ITT we create a mantra, saddhana, puja, ritual objects, etc for the Modern NWO Mahakala.
Pic related
He's an emanation of the Global Market
does shrek represent meme magic?
Spirituality is a science and tradition. You can't just hijack a religion and make the shit up as you go along.
>>18568075
>Ahem...
Taking my daily red pills trying to become woke as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REQQPiS_xAg
Discovered this documentary where they where talking about giant humans called nephillim is this real? Is there a giant cover up of the truth about giant ancient humans I must know in my quest to be woke as fuck.
habeeb it
>>18568042
It is reasonably likely to be false. If it were Real, it would be on the front page of every magazine and newspaper, not merely youStool.
Question is: Are you Real? Can you seriously give credence to such obvious larks?
>>18568269
It wouldn't be on the front pages. Think of the most influential science magazines. Most of them are propagating evolution and atheism. Any info about the Nephilim would serve as proof for the Bible narrative, and therefore contradicting what they've been teaching this whole time. They wouldn't shoot themselves in the foot, so they wouldn't show it, instead hiding it.
Tell me your secrets, what magic is used to bring lost loves back? Is it meme magic? Lemegeton summoning? Potions and hexes?
A decent conversation and a shower.
>>18567937
And this is coming from a girl, btw.
>>18567927
As the Bard said: Tis Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0
>>18567878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BceHGzsDVLY
Take that, Space Coyote!
>>18567878
Thumbnail shows but the video doesn't. Same happens on the website. Every other video is working fine on YT though... weird.
>playing with magic
said no wizard ever
NASA just uploaded "all" of its funded research.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/?term=%22nasa+funded%22[Filter]
>>18567825
Fuck NASA!
>>18567848
Fuck YOU
>>18567825
Sorry that was meant to be the subject not the name
Are there any spells, or magical/ supernatural ways of curing a disease?
>>18567798
Try summoning a doctor
>>18567798
What disease?
>>18567884
Diabetes
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trading.
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Real Ghost caught on tape, compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfTPq7FcE9c
Real ghost<
What if she's the ghost.
>>18567757
Than it's still a pic of a real ghost
Do you have any more pictures with the ghost and her body, but she's looking away from the camera?
Also, post nudes. With a ghost in them.
Alright, so I know this question keeps being posted here a lot but, does magic work?
How do you spell the word magic?
>>18567695
If by magic you mean self-delusion and confirmation bias, coupled with some placebo effect on sad desperate people, yeah.
If by "lolz i make dis card go thru glass", then no.
>>18567695
>so I know this question keeps being posted here a lot but
So you're aware that you're shitposting then. Good.
I feel like death is coming for me soon.
I'm reasonably healthy and I take care of myself, but my muscles and bones ache all the time, my chest is sore, and every day I feel more and more tired and worn down and I have a sense of impending doom.
What is happening anons
>>18567646
Go to the fucking doctor.
>>18567646
You prob have parasites (IE tapeworms living in your stomach). Fix it my dude then come back.
t.JewJu
it's the cancer, boss
I've been curious about this topic for a while, but I haven't been able to find anything too detailed about it, I need guides or forums, but seems that I'm unlucky or can't search that well
May you please help me with this issue, /x/?
>>18567606
>detailed
The only one who can supply a roadmap of your inner world is you. We can give you some pointers, tell you what worked for us, but that's about it.
The simple answer to doing it is start keeping a dream journal, start doing reality checks, and be patient.
>>18567606
I suggest:
Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming
by Stephen LaBerge, Ph.D. & Howard Rheingold
It's nicredibly elaborate and has some great advice and exercises to accomplish your goal
>>18567624
What are reality checks? How do I do them? I have been trying to keep my dream journal, it's pretty hard, but I know it will take some time
This very likely won't belong here, but anyone else ever had an epiphany dream? Something that made stuff in your life that hadn't been in order before snap together?
I had this drem, I was trying to be stealth drunk at a family event (extended family, we gather for most holidays) and my favourite uncle, who has never been anything but friendly and funny, suddenly starts ripping into every fault I have as a person, in a very brutal and humiliating way, in front of everyone.
