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he's gonna get a heart attack before it.

He's natty

>>2615997
He has bitch tits and he has acne those are some serious red flags

>>2615921
>Fantastic worker in the ring

>>2615921
Pat will definitely agree that Shawn's a fantastic worker in the rim

He was gay and short

>>2615351
WCW woulda won the Monday Night Wars, and Vinnie woulda been buried deep down the ground with his company

Based vince would have buried another smark favourite and someone like sid or rocky maivia would be face of the company. Based WWF would still have won the war due to more emphasis on mastodons.

Smarks btfo also stevetty the smark panderer wouldn't have killed wrestling at wm17. Wrestling would still be mainstream today.

>>2615372
>underage smark thinks smarks back then liked based steve
Faggot smarks hated austin and the rock. If they had had their way, the champion would have been malenko or benoit

Abyss was legit like my 2nd or 3rd favorite wrestler back in 2003/2004 back when I was 8. Fuck, what a waste of a potentially great career.

>>2615121
>second hand mankind

I want him to fug me

He appeals to kiddies, casuals, fat emo girls, white trash and spot monkey fans. He hits all the bases in the wwe fandom truly the GOAT appeal.

Because this Wrestlemania was his first win?

Because all he draws is dollars

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>>2614655
GOAT

>>2614655
#rekt

>>2614495
>small flat tits
>still sagging to her belly button
JUST

>>2613569
literally every day there's a post calling Miz underrated

>>2613569
He's not really underrated tho, almost everyone agrees that he's been one of the few reasons to watch whatever show hes on for the last year and he's been near constantly pushed. He was literally the most over full timer at mania.

>>2613432
Fuck Braun looks handsome there.

>>2613439
fag

>>2613439
This

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He was a woman beating piece of shit like you, but you at least drew dimes.

I didn't have a dad. What are you reading? The internet?

>>2612662
YOU JUST said...

Drugs 10/10
Booze 10/10
Liver 1/10
Father 0/10
Husband 0/10

>>2612192
crackhead

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>>2612192
>Look/Character 8/10
>Promo 10/10
>In-Ring 7/10

I agree with the promos though. Especially when he was heel.

All hail Jake the Snek

he's very good at his job and seems to be improving year after year. I'm glad he's around to have good matches

>>2611988
fuck, I just realized I should have memed more in my response. My bad

I wanna get fugged by Maryse

My dick and balls

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>>2611123
THIS GOATOAT

Kane vs Lesnar in 02-03 would've been great, don't get why it didn't happen. Any way, still shocked we never got Michaels vs Rock.

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It should have been Lashley instead of Goldberg that wrecked Brock.

>>2617677
Are you stupid? They literally had that match when Kane was an Authority shill

>inb4 baiting for K2 nudes

she is pure.

Need sex tape now.

>>2617493
if the hacker broke into her phone, he would only find hello kitty wallpapers or some shit.

shes so pure