I'll start with an easy one
>>2816689
You never leave the house do you
>>2816686
You dare? YOU DARE? YOU FUCKING DARE? YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE IF YOU WANNA DIE! I'M FlNNA KILL YOU! YOU FREAK! YOU WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK? HERE IS YOUR ASS, AND HERE'S MY DICK! WHY SO SERIOUS WHILE I'M RAPING YOUR ANUS? FEEL THE FEAR IN YOUR STOMACH? WELL THAT'S JUST MY PENIS! YOU LIL SLUT, DON'T YOU EVER CALL MY DEADMAN A NO DRAW! DIE, CUR!
how can the Big Dog ever recover?
>>2816684
micro hound btfo
The next Undertaker, everybody. Smarks are insane.
>>2816684
The guy lost clean to...well...everybody since the shake-up...
>Battleground main event
>Jinder manages to counter the RKO into a RKO of his own, then hits Orton with his own finisher
>He starts to climb up from the first prison
>The Singh Brothers start to roll a red carpet from the ramp to the Punjabi Prison
>Suddenly, HEY JINDER
>Corbin cashes in and [spoiler]automatically wins since he's outside[/spoiler]
Is this too good for a WWE finish?
Orton is winning the match and then Baron will cash in for a normal match and destroy Orton. WWE likes to diminish their belts so this is the likely scenario.
HEY JEWS
GO BURN IN OVENS
>Baron
>having a successful cash-in
Pick one
Based Gentlemen Jimmy Ocean teaching a punk some manners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_806q6qYpZ4
There isn't a wrestler alive that couldn't use some advice from Jimmy Ocean.
>>2816499
There's no fucking way that's The Hammer, right? That's just some scrandy also named Greg Valentine
Why is British Wrestling so pathetically awful
if anyone else had this shirt they'd have been called a mark and laughed out of the business
This shirt is based you nerd
>>2816469
It's not though. It's not funny. It's not well designed. It's awful.
>>2816469
It exposes the business!
LE MELTZ SAYS OMEGA WILL WIN G1
>this is such a big deal [whether Omega stays or leaves NJPW in 2018] that whatever he does it's going to change pro-wrestling, for better or for worse, for the foreseeable future
>if he's staying he's winning G1
>if he's leaving, well, then he's not
I hope he does and leaves anyway.
Kenny and the Young Bucks in NXT when?
Kenny seems like he who would hate being constrained by WWE. I can't see him going there until the tail end of his career for an easy paycheck ala AJ Styles.
>bald
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS is your god?
Based Meltzeretty working his hair into a shoot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH this is more offensive than being a manlet
>>2816372
For a guy in his late 50s that's actually not that bad.
Don't turn your back on /asp/. You might wind up in a body bag.
>>2816265
Cringe and saged
>>2816265
don't turn your back on /asp/. you might wind up hangin from a tree.*
>>2816265
/asp/ is just too RETARDED
"I think the Yes Movement is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life. I think it's amazing who is passing for a WWE Superstar these days." - Batista on March 3, 2014 episode of RAW
I miss him so bad, I wish he would return and they'd return the big gold belt too.
>>2816234
Batista needs to sign with NJPW
His wrestling career will return to prominence that we never have seen before.
>>2816234
What did Samoa Joe mean by this?
He means he gas the kikes
When will she become his valet?
>>2816442
Someone needs to tweet her this pic
What is her name /asp/?
Saraya-Jade Bevis, ring name is Paige.
>>2816182
Hangman Paige
>>2816182
Blacked hotwife Norwich slag Paige
still love her
Would either of these guys make it in the indys? Post why.
P.S. Post E wrestlers that would make it in indys
>>2816143
Kofi needed a better name, a different character, and a slightly tweaked look. Without the e style I'm sure he could've pulled off some great matches. His finisher was great and you can deliver that kick to anyone.
Dolph is just bland and overrated as fuck.
Kofi would definately make it in the indies.
he has charisma, is really funny on the mic, and can do flippy shit and some powermoves.
im sure if he had a go at the indies, he could quickly expand his moveset and work some really amazing matches.
dolph, dolph could have a run, but it wouldnt be that great.
Dolph would be a less successful Cody Rhodes because he lacks the famous dad. Would probably still be a World Champion at TNA.
HAHAHAHAHAHA A LITERAL MIDGET
>TFW a midget can actually produce a 5 star match while giants can't
A yummy midget that is definitely drowning in pussy though
>AND THIS MATCH IS SET FOOORRRR ONE ! FALL !
ONE FALL
>>2816121
I like him. A lot better than the harlot who was put in there because she couldn't make it as a wrestler.
>>2816209
trip back on Yelissa/Carter
ITS NOT PARANOIA
ITS THE UUUU SSOOOS
>>2816077
>>"OOGA-BOOGA OOH OHH PARANOIA UGH USOS OOH OHH TAG TEAM CHAMPS"
Fuck those guys, Breezango should be the champions.
>>2816077
>frogposting