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Because I'm an emotional cripple who doesn't wanna deal with that bullshit, plus I'd have to deal with shooting them for being in my house and that's a pain.

because the next wandering creepy crying ghost could be you if you dont get the fuck outta there, my dude

Crying is designed to induce feelings of anxiety, not empathy.

Think about it from an evolutionary perspective.

>Wander the dark jungle
>Hear crying
>Crying can only mean trouble
>Fuck that
>Survive

>>17662609
Yeah, nobody ages well. It's simply not possible to be a Willem Dafoe or Tom Cruise.

>>17662616
In this neighborhood you age hard. This guy had very soft very young like features. My parents have been in this house since before my oldest brother (36) was a baby. My father didn't build the house, but he built all of the additions to it. So it's very unlikely someone looking younger than my parents used to live here. If it's not a creepystory then I guess it's just not a creepy story.

That was your long lost brother. Your parents put him up for adoption.

ghostbusters song

>>17662569
Pretty much everything by Blue Oyster Cult

>>17662569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw

Ayy lmao

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>>17662219
Its when I fuck your mom and make her squeal

>>17662219
There's no such thing. It's all bullshit.

Well, not really bullshit, mental disorders are a real thing, but back in the day people didn't know what the fuck they were. So, people who can't explain something, their go-to reasoning is "supernatural", These days, they pretty much wish shit like this was some paranormal thing to break up the monotony of their boring lives. It's just like seeing a light in the night sky. We can't see that good from the ground, it's not directly in front of us, so.... MUST BE ALIENS, NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR A LIGHT TO BE IN THE SKY!!!!!

Yes it is real, people speaking in multiple languages and even dead language dating back to 1000 years is not mental illness, the demons are real and they are super intelligent entities.

Well let's start with the obvious, when's the last time you had an oil change?

For real though, what have you been trying in order to contact them? Any specific god/s?

>>17661917
The only thing I've tried is Christian-style prayer because that's the only kind I know how to do. I've specifically called gods by their Æsir-Vanir names (Odin, Freya, Thor, Frigg) but I believe the gods of different pantheons are just different names given to the same cosmological truths interpreted differently depending on the culture.

>>17661910
/his/ didn't want you.

>Dontwatchwhisvideo

OK

>>17661766
what are you like 10 or someshit?

>>17661766
Alright I won't. Looks fucking retarded anyway.

>>17661634
srsly no one?

>>17661802
>srsly no one?

Think about it doofus, people that want to talk about faggoty TV shows go to /tv/.

Go start a ghost thread on /tv/ and see how well it does.

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>>17661634
the only thing eerie about Lake Eerie is the general pollution levels.

that being said Cedar Point is pretty cool!

I've thought about this a lot. Decided finally that it wouldn't be worth it. Amor fati!

Oh, and it's impossible, OP, keep dreaming.

>>17661556
Hold your breath while flicking a light switch on and off quickly. If it doesn't work at first, try humming loudly while you do it.

Wait is this really real, this seems like something from a snuff film.

yeah its really real, hands up no lying

woah is this true

But I also know of this one that had a blonde British women in it that filmed herself being stalked, and I think its from 2007. I think it later turned out be actually made by professional actors and directors.

Forget the name of it, I think it was "(Woman's Name) Is Missing" (but all I think is that crappy movie Megan is Missing).

>>17661269
That's Louise Paxton Is Missing.
Horror video on the internet goes back a long way. There were shorts posted in RealMedia on various sites in the mid-90s. Who knows what the first one was.

theLittleFears is also something, but I guess she would be considered a narrator (Pretty sure she was the first).

Also the No Through Road guys, but that was a short that got some (bad) sequels.

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Once again this is a rehashing of the NIN ARG 'Year Zero'

see: http://yearzero.nin.com/

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I live near the coast of NC and as a contingency plan in case of massive flooding/rising sea levels, I'd book it towards Appalachians. I'd only try to camp out for up to a week or so before getting the fuck out though and head North. It will attract a LARGE amount of people regardless.

I'd be paranoid as fuck about hunters/bandits hiding out in the mountains, picking people off from a long distance without even attempting to reach out (shoot first, ask questions later). I have contacts around Boone, NC so I go out to the mountains every now and then and go hiking around the usual sites.

Of course, the populous around there seems to be generally kind; however, in the event of a world-wide crisis, you can't expect everyone to be rational and civilized, especially if they lived in the boonies.

So yeah, in summary:
If you wish to head to the Appalachian mountains when shit hits the fan and stay there, I'd recommend you try to stay hidden. There's a vast amount of land to keep you secluded and safe.

There are rumors of a secret underground facility run by the government somewhere there and they have experimental aircraft and supposedly a controlled environment they birth children in and try to guide behavior/evolution (24/7 darkness, raise them in water, etc)

>>17661331
>I'd be paranoid as fuck about hunters/bandits hiding out in the mountains, picking people off from a long distance without even attempting to reach out
Shit, that's a good point, are those kinds of things really commonplace enough to be something to look out for? I've heard at least one story secondhand about a guy I know stumbling across a pot field while hiking in the mountains on accident. He got the fuck out after he spotted a deer tower in the distance

I guess it'd be good to learn how to live in the forests too. Only thing that scares me are the fucking monsters though. Every county here is ripe with stories
>>17661399
Holy fuck, what, really? Sources?
>raise them in water
What? What's that do?

some shit is going down tonight in people's dreams idk

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>>17661200
I dreamed that I was recruited into a MIB type organization that dealt with ghosts and aliens, then had sex with pic related.

I just woke up and I had a dream about a duckling. It was a cute duckling.

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fix'd

>>17661121

OHAYOU

>>17661121
You search for the " Invocationes Tenebrosorum "

I can't say much more