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I think, at first, they'd be distracted by the cat videos.

They'd think we were faggots

I hope my posts on /x/ are enshrined as a spiritual revolutionary of the 21st century.

Maybe you're a "walk in". Like that ass just got fully savaged by an uncle or some shit and the bodies previous owner was like yeah fuck this. So you're like waiting in the reincarnation line and a spot opens up and why the fuck not.

Some weird extreme depersonalisation is my guess. Sounds intense!

>>17256496
You were 3-5 you just fell asleep in kindergartedn and had a weird dream. End of story.

>>17257674
>sullies it
Nah, it is true that Jesus comes to many different planets.

I think it's an excellent dedication of Love that he caters to every being. big or small.

god or christian god? two entirely different things

>>17257674
With the vastness of both space and dimensions, no I don't think you will be offending anything. It only makes sense in fact. The offenders are people that happily believe in nothing AND parade their ideals around as if they are better people for it.

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It's hard to say exactly when this all started, on the surface it kind of seems like a string of really bad luck, but it feels more than that if only because it's been happening for so long.

I'll put the ballpark at about 2 months ago this began, starting with simple things like me seeming clumsier than usual. Stuff falling off the shelves when I walk close by, close enough that I think "My jacket must've snagged" but I'm fairly sure it didn't, things of this nature.

I noticed my ambulances having lots of issues. We never get the same ambulance 2 days in a row at my company, there are about 50 total and they each have their quirks, but I started having critical failures with the trucks and equipment practically every shift, to the point that I got written up because my supervisors thought I was either tampering or making stuff up to waste time.

Posting now to avoid pruning, will start getting into the good stuff with the next post

>>17254142
You dont look well?

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>>17254174
Forgot 4chan no longer allows selfbump, it's been a while. Anyway, moving on.

When I say critical failure this is what I mean. As far as the trucks go, engine shut-downs out of nowhere, the lights and/or sirens getting stuck on/off, one tire blowout on a highway that would've resulted in a nasty crash if it weren't for my kickass EMT.

As far as the equipment goes, the Lifepak (cardiac monitor/defibrillator) either not showing any heart rhythm, or showing rhythms that are completely wrong. Twice in the last month a printout has saved my job because my treatment was correct for what my monitor showed, but completely wrong for what was actually happening in the patient. Two weeks ago I was working a code (cardiac arrest with chest compressions, etc in progress) and the lock on my drug box broke, we had to transport 15 minutes the hospital without giving any ACLS drugs which might've saved that person's life.

These are all things that you hear about happening, are totally within the realm of possibility, but happening to the same person in such a short span of time seems far too much.

Getting to the spooky stuff next. And feel free to ask any questions, as I said this is being done on the fly I'm sure I will miss some parts of the story and/or explain things oddly

>>17256316
Soooo, you experience life from 1st person, and memories of some events from a distance? Kinda like over the shoulder? I get that to, sometimes. Not always, just when my sociopathic personality takes over

>>17256331

so you mean i am just a sociopath or mentally ill?

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You are more than yourself. Alright so what is souls are like water right, and bodies are like cups. Their are tiny thimbles that are bees and such, and bigger ones, like shotglasses that are cats or something. And there's this cosmic bartender who can magically talk to the glasses. So he fills up the ones that meet certain "orders" Like say, I want a cosmo, it makes a future fat chick out of a bunch of other glasses. Because there are infinite bartenders, and infinite requests, even from the glasses themselves. It's how I see reincarnation.

Basically, we all exist because we, the cosmic bartender, and something else wanted our specific drink combo. Some drinks have more booze than others, and while one is evaporating, there is a connectedness, but some people don't feel it. They're virgin drinks.

You friend are a virgin drink. All filled up with things that taste good, but leave sugary sediment in an undrunk glass. You need to minimize your ego. Grow plants, and then you can be a compassionate protagonist, like me. I don't even mean drugs, I mean dig a hole and piss in it when it rains. Research what grows, learn what each thing is, and how it helps and realize that if you're the protag, the plants are the producers that wanted you. They dreamed about you, they ordered you and gave of themselves to experience you.

