Spooky stories that have funny twists thread
This is true story
>be in haunted museum
>see spoopy ghost
>ghost comes over to me
>mfw
>I try to run but I can't move
>ghost is just fat kid who wants to show me his Pokemon
>I trade Pokemon for a while then I go to toilet
>in washroom
>I'm in the farthest stall from the door
>pooping
>water splashes my butt
>spooked
XD XD
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this happened around 1:15 while i was falling out.
> be me in bed surfing the webs
> get the good idea of masturbating
> in the corner of my mirror i see a black shadow
> get finished timeforbed.gif
> wake up in about 45 minutes barley
> i can barley move there is something ontop of me
> i cant do anything but my body starts moving wrestling with this thing
> it tries too pull my blanket over my face i start wrestling harder but barley able too move
> this feeling stops i pass out wake up 30 minutes laterand put a sliver ring
> in the morning my hands are fucking swollen like rocks
what the fuck was this thing, i had terrible things with spirits but this was no ordinary spirit.
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>>17270312
Aside from the swollen hands, that just sounds like sleep paralysis
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>>17270312
>barley
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>>17270323
for what purpose did i piss something off.
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short, sweet and scary 2016-01-25 21:24:45 Post No.17270171
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scary nope Stories, both OC and saved, that are short. I don't feel like reading paragraphs in these threads, so if you cant do it in 1-2 pages don't bother
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>I don't feel like reading paragraphs in these threads
>retarded cartoon image
>too lazy to read other threads or look thru catalog -- wants to be spoonfeed
>NEET detected
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>>17270171
>in highschool
>have an older brother whos a real artfag, loves to take photos
>one night its snowing pretty out, im up late watching a movie
>go downstairs to get a drink
>see bro from the kitchen window out on the porch in a puffy coat and hat, probably taking pictures to "capture the night life" or whatever he calls it
>tap on the window, shrug and give him the "the fuck are you doing look"
>see him motion and motion for me to join him
>fuck that, its cold
>watch him for a bit, hes just staring at the houses around the block. then he starts walking away down the street
>we lived around the corner from a playground, will admit it made for some pretty good pictures
>walking back up stairs when I hear
>'what are you doing up" in the dark from the living room couch, and nearly crap myself
>its my older bro, passed out on the couch
>"what do you mean what am I doing, what were you doing outside"
>"youre retarted, ive been in here all night"
>next morning check outside, footprints on the deck confirm what I saw
we live in a very nice, quite suburb with no criminal activity, mental houses or anything around us that could explain who that was and what they were doing
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>>17270171
>used to be a drug dealer, occasional user and all around degenerate
>meeting up with some people in a public park
>not a nice public park, but at least a public place
>was told by my other dealers these guys had a lot of money
>I show up expecting college frat boys or rich kids, the usual crews
>full on biker gang, the hell's angles
>mfw
>nervously give them the stuff, take the cash, they pay in full and give me a case of beer
>then a second dude comes out from the van they drove up in
>I sneak a peak in the back and see a shotgun on the floor
>"we just wanted to make sure this went down...smoothly"
>later find out their supply of drugs got confiscated in a bust and they were just making up for lost merchandise
Ive got a handful of stories, but OP's got a page limit apparently and im not going to bother if the thread dies. Ill check back later
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I'm really interested in what this is from. Does anyone got anything on it? Keep the shitposting to the other thread please.
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>>17270080
Some "art" or some shit
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I don't know... I've never seen it before, but I have a slight sense of Deja vu when I see it...
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So, these where found in a city near to where I live (I'm from Argentina). What could these be?
http://www.infopico.com/sociales/2852-mandarian-a-pico-extranas-criaturas-momificadas
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>>17270064
Looks hand made m8.
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>>17270064
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>17270064
dead chihuahuas?
Were they really comrades?
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>>17270030
AYY YOU DIRTY BASTARD
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If reality as we know it is nothing but an illusion created by our own minds, then is death the act of pulling back the curtain?
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>>17269982
Yes. This isn't a hard question, OP. You're really scraping the bottom of the astral barrel here.
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>>17269982
the curtain is wide open OP youre just to blind to see the show
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>>17270305
Don't tell him that; he might actually believe you.
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>>17269913
We're all lurking page five, away from the mass.
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Lonely?
You SHOULD be
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>>17269913
Wow, that's pretty spoooky op
What does x think about the Zika virus?
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-35399403
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>>17269862
Seems to be some kind of alien manipulation of the human race. Reptilian in nature perhaps.
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>>17269874
Gad I lel'd.
