>each own a house with a swimming pool
>learned their training off of fucking jannetty
>most successful wrestlers outside of the territory days to make millions in the indies
>work the antismarks to suicide
>will never join Vince's traveling circus
BASED
Imagine how many 14-15 yo ring rats have sucked these guys dicks
BASED
You also forgot...
> complete pricks who are disrespectful of the business and its traditions
> completely fitting of the name Generation Me
> pissed off their father when they started going the non-Christian route with their HRW fed
> Comes from one of the worst cities in the High Desert
> Complete and utter cunts
Go away, CK.
>>2805634
literally worked
I think I'm old
I know I'm haggard
I've got the looks
That make children cry
I cannot move
Because arthritis
I feel pain shoot
Up and down my spine
Based Gentleman
have any of you redditors actually met one of these really old unsuccessful indie wrestlers who don't go anywhere? it's so fucking depressing
>>2803549
I've met Jimmy Ocean a few times, he's a funny guy. Just don't let him near your kids.
G1 BLOCKS RELEASED GET FUCKING HYPE.....
>Omega/Okada III is already going to happen
>The only way Omega/Ibushi can happen is if they are the two finalists
WTF ARE YOU DOING GEDO?!
Naito is still the favorite, but now it looks like Omega has a shot at winning again. There's no way they're not pulling the trigger on Omega/Ibushi. So many potential MOTYC here. The only weak link is Makabe. I'm betting Suzuki/Omega is going to be LIT AS FUCK.
Tama tonga and toru yano, cant wait for that fucker to get a gun stun
As much as I want Omega/Ibushi or Naito/Omega final I equally and perhaps more want Elgin vs Ishii
The likely finals are: Naito/Okada, Naito/Omega, Ibushi/Omega.
Which one will it be, or do you have a dark hose finale?
I don't even like KUSHIDA, but the fact that they did this shit pisses me the fuck off.
ok
OH MAN THEY MADE HIM DO THE SEX TO TAKAHASHI IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WHAT THE FUCK
>>2803118
>THEY MADE HIM DO THE SEX TO TAKAHASHI
You mean "LET HIM".
ROMAN REIGNS STAY IN YO LANE
>>2803057
I wouldn't suck this faggot's dick for a million dollars
>>2803080
It's only 2 inches
>>2803057
Titus Brand>Blue Baller Brand
>"""wrestler""" wears dirt bike gloves in the ring
Yuk!
>wears jeans during a match
>>2802744
>frogposting
IMPACT Wrestling, a subsidiary of Anthem Sports & Entertainment Corp., announced today that it will bring two superstars from UK-based World Association of Wrestling (WAW for short) to participate in Slammiversary 15 on July 2, a live pay-per-view filmed on the backlot at Universal Studios Florida.
WAW stars Sonny Smasher and PJ Knight will team up at Slammiversary in a 4-way match for the IMPACT Wrestling Tag-Team Championship, now held by the Latin American Xchange (LAX). The match will also feature talent from two other international promotions.
http://impactwrestling.com/WAW-wrestling-stars-set-debut-slammiversary/
>>2802437
No Jimmy Ocean then i dont care.
>The Kilq's Jannetty was the best of them
It's not fair ;-;
>>2802405
Hey man, what's up?
>>2802769
this loser doesn't even count
Why is Cody Rhodes being a little asshole all of a sudden? Shouldn't he be busy ironing that stardust costume instead of fighting bowling alleys for next months rent
>all of a sudden
>image is from last year
It's not your fault that he left.
Since when did bowling alleys pay more than WWE
>>2802206
That's like the only character he did when he wasn't a comedy act as Stardust
It's also the easiest one to pretend you're charismatic in short bursts
This is Triple H. A man who saved not one, not two, but three eras of professional wrestling all by himself. Say something nice about him.
>>2801693
YA SEE HUNTER
Let's be real:
>Top 3 GOAT heel
>Greatest mind for the business
>GOAT physique
>GOAT worker
Whether the marks want to admit it or not, Paul truly is one of the 5 greatest wrestlers in history - that includes all eras and countries.
>>2801734
I don't really appreciate him until you see him working with the younger guys. You put him in any feud, and it's instantly ten times better. The way he moves, the way he carries himself, it's so much more than most people. It's like most wrestlers are playing the part, but he's actually living it. Definitely in my top 3.
How does one become a professional wrestler?
Some of the schools are expensive as fuck. $4000-$6000 with full commitment for less than a year, seems ridiculous. I just wanna try it out and see if I want to dedicate to it. I don't care about the E, I just wouldn't do CZW shit tho
>>2801617
email the owner of your local shithouse indy wrestling fed and tell them you'll help set up for free if you could get training.
>>2801617
>I just wanna try it out and see if I want to dedicate to it.
And this is why it's ~5K with full commitment
>>2801625
DON'T do this. The owner will laugh at you and show his friends and students what a fucking loser you are.
It's gonna be a repeat of Money in the Bank kind of night
>>2809571
So, it's obvious Carmella is winning again, right?
Anything good happening tonight or not worth watching? I haven't watched either show since WrestleMania.
>>2808989
That's only because HHH's pole is shriveled up from years of roid abuse.
newjack.bmp
>DDT threads
>Bellator threads
>PWG thread
what the fuck happened to this place
Seems like the users have started to grow up and move on from Vince's kiddie show
>>2808768
Pendulum is swinging to the other direction?
>>2808768
Autsitic virgins have become the norm. It was only a matter of time desu.
We found out 10 years ago today.
Where and what were you doing when you found out?
THERE'S NO HOLDING ME BACK
I was in a hostel in Japan having pot noodles for breakfast.
>>2808666
I was watching the episode of RAM where they told everyone and had his tribute.. Feelsbadman.jpg. finding out everything that happened after was even worse.