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>>2848471
>video games
Yay
>bible study
Boo
>join the club
Yay
>flat earth
Boo

>>2848478
sorry, you cant join.
have to be 100% commited.
no slackers.

>>2848471
>Muslim invaders

Why is the "master race" so scared of brown people?

>>2848354
what's even the point of changing titles in a house show? they should've just waited till the PPV

>>2848354
>wins irrelevant midcard title at a house show
>B-BASED

I bet your that Goldust Mark that shows up everywhere gamethread

>>2848373
There are rumors that Owens is getting suspended and they needed to take the title away from him as soon as possible

>>2848385
Based Big Match AJ working the liberal faggots

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccog02xSIo
>i'm doin him an egg!
>you're not givin me a fair rinse!
what did he mean by this?

>>2848306
He looks fucking gross. His body's in shambles now, and if he goes on one more temper tantrum his heart's going to explode.

>>2848306

Scott wishes he looked like that now and that he didn't have a giant fucking chasm in the middle of his chest

>>2848204
you want something closer to nowadays or vintage goodstuff?

>>2848232

Anything is fine.

>>2848204
watch NJPW

It's a typo. He meant 9.

He is the "Perfect 10", meaning that were you to rate his attractiveness or wrestling ability on a scale of 1 to 10, he would be a 10. Of course, that's kayfabe. In reality he's a 5 in both.

>>2848188
How many seconds he's on smackdown each week

>>2848124
He wasn't. He was a great wrestler. Work = good at doing movez, and Ric was not known for that.

However, as a pro wrestler in the ring he was godlike at getting people invested in the match. That's where the confusion comes from.

>>2848279
He also sold like his life depended on it. He made his opponents look like great workers. That is the mark of a great professional wrestler.

>>2848124
He drew unlike that fag Kenny.

Neither
I hope they somehow both lose

>>2848105
Money team

Farm.

>>2847994
1. Be a good Christan man.
2. Remove Gays
3. Be phenomenal.
4. Have soccer mom hair.
5. Too sweet me hootski.

You must overcome MUSLIM INVADERS and THE GAY COMMUNITY in order to prove yourself worthy of the farmer strength

cringe

>>2847938
>Well, uh, my dad died. The plan was for him to see Thanksgiving, but uh, plans change all the time. Uh, the funeral was ok *coughs* I'd give it 4 stars but uh the priest's promo brought it down.

>>2847962
Kek

Can't wait to see him end Corbin's MitB run in failure.

>>2847842
HEY CARTMAN

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>tfw your bff is going to become champion and you'll ride his coattails to the main event scene

AJ won't drop it on tu-

>>2847684
I was literally just thinking yesterday why do they bother having title matches at house shows, the title isn't going to change hands so it completely spoils the ending.

Me BTFO.

>>2847684
OP isn't a fa-

>>2847561
lol you said anal lmao

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>>2847561
>Anal nathrach, do che'l de'nmha
Muh nigga

>>2847561
Based

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>>2847687
Finn B

Cringe
Have a sage on me

>>2847729
But you didn't sage properly. My thread was bumped all the same, fella.

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>>2847544
URAH URAH URAH
What did Titus mean by this?

Why is it called the kinshasa? I bet that faggot has never been to africa in his life

They're reddit tier garbage

>>2847359
cuck pls

>>2847357
>I just rediscovered them and man are they great
T.kid that wasn't alive during WM 21