*works you into a frothing rage for 15 minutes straight and inspires the most foul-languaged fan chants ever chanted on a televised sporting event, without saying a single word*
*works you into changing the channel*
>>2818910
>that forced smile
you just know he hates it , poor guy.
*works the ratings into record lows*
Friendly reminder if you like this but hate roman reigns you're a faggot.
I dislike reigns but compared go asuka hes actually tolerable.
>She cant cut a promo
>He can occasionally
>She wins every match ever
>He loses some of his matches some clean some dirty doesnt matter nigga loses sometimes.
>kick moveset that every gook has
>power moveset that every big guy has
>I'll take a powerhouse doing big guy moves instead of some twatdouche who's entire arsenal consists of kicks.
>roman can at least be relatable
>i cant find one thing i like about asuka and i have an asian fetish.
I also dont like ember baboon.
Friendly reminder if you're OP you're a faggot
>>2818850
This
>>2818850
Roman is Steve Austin in comparison with Asgooka
> Dwanetty was once eclipsed by his boring, far less charismatic cousin in trends
What did they mean by this?
fat smarks cant help but bitch about things they dont like instead of ignoring them, so they inadvertently made the most popular wrestler of the current generation by being vocal about not liking him.
>>2818760
For the two days after he main evented wrestlemania and retired the undertaker? wow dwayne totally btfo.
>>2818764
>not a draw
>ratings cancer
>booed on the house shows
"popular"
>you're walking down an alley late at night
>suddenly you hear a loud heart beat followed by weird noises and some gasping
>then
https://youtu.be/6lV2HGLt2-E
>ITS THE DEMON KING
>he appears through the smoke while crawling
>a bunch of fat sweaty neckbeards suddenly appear aswell to chant a long
>you then realize why he's here
>he's read all the mean stuff you wrote about him on /asp/
>the next thing you see is DEMON KING running towards you to drop kick you
What do?
I'd pay him $5 and take a trouser belt from his head
Superman punch followed by a spear to the neckbeards
>>2818721
>The Semen King
Not impressed.
Dakota Kai
>>2818623
Is this a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
>>2818623
The one and only The Big Dog. Samoan Poopy Pooch can fuck off
>>2818623
Cobra Kai
>tfw you are slowly starting to realize that the wwe is giving up on its male friends in hopes of getting more girls to watch.
>>2818597
girls dont care about women's wrestling.
>>2818597
What's wrong with that?
Asuka vs Nikki Cross was legit the best match in WWE all this week, male or female.
*sound of dimes falling from the sky to the floor*
>>2818300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD316l1Bl_E
>>2818300
And?
Literally who
Is Brain the funniest man in wrestling history?
>>2818288
He's top 5 all-time talker, maybe the best period.
>>2818288
Essential to add to your JUST folder
Heenan, Ventura, Jericho, Regal.
Those are guys who have professional level timing and appreciation of comedy techniques.
Jim Ross revealed on the latest episode of The Ross Report that prior to him agreeing to terms to return to WWE, his team had discussions with Impact Wrestling about him providing play-by-play at this year's Slammiversary pay-per-view.
"Not that long ago before I signed to return to WWE the Friday night before WrestleMania. My team was having ongoing business discussions with Impact Wrestling regarding the iTV project, but also, which a lot of people know about, but also about me being the play-by-play voice for Slammiversary," Ross said. "And so that was in the works. We weren't close to getting a deal done but the talks were ongoing."
"Look, if we had come to terms and I didn't have any other contractual issues, I would have no problems what-so-ever being a part of an event like Slammiversary," said JR. "So I wish them good luck, have a good show and make me want to buy another one. That's your job this weekend." http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0630/627602/jim-ross-reveals-recent-talks-with-impact-wrestling/
>>2818282
Vince was right about him having his head stuck his ass
>>2818699
Hi Vince!
>>2818282
JR is dead to me.
ETERNALLY BEGUILING
I WOULD LICK THE SHIT OUT OF HER ASS
>>2818274
No you wouldn't
>>2818148
Future endeavored when?
Do you have any wrestling related tattoos?
>>2818109
>tattoos
>>2818116
Punk is covered in them.
>new day on good mythical morning
holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWa75aXi0NM
>"I'm Guy Fieri's doppelganger"
>"Bly Fieri"
>>2818107
I don't know where the fuck you came from but you need to go back and never post a New Day thread again.
>>2818841
>plebbit living in your head rent free
>Kairi Hojo on the big screen, officially announcing her signing with WWE, and her participation in the Mae Young Classic.
Nobody cares Carter
We have a year or two of enjoying her in NXT before she gets to the main roster and has to say stupid lines and be in a million meaningless meanies vs goodies tag matches.
>>2818102
Pretty much this. Still, NXT is going to get a much needed burst in it's womens division. What do we have?
Asuka
Nikki Angry
Edgy Riot
Ember Moo
Shitposting Aussies
How bad was this segment? I have not seen it
>>2817920
BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS
>>2817920
It was pure cringe. The whole thing was just free promotion for the attention whoring Ball family
>>2817920
BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS
>Jobbing to Nia in 2 minutes
>Was part of one of the worse segments
>Her biggest fan is turning on her
Bailetty is irrelevant now
That picture of Izzy is months old, just so you know.
>>2817896
Future slut jus like bailey
>>2817900
>Future