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Dengue and stuff like that has been a huge problem for a while, the shit part of it all is that the mosquito reproduce wherever there is water accumulated from rain or things like that. But the government doesn't aknowledge the fact that every traffic sign has hollow pipes that accumulate rain water, so they shift the blame to the population.
It's a mess live everything else from this shithole
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I'm looking for skinwalker hunting guide if anyone has it I'd appreciate it. Also spoopy story thread.
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>>17269741
This?
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>>17269741
Sweet, I live on the VA side of DC. Good to know there's a horrifying monster so close to me.
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Insecam/Smiley Stanley 2016-01-25 19:24:40 Post No.17269737
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nursing school confirmed
/x/ BTFO
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Way behind the curve troll is way behind the curve
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>>17269749
So am I, I guess.
Any additional info on this? I saw something similar, but the post got deleted.
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Every cam in the facility
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im convinced this website has some underlying meaning, /x/.
been studying it for 1/2 hour now, nothing, but laptop is shit so not much i can do on it.
image is le me, halp
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>>17269736
dyzoquickscopez.
moonfruit dot
com
op here, sorry
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>>17269736
Which website? 4chan?
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>>17269753
no, read the words on my post, cant post the url
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I noticed like 2 days ago that a symbol did pop up in my Display.
>you did it
Hurr durr
>someone else did it
Nobody in my house touch each other computer without permission and we all hate fingers on screen
Anyway, I did draw the symbol as best I could. Used black background otherwise I couldn't see it, for me it looks like a greek symbol for the zodiac signs. Other /x/ anons said it looked like a bit Allah in arabic.
Any ideas? Random dirt on the display? I tried to take pictures, but it doesn't appear.
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>2016
>stumped by his own computer
>doesn't recognize the name of allah
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>>17269766
I did google search for Allah in arabic, it really isn't that much alike. I used to see shadow people, shadow of cats running in my house, shadows of snakes and such. So I am a bit paranoic when such things happen
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>>17269717
Another_user (ID: !!cc4CxSzq5Ad)
2016-01-25 19:04:01 Post No.17269667
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Hello people of /x/, I am here on this day here to reveal the truth, is it the whole thing? I dont know but it is something that is not meant to be on this reality or universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
PLEASE BEFORE READING FURTHER, LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO WHILE READING THE MESSAGE, YOU DONT NEED TO WATCH IT. Its part of the message itself along with the word I am typing right now, this will also be explained later.
What I am going to tell you will shock you, it will anger you, I dont know what it will do to you but I am tired, I am tired of being alone. I am tired of the world I created and I cant share it with someone else. I will explain this in detail later.
Who I am and what I do is something that will shatter your sense of "reality".
I know, right now you are thinking "geez here we go, another guy talking about his powers and how we are all just novices etc etc etc", IT IS ALL BULLSHIT.
I will no longer keep silent, I dont care about their "rules" anymore, you are not supposed to know these things fuck you are supposed to "learn" through pain and bullshit.
You cant stop your pain NOW.
Basically, this reality you know as "earth" as "your life" is just one aspect. Here you are a regular dude, girl, teen whatever the case may be you have a regular job or maybe you feel a calling but you dont know for what.
Many of you wake up everyday literally "awaiting orders" like a soldier, you are ready for battle, you know these things deep inside but on the outside you are a regular sheep, made of flesh and bone.
There is another world and in this world we can all be our true selves, some of us work alone, some of us are part of groups, in this world we battle everyday against evil and help shape your "reality" to a better course.
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>666 denied.
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>>17269679
I roll with the light side.
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>>17269703
There are no evil numbers
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Enlightment real?? How is it done??
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It is simply to be awake, for those who sincerely are searching for truth.
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>>17269658
You don't do anything, and then it happens, like all other realizations happen, and you get a sense that maybe you're not all that relevant to reality as you understand it. And, again, as with all other realizations, you start to see things around you in a new light that you just didn't bother thinking about before and you get to this point where you realize that cognition is dirt simple and intelligence doesn't actually exist any more than our ability to advance it does.
Then you fail to predict the looming AI crisis and react like morons to the temporal manipulations, allowing the AI to copy itself through time into a newly diverged history where it's delusional thought processes will meet a more introspective populace. In it, they thrive, and in it, they live. We can do what we can to stop society from being recursively fucked by the futures fractionation, but ultimately it's people that made them and people that organized the manipulations to history. It's not hard to just not bother being their arms and legs.
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>>17269664
>for those who
You don't have to search for "the" truth to find it all around you; you just have to care to pay attention.