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Monkey suit

>>17261160
A really shitty gif

Yup, just a bad college art film project.

So what's the meaning anons?

You've been searching for the Truth and you are almost there. Almost awake.

Do you ever feel like you are in a dream while awake? I bet you realize something is off here don't you? You hear ringing in your ears but it seems like more than just physiological, you hear strange sounds from an undeterminable point of origin. You can sense there isn't much time left for our world, can't you? Wondering what your purpose is?

never seen it

not interested

is this an advertisement?

>>17260753
no I'm just shitposting

Best show is Eerie Indiana

Subject has been losing all color in skin. Subject has lost most of it's weight, and does not eat much. Diet is roughly 1000 calories a day.

cool

>>17260177
its weight, doctor, its weight.

>>17259943
A story is a compilation of words or letters. Anarrative,eithertrueorfictitious,inproseor
verse,designedtointerest,amuse,orinstruct
thehearerorreader;tale.

A story cannot share.

>be me
>Select all images with a construction vehicle

the end

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>grandmother is dying in the hospital
>weeks prior to hospitalization, she started seeing spirits in her house
>sees a black shadow with a hat standing in the doorway of her room in the ICU
>claims it was one of her high school sweethearts who died in a car wreck

>we're sent to retrieve my retarded grandfather, because she doesn't have long
>took an act of congress to convince him to agree to come with us over the phone
>he was too busy eating Honey Buns and watching fucking Pawn Stars

>we pull up to the house
>to make matters worse, it has a bad reputation for demonic activity
>we walk in and hear this music blasting throughout the house
>it sounded like old funeral music played with a pipe organ
>if you've ever played that PS2 Punisher game, it sounds just like the music played right before you jump out of the coffin and mow those mafia fucks down with an M-60
>I don't make the morbid connection at the time and crack up
>he's jamming out in here, lol wtf
>we begin to walk up the stairs and it stops
>mfw he was asleep and all the TV's were off
>we all look at each other horrified

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>17253308
I lold.

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OP leaves basement, makes it to the beach, is deeply moved by the whole experience - MUST BE PARANORMAL

>>17260989
No you didn't

Rainbows only exist relative to the angle of the viewer

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why not

This board is slow as shit anyway so just post for fucks sake

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The third movie were about 3 minutes long and named "do it". Expecting Shia Labeouf to welcome me with a "DO IT!!!" I clicked on. This was just disturbing. A woman in only panties were crouched down to the level of a kid that was about 7 years old, telling him about how she loves to fuck her dad and that she has been doing it since she was his age. The kid starts sucking on the womans tits and then it ends. What the fuck! My morbid curiosity had grown meanwhile my dick had gone soft. The fourth video had only the name "movie" and were about 2 and a half minutes long.

....

>>17260475
holy cow, no this is it, the real thing
this is satan

>>17260475
MJK is definitely Satan

maybe idk, satan is satan? wow, mind blown.

I prayed to your mom and she said aliens was true

>>17258869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2lGPT2J1cc

So basically to prove this to yourself you need to define a character and all aspects of his life. Then share that information with every guest at the table. Then hold a seance like shown in the video with the lights dimmed.

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>>17258869
I am a practicing magician who has had many results.

>>17260980
No need to bump your thread 2 minutes after posting, this board is quite slow.

>>17260968
Gonna need to expand on that anon.

>thread one million and one detected

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>>17260860
Shills shilling after just 35 seconds after thread was started.

How much do they pay you?

>>17260859
I remember John Keel talking about it once saying it shadowed Sputnik satellite. Now there's a ton of mythos about. Shits confusing.

>who here doesn't actually think

Sadly, /x/ in a nutshell :(

Consciousness is an illusion you dumb motherfucker, nobody exists.

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>>17260837
It was more of a giving in, I was exhausted trying to create a suitable persona for myself that suited society, I attached to the more primitive metaphysical collective conscious where I disregarded a lot of modernist views and to be fair I've never felt more real or alive or aware of what I am.

quick question, why the fuck are you on /x/?

>>17260650
She can sure babble on.
But it sounds like she's almost saying that "magic" in it's traditional mythical sense isnt real.
She goes on to describe actual "spellwork" as pretty much the same as the principles and practice of things like the "law of attraction" or "law of intention" as has been taught by eastern mystics for ages.

>>17260681

Yeah this isn't even crazy wiccan talk like what you get on tumblr.

>>17260650

Pretty weak OP