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End goal: Keep us alive and stupid so they can steal our psychic energies

>>17663669
Yeah they want back to that Egyptian godking rulership, and the rest of the flock being indentured servants.

There's one thing I don't get though, why poison the planet?

>>17663664

>implying they are in control

the most scary ting is there is no one in control.

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>1. Post Sun, Ascendent, Moon and birth chart if interested.

Sun and ascendent in Aquarius, Moon in Scorpio.
Birth chart is pic related.

>2. Post signs you're interested in
Scorpio, Aries, Gemini, Libra.

>3. Have you ever met an astrologist to analyze your birth chart?
Yes, she told me I would be depressed a lot and that I had a beautiful theme.

>4.Do you believe in astrological eras?
I do, and I believe the ASI will bring the next one.

whats the most accurate horoscope website?

>>17663524
I use a very nice french one but I have no idea about english ones.

>>17663166
A minor detail, he has seen all that has come and all that will come to pass and I suggest you avoid asking about any of it, it's led to a fucked up half decade of my life. FYI anon.

Not even close to legit.
80% of demons are quiet and have blonde hair? Behemoth is in charge of parties?

>>17663166
Made up.

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>>17663117
Got any reccommendations for clearing your head? Been having some trouble lately, my thoughts tend to be too loud which keeps me from focusing and my pupils from dilating

>>17663121
Remember that no thoughts are bad thoughts.
A good way to clear your mind is going back to baseline. You can go out for a walk in nature if there's a nice sun out, submerge yourself in water to only have your mouth and nose above the water so you can observe and breathe to clear your head.
There's lots of things one can do to gain that 'empty' and peaceful state.
Simply drinking a glass of water and getting your breathing rhythm in check can solve the problem. So can writing down your thoughts and observing them while once again keeping mind's eye on your breathing to really gather the context of these thoughts, and then ultimately clearing them from your head.

You can also talk about them with someone you trust, have a conversation about the topics that surface in order to dismantle them and ultimately clear the thoughts completely.

A good thing to keep in mind is reducing ambient noise, a dim light, relaxing music (or none), breathing in through your nose and out your mouth in a calm, rhythmic way. And remember that you are in control of your thoughts, not the other way around.

>typed this while squatting out my morning coffee, i hope it's readable

I'll come back on this topic later anyways, as it's a fundamental step to attaining a zen state of mind.

General dump:

http://www.chopra.com/ccl/sections/meditation

http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-16479/a-guided-meditation-to-rebalance-your-root-chakra.html

Remember that posture is a very important aspect of your well-being, try to be increasingly aware of your body as you go through life. Stretching and strengthening every area as you explore your martial prowess. Join yoga classes if you can!

Dumping more later, now consuming breakfast.

>'girlfriend'
fag

>>17662959
>girlfriend was at Disneyland
!!!HALT!!!
>age verification certificate needed.

Some dude was vaping and he was blowing O's.

Welcome to the 21st century.

>>17662849
You don't and can't. God Almighty does and has made a Way through His Son Jesus Christ.

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>>17662849
Jesus Christ shed His blood and whosoever believes on Him, will have His soul cleaned.

www.holytext.org/gospel

By connecting to whatever spiritual beliefs resonate with you and feel almost instinctual when you uncovering their knowledge.

Don't believe those who say you can't because only god/jesus/etc can only do it. Unless you come to that point yourself, not because you're bullied into thinking you're going to hell.

>>17662742
no. an AI would be pure instinct. a beast, not a man

>>17662749
I didn't say it would be a man but the incarnation of God.

>>17662754
not even a man and you want a god?

bestparanormalsellers.com is a paranormal marketplace. It's part of Creepy Hollows, so your listings might get commented on in their forums. You could open a temporary shop using Weebly and close it when you're done.

Alternatively, take your chances on eBay. There are still a lot of paranormal sales there. I don't know if it's because they're lazy or if the rules are laxer than people say. Market the stuff as 'estate curios' and it should be fine.

What kinda potions and spells you got, OP?

>>17662729
Not sure what they are exactly, they're all just in a large box in his house. I've seen then there before but I never really asked what they did

>>17662648
TRANSLATION: My brother died messing around these chemicals, I want to make a few bucks off his death by sell the remaining junk.

>>17662512

There was one night my boyfriend and I were staying up just chatting in the dark. In the middle of our pillow talk, we hear what sounds like someone hitting their foot against his acoustic guitar. He leaves his guitars everywhere one the floor, so it's hard to avoid tripping over them sometimes. I turned on my lamp to check around the guitar to see if maybe something fell off my bed on top of it. I didn't see anything near it.

On top of that case and a few other things, my roommates seem to have had a few experiences of their own in the house. One of them has a cat, and she and the other friend that share a room frequently notice the cat’s attention to a particular corner of the room. Two weekends ago my boyfriend and I went to a convention. Apparently one of the nights we were gone, our roommate adjacent to ours heard something fall over in our room.

Other than the paranormal experiences, it seems that all of us here deal with a somewhat constant stream of bad luck since moving into this apartment. It isn't really a lot of concrete evidence, but that isn't why I am posting today. I was actually wondering what your feelings are when you look into the paintings. Do you feel creeped out like my friends? Or do you feel you need to protect them like me?

Either way, we have decided for tonight to at least let them show face-up in the kitchen. We will hang them up tomorrow when we don't have to worry about waking the neighbors with the hammering. Maybe the little bit of attention will appease them.

>>17662512
Thanks I'm gonna fap to that pic

>>17664558
lol

>>17662012

Never heard of it pls explain

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>>17662096
Basically, two Mississippian fisherman were out at the local wharf one night when, out of nowhere, an egg-shaped spacecraft appeared and several grey figures appeared. They were described as having elephant-like skin, four antennae coming out of their head in a radial pattern, claws like that of a lobster, and slightly hovered above the ground. The younger of the two fisherman passed out, while the other was taken aboard the vessel. They examined him with what could be described as an eye-like machine and then released him, probe-free.

>>17662012
>Does it hold up to skepticism?

Skepticism? yes.

De-bunkers? No. Nothing will convince those fuckers.

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>>17661609
Take a hit of this shit and you'll fly through time.

>>17661620
Thx boi. But seriously iS THEREANYWAAYICANGOBACK???

You need to break the speed of light to exit the dimensions we exist in, which is impossible due to the limitations of the human body

>>17661552
I like Naruto too anon

>>17661565
Thank god, I thought you were gonna say Dragon Ball Z like some kind of retard.

haha, good thing people use instances and examples to use as creative tools in media huh?
Also putting things into practice to see what works and what doesn't based on trial and error.
Wow, what an enlightened world we live in :^)

>>17661595
hows about i fire up a ki ball right up ya ass anon?

>>17661201
you gotta fundamentally change your brains architecture on the chemical level bro.

>>17661201
I smoked DMT once and that worked

>>17661201
It's called dreaming.

/Thread.

>>17661125
if said weapon is properly sanctified

>>17661125
A simple blessing from an anointed personage or a dip in holy water will make your Louisville Slugger into a holy avenger no prob. Good for all problems with manifested abominations unto the Lord. If it leaves use some burning sage, salt lines, and threshold talismans to keep out the riff raff. Useful for throwing out the odd dark entity with the rest of the refuse during spring cleaning.

>>17661125
Nope, the only way to beat them is Thorazine.and Lithium.