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Carpathia
left hand pagan general
black magic
inaccessibility ideologically
i would just brush it off as it's supposed to be secretive and maybe hint that it's just VERY dark. they'll usually get it.

>>17243347
Do you have a blog on Tumblr?

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>>17243331

>>17242567
We need a VERY powerful computer to hack the Universe.

Any /x/er will tell you Super Mario 64 needed more Scuttle Beetle.

Are there ways to infinitely increase your speed? I want to break into a parallel universe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrTUGI8V9Y

Ayyy

They're clearly building the dyson sphere and OP's webm sort of shows it as under construction

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KIC_8462852
Source is 1500 light years away. If its an alien tech under development it was finished 1000 years ago.

1: don't bathe for 12 days
2: humiliate holy text, whatever you want
3:make a sacrifice, i.e. a rabbit or a chicken in the name of whoever you wish to summon.
4: make sure you do all that in an isolated place.

Trade your mother's heirloom jewlery for overpriced skank weed

k bye

do u think it's that easy to summon moloch of all entities? That someone on this board will just give u the magic recipe?

>>17266842
you should be thrilled, that's the closest anyone will ever come to giving a shit about your existence.

It's that old "register on our store for exclusive offers" bullshit that is just to get your personal data to sell to third parties but on a much bigger scale

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>>17266842
The government cant access your info without due process (on the record), however any information in plain view through agreements with corporations and law enforcement is constitutional since the information is in the public view.

Fact is a criminal with a sealed arrest record has more privacy than a law abiding selfie taking citizen.

>>17266780
They're just going to say it was Sleep Paralysis.

>>17266835
I was never asleep when this happend

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>>17266780
it's quite simple really

>>17266123
Have you watched Man Seeking Woman?

It's about a man with schizophenia whose best friend is a popular talk show host trying to find "the one" while coping with his illness, which he does by becoming cognizant only of his dreams, and not his waking life, which only serves to supplement the true spiritual reality expressed within his imagination, quite the oppositte of what was ingrained in us by our so-called society

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https://youtu.be/QM0oVKi3Uug

>>17265953
Grow up

I christen thee PLUTE

>>17265960
You're the one who needs to grow up if you can't see the writing on the wall...

>>17265936
Natives enslaved them and killed and tortured the men in front of the non-combatants.

>>17265950
Documented?

>>17265936
Which roanoke we talking about here? Cause I know one or two different ones

Bump for hilarity and OC.

>>17265438
CIA plz stop forcing shitty meme.

>>17265438
Always been nibiru. Sorry bro

Also sage

>>17265470
i honestly remember it as niburu.

>>17265393
I have two theories.
1) There never were any aliens. All of it was misconceptions, lies, and some misrepresentations. Whatever was thought to be them wasn't, and instead everyone was just deceived and took the easy answer instead of searching. As a result, a culture was built around aliens, and as it got easier and easier to 'find' them and record them, hysterics died down as less people were able to do it. Recording revealed it wasn't aliens, and people could check and realize it was nothing but x.

2) Aliens were so advanced they used humanity as a playing race. They modeled us a certain way, helped build our best monuments (Pyramids, specifically Giza) and otherwise interacted with humanity. The more intelligent we grew, the more careful they got. Their influenced lessened, after all they had uplifted us and it was time to watch the result. Now, that we have reached a capable recording and digital era, they will only watch from afar, treating us like any other space fairing nation now.

>>17265393
Most people only ever have their phones with them. Phone cameras are still literal shit tier, especially when it's at night. They're made for daylight portraits that people can post on facebook, on on far away lights in the night-sky.

Go outside right now with your cellphone, use the camera to take a picture of a plane flying by. Come back here and post it, it'll look like shit -- not some perfectly clear picture of a plane.

I'm sure Hulu will have the episode up by tomorrow.

Bumping for link.

Almost all the sites I find are kinda sketchy, so take your chances.

stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-live-stream

Only Stream 4 worked for me

I'd start by removing all of those, first.

>>17265221
Behold A Pale Horse, needs to be on here. I would take a couple off and add a few on but really, so long as a good is read with the correct context even bad propaganda is insightful, if only to understand the folks who believe it.

Also, None Dare Call It Conspiracy and New World Order by Bill Still I believe. Also essential is 1984, Brave New World and Atlas Shrugged.

>>17264675

this image is incredible, any background info on it/more like it?

>>17265651
Sure.
>flip camera 90° to the right
>put door on floor
>dress chicks in black and gray dresses
>give them long black hair
>have them lie on floor
>tape some shit to the wall
>enable black and white filter
>take photo
>post on /x/
>impress shitheads.
Hope I cleared that up for ya!

>>17265687
idiot. look at feet.