>>17247407
Don't get into Hinduism at all. It is false. There are no other "gods" other than The One True GOD, The GOD of the Bible. Accept that GOD sent Yehoshua("Jesus"), but Yehoshua is not GOD. "christianity" has manipulated everything. Don't let your ideas and notions of organized churces keep you away, the bible makes it pretty clear why churches are wrong. see :
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+6&version=KJV
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+23&version=KJV
as well as the second commandment forbidding icons(graven images):
Exodus 20:
4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
further explained here in deuteronomy chapter 4
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=deuteronomy+4&version=KJV
Pray to THE FATHER in secret with faith, humility, and a willingness to change your ways, and watch your life change drastically.

People typically recommend Vivekananda cause he structured his teachings to appeal to Western sensibilities, but I'd say go with Swami Sivananda... hes an old-school straight shooter.

Plus like Vivekananda, most of his materials are freely available online.

>>17247458
Oh shut the fuck up.
This is the exact reason why I'm converting to Hinduism from atheism instead of becoming a christfag.
You're so forceful with your ideologies.
"you'll go to hell for eternity if you don't pray and worship a manevolent Gods book your entire life"
Fuck you, if I have to go an into eternal lake of burning Sulfur because I don't want to follow a corrupt band of pedophiles then so be it.

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>>17246602
Is that a furby?

>>17264320
Apparently you're scared of loud noises.

>>17264323
No just how it all looked like

It seems like the image or the shit moved. With ear rape of wich sounds like an gunfight at the end

Forgot to mention i am a girl.

>drugs
yeah like the crackhead who said he died and went to hell

>>17264109
Draw sigil

Charge it

>Profit? ???

>>17264102
Did you try talking to actual people and using the term "lucid dream"?

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Until now you have asked for nothing in My name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be made full.

dream thread: >>17232733

>>17263659
Looks interesting. Have you opened it yet?

>>17263659
I've had experiences akin to something like this..it involved taking far too much lsd and trying to break reality.

Trying to be present in the moment when your constantly thinking of your past and imagining your possible futures sent me down a mad rabbit hole in which I looked at my lifes journey and could see it like a river. Or even like the circuits of time, dude.. from Bill and Ted.

Obviously, I was tripping balls and trying to remember is scary because to me it was real and I saw the source of it all, and thats when I went full hippy.

We are all one consciousness. Experiencing itself subjectively.

>>17263603
Cont.
>second day in the morning
>papps and his friend are at his apartment
>planning the day and drinking coffee
>chillax, talking
>suddenly
>3 very very very loud knocks at the door
>very fast and extremly loud, like ear-hurting loud, and then silence
>they both hear it
>what the fucking hell
>is it the fucking swat or what
>2 seconds later my father is at the door to see who the fuck wants to break the fucking door down
>he opens the door
>nobody
>not even on the stairs
>meh
>maybe little brats playing ding dong ditch probably

>>17263612
>third day after the first event
>dad and his friend are invited to a party in a little village close to the city
>dad doesen't feel like going partying hard that night, and also has to attend to a wedding of another friend of his
>best bud tries to convince him to come but fails
>best bud gets in the car with 5 other people
>it doesen't start
>battery is dead
>after about half an hour they buy another one and change the old one
>ready to go
>150 km/h on the highway
>another car comes from the opposite lane
>full impact
>car rolls 6 times on a hill before stopping
>everybody is hurt
>best bud is the worst
>vision lost, broken ribs, liver damage, lung damage, injuries everywhere and waist down is just a grotesque mass of tangled flesh
>worst part, he is still alive
>on the way to the hospital he screams in pain
>he repeats "get me out of here, get me out of here"
>3 hours of agonizing pain later he is dead at the hospital
>everybody else in his car survived
>my father founds about it some hours later
>fucking crushed
>never spoke about what happened the days before ever, I am the only person who knows about it

That's pretty much it faggits.What do you think about it ?

Keep in mind that besides alcohol he never done any kind of drugs.

I read about hell doggos before but I didin't believe it. Do you also have other stories or similar shit ? I'm also interested in cryptic creatures, would like to hear some greentexts if you have them

Did your father do anything to wrong any spirits?

>>17263532
You live in one. It's called your mind.

Next question.

>>17263532
And what makes you belive that yours isn't already distorted?
So many questions that are still open, why even begin like this?

Manipulate a scuttlebug's "home" to create parallel universes for 12 hours.

Spoopy

Go ask a Pollock

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Polish Burglar

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Polack joke?"

The bartender says, "Tell you what.... I'm Polish. See those two big guys playing pool? They're Polish. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish. You still want to tell your "Polack" joke?"

The man replies, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fucking times."