>you're walking down an alley late at night >sudd

I'd pay him $5 and take a trouser belt from his head

Superman punch followed by a spear to the neckbeards

>>2818721
>The Semen King
Not impressed.

Coax him to devour me in a nearby motel

>slingblade
>drop kick into turnbuckle
>coup de gras
Wew lad what a sequence

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>Counter
>powerbomb lungblower
>Repeating teardrops suplex trough the table
>" You might be a King, you might be a demon... but never attack a men who is enjoying the flavor of his life"
>*pick up a ketchup bottle*
>My name is ketchup man
>put the ketchup all over his face
"never forget this... Demon King"

>>2818828
Yeah but he's not chosen by Vince so it's okay and I'll keep cheering him for the 3 moves of doom

>>2818721
Hit him with my forearm.

>>2818828
I used to think this was a meme, but then I actually paid attention to one of his matches. How the fuck does he get away with using only 3 fucking moves?

Buckle bomb him onto a barrier.

>>2818721
I turn him around and right before I insert myself in his tight little boipussy I start singing big show's theme

>>2818721
I summon Yelissa to rape him so I can run away.

>>2818721
>a bunch of fat sweaty neckbeards suddenly appear aswell to chant a long
Finn's theme doesn't have any vocals and there's no chanting, what're you talking about?

>>2820363
You know when they raise their arms and chant that 'om'

>>2820379
Do they? I've honestly never heard that.

>>2819567
Spinebuster
Rockbottom
People's Elbow

No idea.

>>2820389
Float DDT
Spinning neckbreaker
Sharpshooter
Samoan drop

>>2818721
Jinder his ass
then Jinder him in the ass

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>>2818721
>the sweaty 5'2 neckbeards that say they can beat up finn balor

>>2820720
Why the people chanting his theme would want to beat him up?