It wasn't a nice dream, but I still woke up feeling better and more confident than, well, ever. Like my shit brain decided that the thing that I needed in my life was my uncle spontaneously letting me know that everyone can tell that I am drunk, amd that they're all sick of my shit, and that the only people who aren't sick of my self-pitying bullshit are the ones who don't give a shit at all (which is most of the universe. That I don't deserve to have anyone feeling bad for me.
And somehow, that's the thing that made everything snap and make me want to cut that shit out and be a better man that my father was.
>>18567604
>have gf
>have dream she's in her old college dorm
>I try to go see her
>bunch of people from college get in my way
>ask her if she's spoken to anyone from college the next day
>says oh yeah betachadwannabe has been tryna message her lately
Meh, if that counts. I don't like the idea of premonition dreams though, what the fuck do they entail?
Literally last night where my a manifestation of my body was upset at me (as a manifestation of me, the soul) because I worked without eating anything other than breakfast. It said it hates me, but can't leave me. So in all, I am starting to get the upper hand on it.
>>18567604
Been having some crazy dreams as of late, possibly due to taking a break off of smoking.
>At a small day festival on hill, never been to this location before.
>Watched some folk rock band play and started dancing, it's near dusk
>Some guy passes me a joint, mentions his heroin needles may have poked through it so it's hard to rip
>NoThanks.jpg
>Started walking and found a camp with all my friends from college, break out in hugs and shit.
>One of my friends grabs me and we roll down the hill uncontrollably to the stage
>Get up and I'm in the lodge above the hill looking down at the festival. It's now night.
>Run back down, passing a booth with one of my estranged gurus (don't ask) working it selling crystals and pins
>Went to buy a pin but they said they are all out of stock
>I see them right there and they said those are not for sale
>Kept walking and met with another friend.
>His goofy dad shook my hand and was dancing a jig. Introduces me to his non-existent twin
>Asks if I'm having a fun time
>I say, "why the fuck not? I'll remember this!"
Wake up.
pls /x/ i need help i have the night spookies
how do i get rid of the night spookies?
(pic related: it's me hiding from the spookies)
Try thinking about something funny. Or read a book. Do something to take your mind off scary stuff.
>>18567537
Think about all the new things you can try tomorrow, and all the things you will one day do.
Maybe read some science puzzle and try to figure it out in your head.
You can calc 2^32 in your head. It took me a week of hours to calc 2^37, but then it just seemed senseless: and too hard. It kept me from listening to some really spooky religious rants.
They're called spoops.
Have (you) tried to achieve CHIM today, /x/?
I tried, and I failed.
But every time I fail I come a bit closer to my goal.
>>18567536
how do you "practice" achieving CHIM?
what can (I) do to get closer?
>>18567560
You envision your place within all the universe, and realize yourself between all the stars and the planets.
Then you wander around with your mind, and look back to the galaxy behind you, and see what is essentially 'god'.
It is you
Will you awaken from the dream or will you become a lucid dreamer?
>>18567564
>Will you awaken from the dream or will you become a lucid dreamer?
depends on what's outside the dream...
I tried to go into sleep paralysis a little while back. All that happened is i went limp and saw dark gyrating patterns for a minute or two, this happened twice. Am I doing it right, I feel like I was about to go into sleep paralysis but was stopped.
What the fuck is wrong with you, OP? Sleep paralysis is a medical affliction that is ruining my life. Why would you wish something like that on yourself?
>>18567547
Idk don't really give a shit, and was out of weed
>>18567535
i get that fucking shit when i`m stressed, maybe thats should help you, also, i canĀ“t understand why do you want to do that, it`s not about giving a shit or not, it`s not an interesting state, sometimes you see thing and sometimes not, go buy weed, you would feel dissapointed if you get it and is not as spoopy as you expect.
I get that when i wake up in the middle of the night, dont know about someone getting into that meditating, relaxing or something like that, you are wasting your time OP