I said what can they do in terms of being the better performer? Better talkers? Workers? Better in ring psychology? Better athletes? None.

>>2812462
he's not wrong..

>>2813181

Yet Bret is inferior in every way to punk. Imagine what he could've accomplished with an actual push if he could be a massive merch guy without one.

>>2813187
>Better athletes
This guy thinks Punk is a better athlete than Angle, Bret, and Shawn.

>>2813191
You're not wrong but it's disingenuous to claim Bret is anti draw.

>>2813191
>Yet Bret is inferior in every way to punk.
Why are Phil marks still allowed to post here?

This isn't an attack on Punk. It's an attack on the shitty writing.

>>2813198

Punk could piss all over those guys.

2813221
That's enough of (You) for today.

>>2813221
stop falseflagging you suck at it

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>>2813241
Fine, unkill yourself cause that gif make me kek.

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>>2813187
>>2813221 >Fucking kek
>>2813191

'Hey Sid, who's this fakn jabroni? Driving us crazy with all the Punk boolshit?'

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>>2813333

>Quads

>>2813349
Lol good show.

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>>2813349
Got them repaired. Good as new. He's had sex. Why haven't you?

>>2812462
Based sexy telling it how it is

>>2813480
You can see how skinny his legs are even with his baggy pants lol.

>>2813499
Not a good enough excuse for you being a virgin.

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>>2812462
So can we finally confirm that Nashbabbys and Philbabbys are the most cancers fanboys here on /asp/ next to the Shieldbabbys.

>>2813499
DUBS
Stupid Faggot.

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>>2812969
Punk should've broken the streak.

Punk shouldn't have beaten the Rock.

Punk's Undertaker Feud had so much more heat behind it and being "The one in 20-1" is something they could have rode for years.

But thinking that he should have beat The Rock when the collision course had been set a year before is delusional. I'm a Punk fan, but even I can't argue with the company booking Cena/Rock.

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>>2812497
>I worked you by
jesus christ summer came quickly